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”Well, silly, what do you think? Of course they’re for you. Have I been acting like a baby lately? Now lie down on the floor. You’ll get used to this, baby.”

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”Girl, this diaper was really wet! You were close to leaking. Good thing you came to me when you did. Now let’s get you cleaned up.”

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”I can’t believe you’re moving out! Who’s going to tuck you in now, who’s going to change your diapers in time?!”

”Oh come on, Mom. I’ve been changing my diapers myself for at least a year now! Most of the time anyway… I’m not a baby anymore you know.”

”You’re right, Cupcake, you’re mommy’s big girl now, aren’t you. Oh, hold on a second…”

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”They’re all yours, baby!”

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”Okay… But… what if she would, you know, use it?”

”Oh, no problem. Doesn’t happen every time, but when it does, you simply change her. I’ll walk you through it.”

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”Wait, that’s a diaper! You’re not really going to…?”

”Yes it is, and yes I am. Baby, you’re in for a day in diapers. Starting right now, right here!”

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”Right, I’m not there yet. But who said potty-training is easy?”

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– I know, it’s crazy. But it’s my mom, she must think I’m still a baby. ”Keep it visible like that”, she said, ”so your teachers will know they can easily change you when you’ve done a pee”. No, I’m serious, she actually said that! As if I wasn’t able to change my own diapers.

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– Billy, you’ve been drinking quite a lot of water. Are you sure you still don’t need a diaper change?

– [whispering] No…! And please, Jennifer, not so loud!

– Oh, you’re so cute, baby… But look, I’m gonna ask you again in half an hour. If I still get a ”no”, I will need to check your diaper. This is a really long flight, you know. We can’t let you have a rash.

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”Hi… I'm Laura, your neighbor on the second floor. We met on the stairs yesterday, just when you were moving in. Remember? Now, I hope I don’t disturb, but… I happened to notice how you kept staring at that pack of Pampers I was carrying home for my son. So I figured I’d better drop by and make sure you have everything you need. And… as a matter of fact, I highly doubt you know how to put on a diaper the right way, so I’m gonna need to help you with that too. No problem. Good neighbors help each other, don’t they?”

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