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@degenerusssy i’ve been cursed to do the equivalent of walking into a room looking for something but immediately forgetting it the second i get in the doorway and then walking away only to remember it again but when i walk back and i forget it and so on in an endless cycle until rebrand
hashtag phamnesia
COMPUTER TAKE ME TO DANANDPHIL DOT CO DOT BIZ DOT UK POSTHASTE ‼️‼️
computer take me to rpf dot gov please
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computer take me to danandphil dot gov please
computer take me to rpf dot gov please
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Wordle guessed in 5/6!
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Daily Phordle 14 August 2025

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favourite part of being a phannie is being summoned to the city centre (tumblr) so we the townspeople can all be violent ill together <333
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i just like. this time last year was when the whole phan conspiracy thing was happening and we were all shitting ourselves trying to imagine what that could possibly mean and then tit happened and here we are a year later about to enter ANOTHER new era of Dan And Phil together being Dan And Phil and it’s been nearly 2 years since the comeback like genuinely who woulda thunk it
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hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all
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welcome back phan-tom of the opera the duet of all time ^_^
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they've been dming this account for months and now they've run out of time because they have everything else scheduled and ready and they're getting desperate <3
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“i asked chatgpt-” ok well i asked dan and phil and they didn’t really answer my question they just started talking about how their souls are intertwined and i’m still not sure if they meant it in a romantic way or not
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can we talk about the fact that @ danandphil is taken on onlyphans, what are they plotting for april fools? what does wwsdd mean?
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you know uh. with everything happening today I’m thinking maybe we should come back to the time a little while ago when somebody found there’s a @ danandphil on OF ?🤠
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So, like, promo pics incoming, right? Phlonde 1 was right before tit promo. What kind of photoshoot is happening next?
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you guys know that there's for sure a phanartist out there who has been working on new channel headers and such for MONTHS right. who are you what do you know 👀
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does anyone know if the @ danandphil on tiktok used to be something else? because empty account or not, i find it suspicious that there are only 3 followers (well two until i just followed it just in case), so i'm guessing it's a brand new account that just got the username? 👀
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wonder whose last name they’re going to choose now that they’re no longer going to be mr and mr games. they should figure it out with a dan vs phil
#phivorce was real but it was with their secret third#Games#mr and mr [insert silence here] 5 ever <3
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the CONCEPT of making a joint instagram when their regular instagrams already look Like That. how much worse can they get
#never underestimate dnp’s ability to be Worse#they have a sixth sense for finding ways to make us insane
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dan and phil aren't real and can't hurt me
dan and phil aren't real and can't hurt me
dan and phil aren't real and can't hurt me
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