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i dont mean to be dramatic but talking to someone every day for a while is really nice until that day comes when you like dont talk to them for like 24 hours and u really just feel like youre dying
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I knew better, but I did it anyway.
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#wtf has this past week even been#i cant believe i'm actually kinda looking after myself and engaging in behaviors that are beneficial to my mental health#like don't get me wrong i've cried a lot today#and she's fucked up my exam that i've got this week for me because there's no way i have the headspace to give a fuck about that#but like#i'm trying to make myself feel better#and that is not something i usually do#who cares shut up elle
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So here’s my question: when you lose the most important person to you in the entire world, where is all the love – love you never even knew you were capable of – supposed to go?
Ted Michael, Crash Test Love
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Lin-Manuel Miranda at the 2015 Public Theater Gala [x]
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those 2 girls should not have done that with the cup. just my humble opinion
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“Ghostbusters Movie Trailer Most Disliked In YouTu-”
It’s because they’re women. Just. I’m going to stop you right there and tell you, yeah, it’s disliked because it’s a movie starring women.
“Well no but see it’s actually because it’s a reboo-”
Of the top 15 highest grossing movies of 2015, 9 were either reboots or sequels and 5 were adaptations based on books or comics. [x] You don’t hate the new Ghostbusters because it’s not original enough. It’s because they had the audacity to cast women in a movie not marketed specifically for women. It’s because it’s a reboot of a movie starring men and they cast women.
“Honestly I just didn’t think it was all that funny-”
Don’t be an asshole. That is not why THIS movie’s trailer, above all the outrageously shitty movie trailers made, got the most negative reaction. The movie’s made by and starring people who are already established as marketable. It stars SNL cast, which, again, is really goddamn marketable. It’s an established and popular franchise (and tapping into those has already proven to be really fucking marketable, if last year alone says anything.)
In 2014 only 12% of all clearly identifiable film protagonists were female. (For the purpose of the study, protagonists = the characters from whose perspective the story is told.) [x] People complaining about Ghostbusters are the same mouth-breathing troglodytes who complained that Star Wars cast “ANOTHER girl!” in Rogue One. (Or complained about Rey in Star Wars, or Furiosa in Mad Max, etc. etc. without any fucking end in sight oh my god.) People hate the trailer because they hate women stepping out of the 12% of place they have.
Look, it’s 2016. Let’s just call misogyny what it is and not give it any fucking trending headlines, alright.
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“it’s just a simple question: did you love him?”
#lmao so i broke up with my not-girlfriend of 6(?) days#when i said it would end in tears i didn't think it would end in tears THAT soon#but hey#anyway i'm v sad and delicate rn bc we both just cried at eachother for like an hour this afternoon#i cant tell anyone i know we were even together so you're getting all of my shit bc i feel sad and have no one to talk to abt it#ANYWAY#i'm gonna try and do something that'll make me feel better instead of wallowing in self pity#emmerdale#robert x aaron#who havent broken up#so there's that
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if you can name any carly rae jepsen song other than call me maybe youre gay
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Daveed Diggs Woke Up to a Tony Nomination [x]
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brook and poussey in the orange is the new black season 4 official trailer
#cuties#orange is the new black#poussey x brook#honestly guys i'm having so much trouble concentrating on anything that's not my not-girlfriend#i'm so fucked holy shit
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#life update: i've met a girl and i knew going into it that it was bad idea but i did it anyway and it's 100% going to end in tears (mine)#but for now#i'm like#excited about a person#which#hasnt happened in ages#i can still feel things!#who knew
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My favorite thing about Windows is how it suggests looking at online support to solve internet connectivity issues.
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Honestly I think the scariest thing about having a mental illness is when you describe an aspect of it that you’ve accepted as part of your everyday life to someone else and they find it frightening and suddenly you realise that it is frightening, you’d just forgotten
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I always have such need to merely talk to you. Even when I have nothing to talk about — with you I just seem to go right ahead and sort of invent it. I invent it for you. Because I never seem to run out of tenderness for you and because I need to feel you near. Excuse the bad writing and excuse the emotional overflow. What I mean to say, perhaps, is that, in a way, I am never empty of you; not for a moment, an instant, a single second.
Virginia Woolf, from a letter to Vita Sackville-West (via theresathingcalledlove)
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Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth reunite twelve years later to sing ‘For Good’ to honour Wicked producer, David Stone (x)
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Liking someone is so tiring like great now I gotta look at YOUR horoscope too
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