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#TBT Playing a drugged-out subway slasher who gets his ass beat by Ricky Schroeder on NYPD Blue #nypdblue #actorslife #makeup #blonde #tv #silverspoons https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn-Tzy4gs6z/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=yvqfv88u9c07
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What? Isn’t everybody spending Sat. morning playing with dry ice they had laying around? #notadryiceinthehouse #science #sfx https://www.instagram.com/p/BneSVAqHanC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=oxiyav5ca9d4
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One of my favorites from MadTV - MJ as a super villain! #Repost @mr.davidherman with @get_repost ・・・ In a desperate attempt at self promotion, each day for the next year I will be posting a character I’ve played. Stay tuned; This is not going to be pretty. No.30- “MICHAEL FLATLEY/THE LORD OF THE DANCE” from MAD TV. @goblinsanimated @phillamarr #phillamarr #debrawilson #michaeljackson #oprah #madtv #riverdance #lordofthedance #feetofflames https://www.instagram.com/p/BncX4GRntMT/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ah885d4o4j24
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Totally stealing this for my chain of Ivy League Funeral Parlors #boolaboola #luxetmori #crimsondeath https://www.instagram.com/p/BncMJx2H7PO/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2ajws79bqrl0
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The @GoblinsAnimated campaign ends DEC. 22! C’mon Bub, help Steve Blum (@blumspew) & GOBLINS reach our goal! http://igg.me/at/goblinsanimated #voicesofyourchildhood
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Hey, fellow Goblin Tribe members! We are more than halfway through the campaign and aren’t yet at 50% of our goal, so we need your help! If you haven't been able to reach out on social media, or you haven't backed yet, NOW IS THE TIME! With two weeks left we need to drive this thing as hard as we can. Simply reaching out to two friends who you know would love this goes a long way towards pushing us to our goal of bringing GOBLINS ANIMATED to life! So find some fellow D and D loving, Goblin-hugging adventuring buddies and gird your loins (or anything else that needs girding) grab your sword and shield, or magic missile and reagents and let's go! https://igg.me/at/goblinsanimated/ #goblinlife #voicesofyourchildhood
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I’m reblogging a retweet - hope this doesn’t lead to the heat death of the universe!
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WOW. Watch these 3 minutes from Dallas sportscaster Dale Hansen talking about what Trump doesn’t understand about the national anthem and the right to protest. Compare this to any right-wing media whining and that’s why this is one to remember.
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@phillamarr talking @goblinsanimated & other projects past & future on @abouttoreview!
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Talking @goblinsanimated & other projects past, present & future on @abouttoreview!
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How do goblins show emotion? Only @Thunt_Goblins knows for sure!
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Are you the real Phil Lamarr? Just curious.
No, I’m the real Phil LaMarr. The fake one doesn’t mind when people forget the capital “M”
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New #SamuraiJack prints by @rotodisk and @wernwern for AwesomeCon! Signing from 12:00 on today!
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Flash Gordon and Dale Arden, a commission by Travis Charest.
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EULOGY FOR AMERICA
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to say our goodbyes to our dear friend America, who died recently after a brief, intense battle with fascism and a long, slow battle with carbs. Thank you all for coming out to help say farewell. It’s not easy. But at least America died doing what it loved most: deep-frying Halloween candy while white men tried to explain to women what jazz is.
America was sick for a really long time. In the early stages, I think we were all in denial. You could tell that America was unwell—public displays of brutality, deeply internalized prejudice, “Entourage”—but it seemed curable. Just a case of plain old electile dysfunction. We thought that we’d caught the fascism early, but, as we now know, it had metastasized. America was more Florida than country by the end.
America was born right here, in America, and lived here its entire life. America was always about family. It is survived by its similarly ill father, Britain, and its large brood of children: baseball, Google, fireworks, losing your fingers to fireworks, giving your Uber driver only four stars because he talked to you, thinking granola is healthy, Chicago (the place), “Chicago” (the musical), “Chicago” (the movie adaptation of the musical), Chicago (the band), “Chicago Fire,” “Chicago Med,” “Chicago P.D.,” “Chicago Justice,” “Chicago ‘Chicago’ ” (a show about the Chicago production of the musical “Chicago,” coming to NBC this fall), and a bunch of wars.
I’d personally be nowhere without America. America was there when I was born, when I got married, when I saw Janet Jackson’s nipple at the Super Bowl. Remember that? After that happened, none of us slept for days, because we had never seen the pointy part of a boob on our TVs before, and it really upset us. America was really cool that way. It would always get mad when you’d see the pointy part of a boob on a TV. I’m gonna miss that.
However, we should not dwell on the loss of our dear country, friend, and place where all the Cheesecake Factories and Lids stores are. Today, let’s celebrate America’s life, and remember all of the remarkable things it accomplished and how many actors playing Spider-Man who keep getting cuter and younger were inside of it. America gave us so much. And, boy, did it look good for its age. America was two hundred and forty-one years old when it died, but it didn’t look a day over a hundred and sixty-four! It looked so young, it could’ve been the very same America that put its own citizens in internment camps!
America got a bunch of things really right. Mostly how to put food inside other food. Anyone can just eat a chicken. But in a duck?! In a turkey?! In a gun?! No one is going to forget the Turduckenun any time soon. America was so inventive that way. And, I mean, everyone does silly stuff when they’re young. America was beautiful, too. Sure, it was a little lumpy, and you could always see its Florida through its pants, but it just got hotter with age. So hot. It was so, so hot by the time it died. Almost too hot to live in.
If there’s anything we should take away from this tragedy, it’s that you should always check yourself for fascism, especially around your midsection. It’s easy enough to do in the shower. If you catch it early, it can be cleared up with a rigorous regimen of local elections and books and yoga. But America was cocky. Nothing bad had ever happened to it before! It assumed this fascism would pass, just like the Second World War and “Entourage” had.
What a shame. America was just the best damn country in the whole U.S.A. I’m sorry that I’m getting choked up. I get really emotional when I think of America, and also I took too big of a bite of Turduckenun and it got lodged in my windpipe. We will all miss America greatly. Every time I see an American flag or a gun, I’ll think of America. But we can all rest easy knowing America is in a better place now: Russia.
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