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ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE (2001) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary

it's been my experience when you hit bottom, the only place left to go is up.

i sleep in the nude.

about time someone hit him. i'm sorry it wasn't me.

i didn't say it was the smart thing, but it is the right thing.

i came down the chimney. ho ho ho.

we've done a lot of things we're not proud of. robbing graves, plundering tombs, double parking... but nobody got hurt.

maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew.

will you look at the size of this? it's gotta be half a mile high at least.

our lives are remembered by the gifts we leave our children.

you're so skinny, if you turned sideways and stuck out your tongue, you'd look like a zipper.

hey look, i made a bridge.

as far as me goes, i just like to blow things up.

come on. tell the kid the truth.

does it match my dress?

it was like a sign from god.

i got your four basic food groups: beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard.

you have disturbed the dirt.

what have you done?

if you give back every stolen artifact from a museum, you'd be left with an empty building.

i gotta admit, i'm disappointed.

you ask too many questions!

who are you? who sent you?

do not be such a crybaby.

now tell me your story, my little friend.

trust me on this one. you don't wanna know.

if you're looking for the pony rides, they're back there.

what else have you got in there?

forget your jammies, [name]?

you're gonna want a pair of these.

i think we've seen how effective my decisions have been.

have i left anything out?

you did set the camp on fire and drop us down that big hole.

i took this job when my dad retired.

you are a scholar, are you not?

who told you that?

let's go over it again, just so we got it straight.

we're all gonna die.

someone needs to talk to that girl.

for the good of the mission, i will go!

tonight's supper will be baked beans. musical program to follow.

hey, i had nothing to do with it.

i'll have to quit my job.

you didn't just drink that, did you?

don't move, don't breathe, don't do anything...

carrots? why it it always carrots?

with something like that, i would have white wine.

we can't let him do this!

okay, now you can go.

how was my accent?

we are not thriving.

where are you going?

don't take no for an answer.

look, i have some questions for you, and i'm not leaving this city until they're answered.

somebody's gonna have to suck out this poison.

i thought you said he only had guns!

mercenary? i prefer the term "adventure capitalist."

do you wanna do my job? be my guest.

i'm gonna need you to fill these up.

thank god i lost my sense of taste years ago.

why don't you translate, and i'll wave the gun around.

this was not part of the plan.

you do swim, do you not?

your heart has softened.

you would have slain them on sight.

what they have to teach us, we have already learned.

something wrong with your neck?

so i guess this is how it ends? fine. you win.

get back! i've got soap, and i'm not afraid to use it!

look at all those tattoos!

i've got a bone to pick with you.

any last words?

i really wish i had a better idea than this.

i know i'm forgetting something.

you're the one who got us here.

you must've read it a dozen times by now.

sometimes i get a little carried away.

all will be well. be not afraid.

i hate fishing. i hate fish. hate the taste, hate the smell, hate all them little bones.

you will not regret this!

hard to believe he's still single.

can you drive a truck?

no time like the present.

i love it when we win.

you pick now of all times to grow a conscience?

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Random Headcanon Meme!

⍤ : What does your muse’s voice sound like? Is it light? High pitched? Scratchy? Deep?

✍ : What is your muse’s handwriting like? Is it neat? Sloppy? Fancy?

☕ : Does your muse prefer coffee or tea?

⌚ : Is your muse good with keeping on schedule for meetings, appointments, or events, or are they always late? Or, are they always a bit early?

♿ : Has your muse had any injuries in the past?

☺ : What is your muse’s smile like? Do they smile often?

⚡ : How does your muse feel about storms? Are they afraid of them, or do they calm them?

⚠ : How does your muse react to possibly dangerous situations? Do they face them head-on, or do they plan out their actions first?

☃  : What is your muse’s favorite season? What about their least favorite season, if they have one?

☂  : Does your muse like rain?

☼ : Does your muse like daytime or nighttime more?

🏨  : How well does your muse sleep?

❤ : What are your muse’s thoughts on love? If they are not in a relationship, do they believe that they will ever find a perfect someone for them?

☘ : Does your muse believe in luck? How about fate?

⚯ : Does your muse have good eyesight? If not, what is it like? Are they nearsighted or farsighted? Or both? Do they use glasses? Or do they prefer contacts?

👓 : If your muse wears glasses, what are their glasses frames like?

♨ : Does your muse have good table manners? How do they feel about bad table manners?

❀ : What is your muse’s opinion about flower crowns?

♬ : Does your muse sing well? Regardless of whether they sing well or not, do they enjoy singing?

📐 : Is your muse good at math? Do they like it, or do they hate it?

♞ : What is your muse’s favorite animal?

εїз : How does your muse feel about bugs and insects?

📱 : Does your muse prefer calling or texting?

☆ : Of the sun, stars, and the moon, which is your muse’s favorite?

ツ : Does your muse prefer lots of friends, or just a few close ones?

✝ : Is your muse religious?

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Rules and Stuff

18+ writers and mutuals only/MDNI: For the safety of me, and everyone involved this is a required essential. I do NOT feel comfortable with underaged people messaging me or interacting in the slightest. If I get the impression you're underage or lying about your age, I will block you.

No smut: Scott and the mun are both of age. It's important to note, that I don't feel comfortable with it and it's not something I'm particularly fond of. The most I might offer is a fade to black and leave it at that. If you are into this that's fine but it's not my cup of tea.

Sources: If I reblog a meme or something, please don't repost my reblog of it. I don't wanna take credit for other people's work. It doesn't feel right to me. So if I reblog something, make sure you check the source beforehand. That's all.

Shipping: I'm not against it, but there needs to be build-up and genuine chemistry. Only interested in fluff shenanigans. I primarily ship Scott with Ramona, but if there is enough chemistry between our muses I'll consider a different pairing. Also no weird crap, any incestuous, pedophilic, bestiality, or other problematic ship ideas will result in a swift block.

Fight rp: I'm a bit rusty at this, but I don't have any strict requirements about it. Don't godmod, powerplay/metagame, and vary up your attacks. Give me a chance to react to your moves, and I'll do the same for you. No cheap one-shot stuff.

No drama: I don't care about this, and neither does anyone above the age of twelve. If you don't want to interact with me anymore, that's perfectly understandable. The block button is at your disposal, so go ahead and use it if I make you feel uncomfortable or don't suit your writing style. Not interested in other people's beef either.

Mirrors: I'm not too stingy about this, and considering how Scott Pilgrim is a fictional character anyone with knowledge of the series can write for him. So if other Scotts want to follow me they can, I don't take roleplaying too seriously in general.

Mun ≠ Muse: Scott Pilgrim is an impulsive moron, who often makes decisions without thinking all the way through. Pretty obvious but I am NOT the character I'm writing for. So don't take anything I've said in character personally.

Discord: It's not required, merely optional but if you want it do ask me beforehand. Only interested in giving it out to close mutuals, to begin with, and in general I'm selective with this. For obvious reasons. If you prefer to not use it that's also valid and I respect that.

10. Angst: I don't mind this writing honestly. It can be pretty fun to write angst if it's well done-and enjoyable. I don't have too many triggers, but if one does come up I'll let you know and DM about it privately.

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Scott Pilgrim

New to character and verse

Indie writer

Muse is an impulsive idiot, mun is chill

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