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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

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BUT WAIT! There's

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Sooooooo you wanna explain this?

If that's not flirting I don't wanna know what is

psh...name ONE instance of flirt on this entire blog. you can't

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Excerpt from my Fanfic

THE RESULTS ARE IN AND I'M GONNA POST THE FANFIC EXCERPT!!! (Sorry to the 7.7% who didn't want this but majority rules in my book)

Okay so we all read the title and I just wanna get some things across first and foremost.

I'm posting this for feed-back purposes. I just wanna see if this seems like a good enough story to post because I started thinking about it and realized that reading fan-fics (Saiouma one-shots on Wattpad mostly in this case scenario) have given me ideas for my own one-shots that I wrote down but wasn't confident enough to start typing because I didn't wanna be seen as "cringe" or a "terrible writer". I've seen so many good ideas from people on here like @thelemoncoffee and was like," Imma start publishing my ideas". Please consider commenting feedback or if you think it's worth it; reposting this. And so, with further a-do, my bros, brosephines, and broskis, I present you with an excerpt from:

The Prince and the Amethyst Dragon

"Well, well, well, you really shouldn't be out here roaming these streets alone ya' know~. You could be mugged, kidnapped, or worse, killed." Kokichi's facial expression turned dark and full of all kinds of malice. "And to top it off it could be by anyone, even me." Shuichi felt like his heart was in his stomach, but he had to find a way out of this. "W-well you wouldn't dare lay a-uh, a finger on me. I am Shuichi Saihara; son of the king himself." Shuichi exclaimed, feeling a little bolder now; standing tall above the other male trying to intimidate him. However despite his best efforts, Kokichi wasn't intimidated but his facial expression changed from malice to an almost child-like awe. Saihara gradually yet painfully realized that in revealing who he really was; he'd messed up. "Wow, just, just wow. A real life prince!" Kokichi lowered himself to a bow and reached his hand forward to take Shuichi's and gently kissed it while simultaneously looking up at him and winking."It's an honor to meet you, your highness.~" Shuichi's brain felt scrambled; this guy just threatened his life and now he's "honored to meet me". What was this guy's deal?

"Ohhh come on now, that was an obvious lie. I'm not gonna kill you silly, you gotta read in between the lines Shumai." S-Shumai?! What was this guy on? Whatever it was Shuichi didn't need any more parts of it. He needed to make it back to the castle before he got in trouble for sneaking out; he didn't need any more trouble than he already had. Kokichi trailed alongside him and then said, "So don't you have like- a magic carriage or something waiting for you? All this walking has me bored out of my mind." Shuichi sighed and calmly replied "Well, I do this every Friday night so I'll be fine." Kokichi still followed Shuichi, the sounds of the night filling the void of silence. Then Kokichi had an idea. He walked in front of Shuichi; now walking backwards, and announced his idea. "Hey Shuichi, I've just thought of a waaayyyy better idea that I'm sure you're gonna like." Shuichi doubted he'd like the idea but let the boy go on anyway. "I'll take you home but- in exchange, you gotta give me a kiss~. Nehehehe," he said smugly looking at Shuichi with his finger to his lips. Shuichi was clearly flustered by this and it showed on his face. "What are you trying to say, that you know a short-cut?" Kokichi pondered for a bit then said "Yeah sure, a shortcut or whatever call it what you wanna call it. Just follow my lead and I'll have my beloved prince back home, safe and sound in his castle in no time flat!" He then added, "Also the whole thing about you having to kiss me was a lie" Of course it was a lie Shuichi thought, but then proceeding to lightly blush seeing the child-like grin on the other boy's face. "Umm, so might I ask what's the plan then?" Shuichi asked clearly confused."Follow me."

Kokichi beckoned him towards a dark woodland area. Shuichi really began to question why he was here genuinely following him considering all that happened between them tonight, and yet here they were. Kokichi stopped abruptly and turned around. He looked both ways nervously like he was trying to see if there was a dangerous entity in the dark out to get him. "Okie dokie, Imma need you to wait riiiight here for me please. I'll call out when I'm done." Just as he was about to turn and vanish into the woods he turned around one last time and said, "I need you to not tell a soul what your about to see, I don't normally do this type of stuff for strangers but tonight I'm feeling nice. However, if you do snitch, I'm gonna have to kill you for real, and we both don't want that to happen, now do we my beloved prince?" Not again with the death threats. "Okay no need to put my life on the line again, I promise." Kokichi nodded his head and was consumed by the darkness of the woods. Shuichi stood there anxiously waiting. Minutes later he heard something from the woods "Your safe Shuichi, come on." Hesitantly Shuichi stepped forward and into the woods. "Kokichi?" He cried. "Come closer, you're almost there." Was the reply he got, but he still didn't see him.

"Kokichi can you not mess around right now, where-" Shuichi stopped dead in the middle of his sentence and his tracks. He saw two glowing eyes staring at him, one a golden yellow color and the other, a mythical purple. Shuichi was like a deer caught in headlights with fear and astonishment. He didn't know what to do, and contemplated running away from the beast and waking up in his bed at home safe from all this chaos knowing it was all just a bad dream. Then the dragon cooed to Shuichi, "Come closer, my beloved; believe me, I won't bite."

So that's it so far :) I hope you enjoyed this excerpt and like mentioned prior PLEASE feel free to comment your thoughts/criticisms or drop a question in my ask box. Thank you good citizens of Tumblr for allowing me to be myself, and sharing my interests with y'all :) Stay tuned for more Shuichi x Kokichi content

Thank you once again for your time <3

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Question for the Saiouma fans of Tumblr

I have an excerpt of a Saiouma fan-fic that wanted to share on here cuz I'm new to wrtiting fan-fics (I've only ever read them and looked at au ideas on here from people like @thelemoncoffee ISTG they have SO MANY good ideas for Saiouma/I LOVE their blog please notice me) so I'm gonna set up a poll to see if y'all would be interested in reading and giving me feed-back. It's 851 words long.

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My genuine reaction to my question being answered:

Wow so my theory was CORRECT YIPPEE :D

I know I don't like the lil' sh1t sometimes (although he's prolly like- my #1 kin fr and I love him as a character) but even someone like him deserves love. TYSM again for answering my question, also sorry for disturbing K1B0, I'm new to this blog and don't wanna bombard him with questions for other people. Tell him I said Hey :)

Hiiiiiiiiii <3

Okay firstly LOVE the field trip au so sO SO SOOOOOOO MUCH PLEASE keep it up :D

Now, my question: Why does Kokichi seem so upset about kissing Shuichi? I mean, I scrolled so far just to try and understand the lore of the story and in one part Kokichi is fine with seeing Kaito + Shuichi kiss, but the moment he's offered to kiss with them he's got his panties all in a twist. Gonna put on my theorist hat for a sec and say that Kokichi 11037% likes Shuichi and DEFINITELY wants to be the one kissing him ͡ ❛ ͜ʖ ͡ ❛  BUT ALSO sees that he's happy with Kaito; deep down (although he won't admit it) he doesn't want to ruin what they've got because of his own feelings. I'm sorry I know that most of your asks are shorter than this but I'm so DARN captivated with the lore and Saiouma, I didn't know how to put this any shorter.

Have a good day/evening/night and thank you for reading this, and an EVEN BIGGER THANK YOU if you answer it.

THANK YOU!! i kill for long introspective asks so this got me all giddy aldkfn

keebo is the only character who can see people's messages, so kokichi didn't see that offer to join the smooches, and none of the characters actually said it.

he's a bit snappy because you're RIGHT. he's a lovesick little shit. he's not really fine seeing them kiss, but kaito & shuichi are the people he's grown closest to and he doesn't want to fuck that up. this is post-game; he figures he's on thin ice already.

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I was today year's old when I figured out that...

Kokichi's last name is CANONICALLY SPELLED O-M-A.

What the actual frick why is this pissing me off 😭 😭 😭

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6 Days late, and 6 prompts short >:/

So this is a Danganronpa Ship Month (Saiouma edt) Day one prompt, "Lies". I started working on the other prompts too I'm just posting this late because it's the only one that's actually complete.

Had something extra planned and I might post that later on. For now, even though I SHOULD go to bed Imma work on the other incomplete/not even started on prompts.

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REPOST because I put the dumb in dumb@$$/I forgot to insert the god-dang link

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEE go follow this person!!! (ESPECIALLY u Saiouma fans) The lore that this person created for these two is just *insert DRAMATIC chef's kiss*

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was thinking about infighting and like. they all see us the same. from the wildest queerest fagdyke to a cis gay guy. we are the same to them. the weird queers are not like. ruining your precious community. we're a part of it

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@notthebatpup

I love it, keep up the good work, from one small artist to another. I gift you with a reblog.

P.S. Whatever this new passion is I love it :3

puppetry

my new passion in life is drawing tiny dr characters

(click for better quality, reblogs are appreciated!)

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My Splatoon avatar and a strawberry Seacow repping for Team Strawberry

I know team strawberry got AB-SOLE-LUTELY SHREDDED during the past Splatfest BUT I still wanna post this because 1.) This was my 1st EVER Splatfest and 2.) Team Strawberry needs some love 🩷🩷🩷🍓 ALSO as y'all can see I created my own Splatoon creature. I'm keepin' it plain and simple and calling it a "Seacow". Thinking about expanding on this creature

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✨Thank you🥳

Thank you @strawkichi for being my 1st folllower

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Heyyyy. Tryna step out of my security box and start posting instead of just liking a whole bunch of other people's posts. Starting small and hoping to get bigger. I'm just a goofy introverted high-schooler who was raised on the internet. I was in WAYYYYY too many fandoms as a kid* *(and still am) so I'm just tryna find my people. Hopefully I'll get some ✨INTERNET CLOUT✨, not here for controversy just wanna have some fun. :D