phonoix

[phonoix]

[phonoix]

They're not beating the lesbian couple at an IVF consultation allegations

[phonoix]

i like the idea that sentry bob is just a liiiittle bit obsessed with john

[phonoix]

Re reading the original hunger games is so funny bcus katniss can literally read haymitch's mind like what. I'm dying of thirst but haymitch hasn't sent me water, that must mean that there's some nearby!! And one kiss is one pot of broth!! Like she even acknowledges that it's strange when she's like oh to peeta this would just be a pot of broth. Haymitch will give her one look and katniss knows immediately what he means and she's right every time

Meanwhile peeta is like your dress really suits you and you look nice :) and katniss is like he's trying to kill me

[phonoix]

bless the sherlock & co people for making holmes cannonically not interested in women on the episode where irene adler first shows up. they saw the history of people saying holmes falls in love with her and wen't NOPE

[phonoix]

Katniss in Mockingjay after speaking to Hijacked Peeta:

[phonoix]

[phonoix]

i was in the middle of making a gifset of this but i think the whole moment just needs to be viewed in video format because

[phonoix]

What a wonderful piece of media! Surely the fandom will be literate and normal

[phonoix]

don't let the insanity of episode seven distract you from the fact that these cuties have A LUNCH CLUB and nobody turned up one day and mathew JUST HAD LUNCH CLUB BY HIMSELF

[phonoix]

what r u scheming babygirl

[phonoix]

They fill my life with joy

[phonoix]

[phonoix]

[ID: Six screencaps from Taskmaster. Fatiha El-Ghorri, Mathew Baynton and Rosie Ramsey stand on a wooden stage outside a house. Mathew asks, "You've both met Ed Sheeran?" Fatiha says, "Have you not?" Mathew replies, "Not yet." Fatiha says, "Bruv, they let anyone on this show, swear down." Mathew looks taken aback, then smiles sheepishly. End ID.]

[phonoix]

Happy pride here’s a canon gelphie kiss

bonus:

[phonoix]

Appropriate gym attire and appropriate hand gestures...the girls are loathing!

[phonoix]

Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.