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uhmm you know ur maid would eat you with zero hesitation if you died. right

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what if i watched cruising tonite...

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FREDERICA ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

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trying to become a cfdv fan because he's got all the best oneliners

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the terror fans might find this Tunghak mask interesting

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FUN FACT:

In the “worst kind of sorry” scene from AMC’s The Terror, Edward Little isn’t actually crying and sweating and kneeling on the shale. He’s really just frowning and apologizing. That’s actually a mandella effect that only influences people who think Edward Little is a pathetic useless failure made to be shamed and slapped and pissed on.

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solving summer camp counselors au… john as the uptight religious counselor… sol as the lifeguard, couldn’t care less abt the christian stuff at the camp… sol likes getting irving flustered, can read him like a book… john’s got unchristian feelings about sol spending all day in his bright red swim trunks by the lake…

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The terror fandom on Wplace, August 21st, 2025. (I FORGOT HODGSONS RAMBLE IM SORRY ITS HERE NOW)

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i’ve never fucked a white man they don’t deserve me

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people goon to fanfic? i thought we were all reading for leisure?

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i just love the fitzjames congreves scene. just as he’s checking his wounds and the outlook is bleak, he runs out to offer any help he can, to prove to himself that he hasn’t given up, there is life in him yet. gunnery man through and through, he never stopped fighting.

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when im high i go on ao3 and open six different fanfics in seperate tabs and then forget

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One of my favorite things I've seen on wplace is this Stefan Karl Stefánsson memorial in Reykjavík

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trying to describe black sails to people is my personal sisyphean task. “it’s a pirate show” bad. “it’s functionally a prequel to treasure island but also it’s not at all” bad again, and also confusing. “it’s about pirates trying to destroy western civilization” mostly only true of the second half of the show and also doesn’t fully capture what i love about it. “it’s a pirate show about the power of stories, how civilization uses shame to keep people in line and turns them into monsters, and the power of queer rage. it’s got some of the best acting, writing, everything of any show i’ve ever seen.” the most accurate, but way too long and makes me sound pretentious and insane. send help i just want to talk about my favorite show.

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finally finished black sails. ive never seen a show end so well. gave me everything i wanted and more. thank you.

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cornelius hickey saw what john silver did on black sails and said "i wanna do that"