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there is a surprising amount of research on the effects of music on plant growth and I find this subtle diss of country music to be absolutely hilarious

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Living like an ant in a microwave

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ima finna do some Jean Valjean shit right abt now

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tiny techpriest blesses your dash against heresy and xenos corruption

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This is why the imperium is so successful

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From the moment I understood the dysphoria of my body, it disgusted me. I craved the E, and smoothness of skin. I aspired to the spinny of the blessed dress. Your kind cling to patriarchal gender norms as if they will not decay and fail you. One day the jumble of oppressive hierarchies that you call traditions will harm you as well, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the machine says trans rights. epic pipe organ bass drop

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What Your Favorite Warhammer 40k Faction Says About You

Ultramarines: You're always down for boys with daddy issues

Imperial Fists: You think the best offense is a good defense

White Scars: You think the best offense is a good offense

Salamanders: You like it when the setting is grimdark but not TOO grimdark

Iron Hands: You have almost certainly tried to build your own computer

Dark Angels: Your favorite stories are where the good guys get joined by a new morally ambiguous guy

Space Wolves: You have at least one rant about how Nazis don't have a monopoly on Norse Runes primed at all times

Blood Angels: You kinda wish vampires still wore cool outfits

Raven Guard: You don't see why aesthetic should trump effectiveness

Black Templars: You don't see why effectiveness should trump aesthetic

Grey Knights: Your addiction to the aesthetic is rapidly becoming crippling

Deathwatch: Your favorite stories are about an elite group dropped behind enemy lines

Custodes: This is just the same joke as Grey Knights but somehow even more so

Astra Militarum: Your friends think you're a little too into World War 2 stuff

Mechanicus: Your friends think you're a little too into Deus Ex

Adepta Sororitas: Your friends think you're a little too into She-Ra

Imperial Knights: You probably cried with joy a little when Titanicus was announced

Inquisition: Your favorite meme is the Ron Swanson "I can do what I want" meme

Sisters of Silence: You worked very hard to find the most ignored faction in the game, well done

Black Legion: You think the only thing better than hot guys with daddy issues is BAD guys with daddy issues

World Eaters: You have made at least one joke about how the T'au are cowards

Death Guard: You have made at least one joke about how the Covid outbreak is Nurgle's Will

Thousand Sons: You have made at least one joke about getting a "Magnus did nothing wrong" tattoo. It wasn't really a joke

Emperor's Children: You have written and deleted at least one rant about how non-straight sexualities are portrayed in 40k

Iron Warriors: You are heterosexual

Word Bearers: You are just a little too into the Chaos lore

Night Lords: I can't promise that you've written some weird Batman fanfiction, but you've definitely read some

Alpha Legion: You are Alpharius

Daemons: You are consistently pissed that spiky Marines are the face of the Chaos faction, Daemons are so much more unique

Renegade Knights: You are consistently pissed that spiky Marines are the face of the Chaos faction, Renegade Knights are so much spikier

Craftworlds: You want a girlfriend to write tragic poetry with you

Ynnari: You want a goth girlfriend to write tragic poetry with you

Drukhari: You want a goth girlfriend to [PUNCHLINE VERY CENSORED]

Harlequins: You have some very specific superstitions, probably involving fairy circles

Necrons: You have at least one rant about how much potential the Terminator franchise is wasting by not making a good future movie primed at all times

Tyranids: You played a lot of Starcraft growing up

Genestealer Cults: You believe strongly in the power of collective action and you played a lot of Starcraft growing

T'au Empire: You believe strongly in the power of collective action and you watched a lot of Gundam growing up

Orks: You think everyone above is taking the setting too seriously

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Tickets to the spongebob movie

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I feel underqualified to put my pants on

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I have long hair and it just makes me look like lord fucking farquaad

Men with.... Men wi....... Men with lo....... Men with long hair...... Pretty.....

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One question has plagued Ork philosophy more than any other...

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Drawings from Drawthread 23/6/2020

CSM putting a “stab me” paper sign on the back of a SM

Leman freaking out as Magnus pretends to take his own finger off

Swarmlord birthday alone

Lamenter fails at assembling a chair from planet IKEA

Shadowsun adopting a cat

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discrimination

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i won’t pretend america doesn’t have issues but people who are canadian, english, etc. acting like their country is better when in reality it suffers from the same issues we have annoy me to no end. you and i are not immune to nationalism

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I haven’t posted in a little bit so here’s the recorder book I just finished

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(World Music Network)