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reblog this if you want a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.

pleaaase?

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trying to have sex with my point-n-click wife but she keeps saying "hmm...i don't think those two things go together"

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Corn in all its colors!

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i have so many hobbies and interests but each day the four horsemen (instant gratification, shortened attention span, procrastination, exhaustion) grab me by the throat and shake me until i collapse in my comfy bed

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may have found the funniest possible thing ever in this essay on medieval sex laws im reading hold on

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the distortion would never try to take me bc if i was trapped in its corridors i would NOT notice the changes in anything. new halls? nope that’s what they are. new color? i just forgot and noticed again. weird pictures? ooooh cool hands! we would be besties by dawn

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This is what your parents are watching on TV

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me, as I’m rubbing my t gel into my leg: hmm. what if I was cis this whole time

the transsexual angel sitting on my shoulder: who fucking cares. you’re having a good time being on t. either take t as a tranny or take it as a cis dyke. who cares!

me: thanks transsexual angel. are you allowed to reclaim those slurs btw

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cracks him like a glowstick

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I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

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rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

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the moment i saw this the idea crossed my mind and i had to make it

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