pickled-asparagus
pickled-asparagus
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
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pickled-asparagus · 3 months ago
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"you better not be littlest pet shop teensies whale when i get there!"
my stupit ass:
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pickled-asparagus · 3 months ago
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You guys make post like you don't know what's gonna happen on March 24, 2025 and it shows
#hm
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pickled-asparagus · 3 months ago
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who up frying they sausage
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pickled-asparagus · 4 months ago
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unreasonably funny. the sudden yell. the actual creature itself looking like a fucking muppet. jadzia's "whatsthatisthataspideroradog..!?"
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pickled-asparagus · 4 months ago
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the ds9 novels are so good. bashir played dead in front of obrien to hear his eulogy and only succeeded in hurting his own feelings because the eulogy sucked
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pickled-asparagus · 4 months ago
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ghost trick
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pickled-asparagus · 4 months ago
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Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th
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pickled-asparagus · 4 months ago
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pickled-asparagus · 4 months ago
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this valentines day, remember to kill. kill people with your teeth. bite them
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pickled-asparagus · 4 months ago
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i just love light effects on water...
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pickled-asparagus · 4 months ago
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hey guys. what was this
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pickled-asparagus · 4 months ago
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With apologies to the entire archaeological community
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pickled-asparagus · 4 months ago
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need two vampire ladies to have an indirect kiss using me
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pickled-asparagus · 4 months ago
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Comic abt orange scented bath salts 🍊
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pickled-asparagus · 4 months ago
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Stimming isn't enough. I need all my muscles to adrenaline clench at once and shatter all my bones into dust.
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pickled-asparagus · 4 months ago
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Кот Лёва. Не отдаю, просто хвастаюсь
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