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theres a giant horse in my bedroom and a disapearing man outside my bedroom window, i think id like to wake up now.

MIKEY WOEBEGONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I just know that Jonny and Alex are gonna absolutely ruin us with Protocol.

These motherfuckers are gonna make us unlock a whole new spectrum of depression usually only visible to shrimp.

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me, with the enthusiasm one might associate with a 5 year old at a birthday party: that guy fucking gourged his eyes out didn’t he!!!

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Everyone in WOE.BEGONE is a little freak. Mike(y) decides to play a game where he cuts his own arm off for LITERALLY NO REASON and then cuts his hands off for "bonus points". Ryan wins access to insanely powerful time travel technology and uses it to make an ARG where you kill cops and cut your own arms off. Christopher larps as a man who killed his wife. Mikey repeatedly electrocutes himself because he's too stupid to realize there are ways to do things that dont involve severe self harm. Edgar sees a dead body drop out of thin air into his boyfriend's house and decides not only to stick around, but to MARRY him.

Michael larps as a cowboy 24/7 because his dead boyfriend liked it. Ty Betteridge does insanely fucked up human experiments on like 10 copies of the same guy "for medical science" and steals Michael's cowboy hat. OVEdgar wants to live a normal life so bad he plants bugs in several versions of his boyfriend's house, even going back in time to do so, in order to capture Mike's worst moments and send them to all of his friends in the hopes they will all abandon him. Michael escapes a torture facility and takes a 3 week vacation on a real cowboy ranch doing the but-there-was-only-one-bed trope with a real cowboy. Said cowboy sticks around for ??? Reasons???

But most importanty, Flinch developed technology that kets you literally rewrite reality and is just giving it away to people who win silly litte 4chan hacking contests ?????

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Get it? He's the bear? Isn't it funny? I hope nothing about this symbolism comes up later that would be wack.

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Ah yes, my favourite podcast characters...

Jon, Jon, John, John, John, John, Jonathan, Mickey, Mick, Mike, Mike, Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, and Mikaele

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Having compassion for the younger idiot version of yourself for all the stupid fucked up mistakes they have made and the mistakes that you are pretty confident they are going to make is the easy part.

You know what's hard? Having compassion for the older more experienced version of yourself who you hoped would have all the answers and still doesn’t.

Latvia Mike does both.

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Michael and Outlaw Ty

I’m sure glad nothing bad ever happens to them

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ipad is working again !!! so happy

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He's dead he never existed he's a self assigned cowboy he's haunting the narrative he's making the narrative cowboy themed

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episode 92 was EPIC i love all the interactions in it. matt and ed man my beloved!!

[characters, left to right: Sylvester August Baxter, Matt, Ed Man, Mikey, Michael, MW] 

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is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]

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hey sam. sam. what do you mean by a "blast from the past." sam. sam what do you mean by that

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my first ever bone-pinning !!!

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*sees Sam suffering from the incessant drive to ask questions and uncover the truth behind supernatural mysteries.*

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!

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Windows 95 archivist saying "anyone know what the deal is with the magnus institute?" sent me grinning, giggling etc, etc.

Same vibe as "check out this drunk creeper. L. O. L. in MAG01. Immaculate. 10/10 no notes

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jurgen leitner needs to come back in protocol so he can get beaten to death by another bouchard