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school may have taught me math, but dip and pip taught me that phil eats ass and dan tastes like grandma musk.

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at first it felt like a privilege to know things about dnp but now it feels like a punishment.

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coldplay: and it was all yellow..?

that one british tall guy whose life partner left to go on a business trip: no.

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I’m constantly speechless after every new video. This was insane.

I need a cigarette

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need me a girlfriend to yap about dan and phil with

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uhhh i think someone needs to remind dip and pip that incest is illegal.

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dnp: parasocial is bad dont be parasocial

that one half of dnp: live with me maybe? we buy mansion together perchance

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If only he knew…

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the wad experience was one that can never be reconstructed or produced ever again. we are all proud of dan for what he has done, but no one could be more proud than phil. he stood to the side and slightly behind, allowing dan to have his moment and share his baby with the world.

everyone has seen ‘remote crisis manager’ and has reacted about it, but that is the truth; constantly there to be that shoulder and carry some weight, phil managed the crises.

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dan looking at phil with so much ____ and _________ whilst being censored for his little swearing tangent.

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phil saying dab and evan are rubbing their married life in the face of the single people.............. how about you just sit there quietly and look pretty lester

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Dan threatening a hiatus every time he loses is the reason we got trust issues

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if i had a nickel for every time dan has stared blankly at phil for an uncomfortably long time and recited a verse from my humps by the black eyed peas on the gaming channel i'd have two nickels which etc etc

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confessed to padmé about the tuskens too and she still went: “dang he fr love me”

anakin gave his lightsaber to padmé and said: “this weapon is my life and i’m giving it to you, doesn’t that mean something?”

heart stabs when you take into consideration he lost/broke said lightsaber numerous times and he borderline murdered padmé.

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fUCK YOU MEAN EDITING TIPS IN ‘24 ⁉️⁉️

you think youre dnp immune?? WRONG ! TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME LOSER.

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