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We cannot let the OFF remake usher in a new age of skinny emo boy Zacharie. Draw him fat. Hold the line.

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The remake is so fucking peak and kicked me in the teeth 10/10 here’s Hugo getting two moms to cope

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YOU

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE AGAIN

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God waiting for a full playthrough of the OFF remake is like being an addict waiting for their dealer to give them the good shit but they’re stuck in traffic CMON IM SCARED OF GETTING SPOILED I NEED TO SEE THE NEW STUFF ALREADY 💔

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OFF TODAYYYYYY!!!!!! IM LOCKING THE FUCK IN

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OFF TOMORROW OFF TOMORROW OFF TOMORROW RAAAAGGGHHHH

OFF TOMORROW!!!!!

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Miss him every day

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This is your reminder that the Remaster of OFF comes out this month and Zacharie is going to be real again and I’m NOT going to be normal about him. He was the first name I picked as a baby gay you can’t take this from me.

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get those abs off of him

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I’m obsessed with final forms. THE SYMBOLISM OF YOUR ACTIONS/PERSONALITY HAS BECOME A PART OF YOUR PHYSICAL SELF. ( AND NOW YOURE A MONSTER.)

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I HOPE YALL KNOW IM GONNA GET EVEN MORE AUTISTIC THE COMiNG WEEK WE'RE AT THE FINAL COUNTDOWN BOYS OFF TOMORROW!!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥

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i should beat off again it's been like 6 years

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Sexyman Ship CrackContest:

- A Sexyman based art contest challenging you to craft the weirdest, most cracked crackship fanchild imaginable.

The ten characters you can choose from for this crackship are:

- The Nine-Headed Demon (Lego Monkie Kid)

- Count Bleck (Super Paper Mario)

- Winter King (Adventure Time/Fionna and Cake)

- Bob Velseb (Spooky Month)

- Midori (Your Turn To Die)

- Zacharie (OFF)

- Infinite The Jackal (Sonic The Hedgehog)

- Red Velvet Cookie (Cookie Run)

- Slenderman

- Cecil Palmer (Welcome To Nightvale)

You can make any combination of crackship from these characters, but the contest is centered around the fankid you craft as a result. This contest is centered around the creativity in the character and design. Have fun and be creative!

The contest will be judged by me and my friends. Use the tag #sexyman crackcontest for us to see the art you craft. The deadline is August 31st.

The top 3 winners will receive a special fic written by me about whatever sexyman character they wish.

First place: 2k words

Second place: 1.5k words

Third place: 1k words

Rules:

- this should be obvious but no NSFW, keep it PG-13

- keep things civil and respectful, this is just for fun

- One character per person, but if you want to team up with someone you can share a character

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You enter a shop and you’re seeing a merchant do this. What do you do?

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OMG TODAY IS THE DAY?!

TODAY IS THE DAY!

Happy 10th anniversary to this little dear clay masterpiece I fell for :,0

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I recently beat OFF (the game by mortis ghost)

peak game I reccomend you get OFF (the game by mortis ghost) or buy it when the remaster

I chose the judge ending because fuck the batter

after the fight I divorced his ass and got the add ons now I'm a single father of 3 circles

α ω ε

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When I saw Battenna pop up I thought people started shipping The Batter with Tenna for some reason like people just decided to make a crossover rarepair but it turns out the Batt part was from Battat the green pippins who was ranting about who Mike was 😭