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gooning to superbat, superterrific and superlex at the same time I’ve the greed they talk about in bible

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MR. BEAST YOU WILL NEVER. EVER. BE HIM.

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REMEMBER:

if you don't understand the post at a glance it's because op wrote it wrong and needs your help

if the post doesn't contain all the contextualising information you need to understand it, op is gaslighting you

if you haven't experienced the phenomenon the post describes, op is making it up for clout

if you haven't encountered the type of person the post describes, they're a strawman that doesn't exist

if the post doesn't address a topic you'd prefer to talk about, it's a distraction, missing the point, and talking over you

if the post makes a good point, it is your duty to contribute to human enlightenment by nitpicking it to be more correct

and most importantly:

every online conversation is a competition and you must win

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We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

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me before watching samalamadingdong: omg brennan is finally getting his revenge on sam!!!

me after watching samalamadingong, now knowing the whole thing really was just a love letter to game changer and sam reich:

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I wish I had friends with the resources and love required to kidnap me and trap me in a custom escape room based on all the times I embarrassed and annoyed them on purpose

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i do think i need a sitcom with these three terrible (affectionate) knights/guards

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he’s been planning this for years

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Despite all the frog imagery I'm not that big of a frog fan.

I tag anyone who wants to do thisssssss

Picrew Chain!

Do this picrew and tag your mutuals! Have fun!

Tagging: @helloilovefanfiction @emeraldraccoon478 @super-ace @lexataciously

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C I N E M A

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“They’re making Superman woke by saying it’s an immigrant story”

Superman? You mean the ALIEN from a DIFFERENT PLANET who WAS NOT BORN IN AMERICA BUT GREW UP THERE??? The one created by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, who were both children of IMMIGRANTS???

Not only is Superman an immigrant BUT HES AN ILLEGAL ONE!! HE CRASH LANDED IN KANSAS WITH NO DOCUMENTATION!!

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Shout out to Thunderbolts and Superman for giving us unapologetically evil villains who recognize that they're evil but just don't give a damn. This is clearly meant to remind us that the most evil people are corrupt politicians and megalomaniac billionaires.

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honestly most of the Superman (2025) "discourse" just feels like

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I think it's really cool how two of the most influential Jewish superheroes in two of the biggest movies of the summer are finally being played by Jewish people

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Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

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cain and abel are on their ten thousandth spin around the wheel of samsara and in this life their names are Those Brothers from Oasis