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dan is sooo loverboy like I've never ever seen someone's eyes soften and face glow and smile widen and dimples deepen and blush like dan howell when he is near phil every song about what falling in love looks like is about him

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both of their laughter about the 'gay best friend' card is absolutely sending me. something something rocks and glass houses

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HELLLO, BEAUTIFUL????

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gay men are friends of dorothy. lesbians are friends of dan and phil

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we are 10 seconds in and we got scissoring live on danandphilgames happy pride everyone

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THEY UPLOADED FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!

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just had a dream where an emo phil lester came up to me and greeted me with a “heyy emo fag dyke bitch 💅” and tbh, i’m kinda flattered and feel good this morning

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the fact that they're so comfortable sharing these moments with us, having every right not to, knowing that we'd spam the pictures on the timeline calling them lovers is so important to me

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soooo has anyone gotten an email that their dnp merch has shipped yet..

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You’re all trying to think of ways for Phil to win more Dan Vs Phil’s but I’m here hoping Dan keeps winning accidentally because I think it’ll be funny to see him getting more and more stressed and desperate to throw games

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had a dream dan went to give phil a little kiss on the cheek in a video and it was SO obvious but it also cut away so quick and i gasped and of course thought ‘well this is going to be replayed and giffed bunch of times’ but then dan and phil EDITED INTO THE VIDEO the video rewinding and the cheek kiss replaying about 10 times clearly to make fun of us. and the thing is i don’t think its completely farfetched at this point of time that they would do something like that and im scared.

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what if we were the hottest internet duo of 2009... and we were both girls...??

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i think dan and phil are very funny for getting sent a switch 2 for free from nintendo and spending the entire video going hey these mario kart tracks are a bit shit aren't they

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3 months without uploading chromolumen comes back with phyuri

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literally dan in this video: 🥰 Phil 🥰 you’re 🥰 so 🥰 annoying 🥰

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Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn

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i desperately need phil lester to see this tiktok