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Economics Crash Course with 🍍

🍍: *trying to explain land as a factor of production* you try picking up the concrete floor and moving it

🐜: *has never done econ once* I AM the concrete floor

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Pineapple and Ant Studying for Literature

*twelfth night act 3 scene 4*

🍍: it's so long.

🐜: just think of it like you're pregnant

🍍: ......I'm gay I can't get pregnant

🐜: omg same :)

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Lip Synch Battle

for context, pineapple and I are trying to decide a song for the lip synch battle our school is having

🍍: *who wants to do a hamilton song* cabinet battle #1 has a swear in it so not that. Does #2 have a swear in it?

🐜: well you would know better than me-

🍍: hold on lemme sing it *proceeds to send a voice note of what was supposed to be cabinet battle #2 but she forgot how it started*

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a person in our class: *referencing a horn* give it a good blow :D

🐜: i'm a lesbian

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🍍: Uhhh, I think I made a mistake

🐜: My parents made a mistake when they had me and I highly doubt its that bad :)

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🍍, a 16-year-old who isn't gonna apply to film school until 19: i wanna film this video right now

me (🐜): well, you still have time-

🍍: no i wanna do it right now.

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🐜, a lesbian bio student doing reproduction in class: i hate sperm

me (🍍), a pansexual non-bio student hijacking her class: nah they're just sex tadpoles

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Pineapple and Ant's Christmas Day Rundown 2022

Pineapple: RECOUNT OF YOUR CHRISTMAS READY SET GO

Me after reading Song of Achilles all day: if i ever married and die you mix my ashes with my spouse

~🐜

Happy Christmas everyone :)

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Pilot: An introduction Into The Friendship Between A Pineapple And An Ant

Key: 🐜's sentences are in italics, 🍍's are normal

Hey there bitches and bros and nOn-BiNaRy hOeS~

She really can't type; she rewrote that sentence like ten times because she kept mixing up the letters.

Shut up.

In her defense, we are in a very loud party.

I really would rather be anywhere else. But anyway. Hello there wider Tumblr community! I'm Pineapple. (And you're watching Disney Channel)

And as you can already guess, I'm Ant. Currently we are stuck in a Christmas party and we've found some sanctuary in a corner. Pineapple happens to be looking very traumatized at the moment and the Wi-Fi isn't loading for us to watch Given so here we are.

They're not even playing Christmas music. It's blasphemy and if it ends up being like the summer party I'm probably going to have another panic attack in the music room bathroom. We've been procrastinating creating this introductory post for like a week or two now and figured now is as good a time as any to do so.

Ant and I became friends earlier this year, when I lost someone I loved after first losing myself. We became friends through ✨trauma bonding✨. She's now pretending to be drunk off of soda. She'll be back in a minute.

We became best friends when our respective friend groups abandoned us both. Painful, but ultimately it led to something better.

WE GOT ICE CREAMMMM. Anyways, while Pineapple goes to get us some spoons I guess I'll take over (the world). Where should I start?

I suppose I could tell you about our nicknames Pineapple and Ant but where's the fun in revealing that. Instead, I'll tell you random bits of information about us.

So if you know what an MBTI is, I'm an INFJ and Pineapple is INTP. We're both dark academia fanatics with a love for literature and history. Pineapple is a musician, she plays many instruments and I'm a dancer who plays the violin. Currently, I'm being converted to Pineapple's anime cult but I have yet to turn her into a STAY (Stray Kids everywhere all around the world!). Pineapple has also taken to shaking her head at me because of that last sentence but it's fine because she loves me. YOU GUYS PINEAPPLE STARTED SINGING ALONG

To be quite honest, I have no idea what this will contain. It'll probably have a range of things but I hope anyone who find this can see a bit of themselves in these posts but I guess that's all for me.

It's not a CULT. Anyway. The plan for this account is to remain as utterly anonymous as possible. If you figure out anything about us, feel free to ask. I won't guarantee an honest answer, but you can try.

OH. Another thing to note is that we're both writers. We love angst. Do with that information what you will.

We created this account because we have so many interests, whether or not they align. We're in so many different fandoms that the account is going to have no theme. Sorry not sorry.

We're also accidently funny, and I thought an account where we could repeat those things would blow up so I was like, "Why not Tumblr?" I have my own Tumblr account. I love that account. No, you cannot know what it is.

We're also gonna create a Twitter account. Wish us luck with that one.

So, look out for our posts. Posts that we both make will turn out like this one. Ant's contributions in italics, mine in regular text. Individuals will be in regular but with a signoff that will be made up of the emoji of our namesakes (🐜, 🍍). That's pretty much it. Ant?

Umm I just spilled pink ice cream on my keyboard then used my white shirt to wipe it up so that was smart. But yeah I guess that's it. Bye bye guys <3

My ice cream melted :(