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Legitimately what was in the air in Nashville Tennessee in 2022 and why wasn't I there. Absolutely criminal that I didn't get to see ANY emo boys slutting it up in short skirts 😒

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taken from their chat logs

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phil doubling down on period positivity while being so fucking stunned clueless god i wanna be your high school hot cheetos girl hag SO BAD

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what do you think is their most objectively or subjectively erotic video?

no one is going to like this answer but it's so obviously the videos where dan makes phil eat something gross or too spicy. he knows exactly how overwhelmed he can make phil before he'll start to genuinely panic, at which point dan switches to comforting him until he's able to continue (as far as i can remember, phil has never tapped out of something he already agreed to). it's so. like that's literally bdsm. on youtube.com

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you can’t just go back and like this way after liking all the other comments. you can’t do that. that’s sick you’re sick you’re twisted

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did Dan apply to go to uni in Manchester only after meeting Phil? as in did he only choose that university to stay close to Phil since he was living there?

so it looks like he was mostly considering southampton until late 2009...when he switched to really wanting manchester or york (a total mystery why....)

despite him not retaking his psychology a level yet (which he should have needed to get into manchester because they required 3 As but dan only had 2 after he failed his psych exam) dan got unconditional acceptance into manchester uni feb 2010!

(proof once again dan is y/n and the universe moves for them)

he did still tour york uni though

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the mulllet in which i reside

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ohhhh no pause pause my eyesight is terrible i assumed the flower was growing behind him but it’s tucked behind his ear… you are so cute… :((((

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dangerous territory

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it sounds silly but it feels so huge whenever they acknowledge that they have always been gay. like we all knew that phil was gay in the bbc era already why does it feel like such a bombshell for them to say it

what a relief

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“you are so obviously visually homosexual it doesn’t happen anymore”

thinking about how they’ve been visually homosexual ever since emo years and it’s probably “obviously visually married to a man next to you” dan is talking about and crying

yeah so weird he only clocks as visually homosexual to flight attendants now. definitely nothing to do with the 6'4 man attached to his hip also looking at them like

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friday nights vs fryday nights

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they play too much

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do u think they tuck flowers behind each others ears

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wait i just noticed he tucked flowers behind his ear 😭

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you still said it!!!