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we should be mobilizing to bomb the rotten tomatoes audience score for tbe f1 movie like incels do every time marvel releases a movie with a woman
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Oscar “heart-eyes” Piastri is Back!

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a PSA for anyone who is confused by the panic over the UK heatwaves! ☀️
the UK has an amber warning declared for a heatwave this weekend, where temperatures will reach above 30C (86F). to many, especially Americans, this doesn't seem like a notable temperature, and i've seen many ignorant posts mocking UK residents who are worried about how they and their loved ones will be affected by the temperatures. i'd like to explain why heatwaves in the UK are different than other parts of the world, and why they cause such a panic: 🔥 because we are an island nation, our heat isn't dry: it's horrendously humid. high humidity means that your lungs need to work harder to breathe, and it's much harder for your sweat to evaporate in the air. sweating is how your body regulates its temperature, and you sweat more in humid environments. when sweat doesn't evaporate it remains on the skin, leaving you feeling hot, sticky, and ill. 🔥 our homes and buildings are built to retain heat. because the UK is so cold and rainy for the vast majority of the year, our homes are supposed to trap heat, not let it out. not only are our homes smaller on average, but between double glazing, cavity wall insulation and loft insulation, when heat hits a British home, it causes a greenhouse effect. heat just sits in our homes, and it doesn't dissipate at night, meaning we are unable to sleep. 🔥 we have no air conditioning. i have never been in a home with air-con, and very few public buildings have it (except some shops). because of the aforementioned cold, rainy conditions that affect the UK for the vast majority of the year, air-con has never received a significant roll-out here. this means that we have little to no relief from being inside buildings besides being in the shade, and few homes even have fans. 🔥 our city centres are packed and highly urbanised, which causes heat traps. because our streets and homes are often stacked tightly together, including rows of houses/buildings/etc., heat in densely packed areas has nowhere to go, and will simply sit. trying to walk through a city during a heatwave will leave you sweating and exhausted in minutes. likewise, there are limited spaces to go to cool off during these temperatures: people will literally go to the shops to stand in the fridge/freezer aisles. 🔥 our infrastructure is not built to cope with heat. during heatwaves, our tarmac melts. the rails which hold our trains bend and warp. our grass catches fire. a few years ago, airport runways cracked and lifted in the heat, halting flights. the UK is brought to a standstill during high temperatures because our cities and towns are built for colder, wetter temperatures. add in the 16 hours of daylight we get during the summer, and you have a recipe for disaster. 🔥 the hottest temperature ever recorded in the UK is 40C (104F). this was in England, and in other UK countries, it's even lower: in Wales, it was 37.1C (98.78F); in Scotland, it was 34.8C (94.64F), and in Northern Ireland, it was 31.3C (88.3F). because these are our highest temperatures, many of us are unused to the symptoms which signify heat exhaustion or heat stroke. i need to emphasise: people die during heatwaves. i highly encourage people to read about the 2022 UK heatwaves, which saw the deaths of nearly 3000 people (many of whom were elderly). we could do nothing but hunker down and survive the heat during this time, and it was especially dreadful for anyone who is older, disabled, and/or neurodivergent. so while 30C is not unheard of in the UK, any heatwave poses significant risks, including illness, disruption to transport, wildfires, and even death. thanks for reading, and to everyone from outside the UK who's provided useful advice on keeping cool! i'm sure we'll be alright, but i'm hoping folks won't parrot misinformation about us just 'not being able to cope with the heat' 💔
#sparky yaps#long post#yep#we were in a 40 degrees area last year and it was awful#got to go out in it on a train tomorrow#32 highs i think#my disabled autistic ass isnt looking forward to it#i did poorly enough in 25c a few weeks back#so im worried abt causing problems for my friends again#hoping to have a good time but so nervous abt how hot it wil be#and im worried abt my cats too#have lots of things set up for them to keep cool#but its so aggressively hot#praying my train doesnt get delayed/interrupted#apparently EMR has aircon now but#im still worried
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#oscar piastri#someone else has definitely posted these#but i am so obsessed with this one#the pov fits my interests too well
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#sparky yaps#incredible news#i think the summer is worse for my chronic pain#than the winter was!#so thats cool#i just want 1 cool day#its 32 celcius this weekend#and its only june#and we have no air con or good fans#i am filled with fear
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did you know that he is carboy
#oscar piatri#he makes me feel safe and secure#because he is still happy and successful with his hyperfixation#it brings me joy to see#he just lives for cars
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thank you @piastris-duckies for the tag!
˗ˏˋ this picrew and the last song you listened to ˎˊ˗
tagging @trashiequeen , @neuerswaist , @leonsliga , and anyone else who sees this and thinks its fun!
#sparky yaps#wasnt sure who to tag bc i am not sure whos okay with tagging#if u want to do this and want put in the tagging bit just message#esp if we're mutuals#also this was the closest to my hair i could make#and the cat ears were the closest i could find to dog ones haha
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the universal experience
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do you think they make clothes that fit him
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im going to become a george/oscar type of guy if oscar doesnt stop obviously flirting with george in the press
#sparky yaps#oscar piastri#george russell#the banana#the bed#the shoe size comparison#whats next?#'how big are your hands george'#'lets compare hands'
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LANDO // sunday, Monza 2023
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OHHHH THE HEART EYES THE BLUSH THE SMILE
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if anyone makes you feel bad or stupid over something harmless that makes you happy you need to beat them with a hammer and then never speak to them again
#sparky yaps#exactly!#as long as its harmless and it makes you happy#no one should make you feel bad for that
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of all the people to hit the groundhog, of course its lewis. thats extra sad.
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I cannot say the words in my head out loud
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