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Scaramouche Relationship Headcanons (SFW)

A/N: I had no certain request for this one but I just had to- Feel free to fight me about anything because no one can change my mind when it comes to this man. Pairing: Scaramouche x gn!reader

Scaramouche is not the kind of man who is usually everyone’s cup of tea, after all he is know for his harsh attitude and his blunt words, being a Fatui Harbinger did certainly not change his score for the better. You’re strongly mistaken if you think that he will become all soft, loving and caring after committing to a relationship – it’s far from anything like that. Scaramouche expresses his feelings through sarcasm, insults and strong irony thus it’s the best for you not to take his words too seriously at all times. Should it nevertheless be the case that he hit a raw point with his harsh words, causing you to cry or become utterly upset, he will change his attitude to a softer one – at least as long as no one is around. He will gently embrace you while telling you to calm down, stating in a murmured tone that he loves you. It rarely occurs that he trusts anyone enough to show them this side of him but if Scaramouche really falls in love, he falls deep and with a lot of dedication and he surely does not want them to leave due to his asshole like behavior. Tease him about his 2-seconds-long-lasting soft side once and he will be back to being a scolding choleric in the blink of an eye, telling you to shut up and simply do him a favor by jumping off a cliff.

Even though it often appears that Scaramouche does not give a damn about anything you do or don’t do, he secretly cares a lot for you and your well being. He will try to hide his considerate side by masking it with his bluntness and mean words – for example when he comes to bring you take away lunch or dinner, grumpily muttering how much of a bother you could become if you don’t properly look after yourself. If you ever dare to put yourself into an avoidable dangerous situation, prepare for him to become furiously mad after saving you – his eyes containing a mixture of fear and pure anger as he tries not to look at you, his fingers trembling. One could think that in those moments he is about to explode but it’s the complete opposite. Rather than screaming at you for being so reckless he will acknowledge your presence but ignore every single one of your words. After calming down for a while he will simply threaten you that if you ever risk your life so easily again, he will be the one to end it in a not so nice way. The feelings seem to overwhelm him in a situation like that; torn between scolding you for risking your life so stupidly and telling you that he’s glad you’re still alive.

Contrary to all expectations it can easily be found out that Scaramouche is actually a good listener, at least when it comes to you. If he notices that something is bothering you he will try to make a stupid remark about your off behavior and to loosen up the mood with his sarcastic attitude. If he notices that he's not able to catch you with his words, he will groan loudly and tell you that you’re an annoying person with all those feelings and hopes and how devastating it is to deal with them, yet that’s all he’s going to do. Afterwards he will sit down in front of you and take your hands gently in his, lightly nodding his head to signal you to tell him what’s on your mind. As long as you don’t point out how caring he seems to be, he will find no discomfort in showing his soft side every once in a while.

Scaramouche will try to hold you away from getting involved with the Fatui, as well as he will try to let your name vanish in every report that might cross his eyes. If it’s not needed he will not expose your relationship to anyone working underneath the Snezhnayan Regime. He knows that those who are afraid of him would not dare to lay a single finger on you if he decided to make your relationship an official thing around the Fatui. Yet on the other hand you would become an easy target for those who hold a grudge against him, and given his reputation the list seems to be quite endless. Which is also the reason why he decides to keep you away from any official Fatui stuff. You should respect his decision of not getting involved with the Fatui and keeping your relationship a secret or otherwise you might push Scaramouche away. Your well being is strictly above his, even though he wouldn’t admit it loudly. If the only way to save or protect you is to stay away from you, he will do that.

He is probably the worst and meanest person when it comes to any form of PDA. When the two of you are alone, he sees no problem with you becoming all touchy – he’s all in for cuddles – as long as you don’t tease him about it and you are okay with his stupid comments. Being alone with him gives you a lot of opportunities to turn the table and pull an asshole attitude on him, though you should be prepared for him to make you shut up when you push your luck too far. He sees nothing wrong in wrapping you in a blanket and sitting on your rear while you’re trying to break free, laughing at your struggling attempts to push him over. He might seem like a physically weak person but in times like that he seriously got the upper hand. Back to the PDA factor; he is really not the kind of man to show off his partner and relationship to everyone. If you decide to cross his boundaries and cling to him, he will become super grumpy real quick and scold you to take your hands off of him. If you want him not to overstep your comfort zone, you shouldn’t overstep his as well.

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OH OHHHH MMM STEP BROTHER SCARA! He can’t help but fuck his little wholesome sister in her sleep, eating her out till she’s moaning and screaming his name <333

Stepcest. Somnophilia. DNI if it makes you uncomfortable, please. Scaramouche x fem! reader. Smut. Cunnilingus. Tagged as Yandere Scaramouche.

I have been waiting for someone to request stepcest smut from me, ngl.

Scaramouche had taken great care to tip toe as quietly as he could to your room. Fisting his cock to thoughts of you wasn't going to cut it tonight. He needed to look up at his precious, delicate stepsister as his tongue lapped your cunt.

His eyes drank in the sight of you sleeping only in your panties, the blanket exposing your soft skin to him as he gently tossed it off your body. Crawling on the bed, he hooked his fingers through your panties, holding his breath as he made sure you didn't wake up.

Good thing for him his precious darling was such a deep sleeper.

Spreading your legs, Scaramouche groaned quietly into your cunt, flicking his tongue across your clit. He swirled his tongue around it, knowing it wouldn't be long before you enviably started to dream about him. He latched his lips onto your clit, eager to see you writhe and moan for him, that you even craved him in your sleep.

He plunged his tongue sloppily into your cunt, rutting his throbbing cock into the mattress as he held your pussy against his mouth. You tasted as sweet as you sounded.

You'd looked at him so adoringly during dinner earlier. You deserved nothing less than to have him worship your sopping cunt in your sleep with his tongue. His arms hooked around your thighs, his thumbs skimming lovingly over your hips.

He swirled his tongue between your walls, moaning drunk on how sweet you tasted. He nudged your clit with his nose, smirking when you unconsciously reached your hand out to him like you were looking for him before gripping the sheets tight.

"Scara, Scara," You moaned, moving your hips up into his mouth. If he wasn't careful, you were going to wake up your parents when he made you cum.

"Shh, darling," He purred, vibrating a moan on your clit, "relax and let me taste all of you," He sucked on your clit soothingly, making your legs shake. He didn't care that he was going to cum in his pants while he ate you out. You tasted so fucking good, your walls tight and gummy on his tongue as he sloppily fucked it into your drooling hole.

He let you scream just once, coaxing your release your release to gush on his tongue. Not even when his pants were sticky with his cum and he was finished lapping up your slick did he stop eating you out.

You sounded way too sweet squirting on his tongue for him to stop. He always took care of his stepsister, after all.

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octopus hybrid! scaramouche x gn reader

SUMMARY = (from this post) you're having a panic attack so scaramouche allows you to bite one of his tentacles to calm you down

WARNINGS = prior suggestive implications, depiction of a panic attack, poor writing bc i didn't bother lol, honestly pretty wholesome and soft other than that, octopus hybrids can grow back their limb even though i think real octopodes can't do that

W/C = 0.4

A/N = i wish i had an octoscara to bite on :(

“Feeble human…what are you going to do without me?” Scaramouche narrowed his eyes as he patted your head. “This is why I can’t be away from you. If we were separated by sea, who knows what you would have done?”

Your response was just an inaudible “mm”. Which was fine. He didn’t expect you to respond with sentences when your mouth was occupied by his tentacle. While this usually happens in intimate situations, situations when you’re completely bare underneath him, this was completely different.

It was a situation Scara himself had experienced plenty of times. Something humans call a panic attack. And you were going through it. And something about seeing you in such a state made him feel…hm, he doesn’t know. Labelling what he feels is such a human thing, so beneath him. All he knows that he doesn’t like it and wanted you to stop feeling that way.

He didn’t know what humans would do when witnessing something like this. So all he can refer is what he would do when he himself goes through this type of thing. In times like this, he would usually…

“Here.” Scaramouche popped his upper body out of his tank, presenting you with one of his tentacles. “Bite on it. It helps.”

Sure enough, it did. Initially you were worried about hurting him. What if you bit him so hard he bled? What if you accidentally chew it off? But his only reply was a scoff.

“You think I haven’t done that to myself? I don’t give a shit, just don’t eat it or I will drag you inside this tank with me.”

The texture is strange yet comforting. It is large but it fits in your mouth and is nice to chew and suck on. You hold onto the tendril with both your hands, looking up into his eyes with the tentacle still in your mouth. His aloof expression shifted to one of amusement as he chuckled at you.

“You look dumb. Adorably dumb.”

You made a noise of disgruntlement before biting on the tentacle hard, causing Scaramouche to hiss.

“Urgh, fuck you!

You contently hummed before sucking and kissing on the tentacle as an apology. Scaramouche watched for a while as you continue to nibble on him before wrapping another one of his tentacles around you.

“Are you feeling better?”

You nodded as you leaned into his shoulder, oblivious to the relieved smile present on his lips.

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✧ . WANDERER DATING HCS

here's some of my hcs for wanderer!! this is all gn reader, no prns! don't expect this to be smut, it's just fluff<33

When dating Wanderer, don't expect him to know what to do. Even though he's lived for centuries, that doesn't mean he's been in a relationship with anyone before. Consider being his first, it wouldn't be so bad.

You would probably have to explain the concepts of love to him, the feelings he feel in his chest whenever he looks at you or when you hold his hand. It takes quite some time to explain it to him but he's able to grasp it quick.

Wanderer can either be blunt about his needs or quiet about them, there's no in-between. There's times where he can be clingy, holding you down, and feeling your warm body against his cold one, and there's other times where you'll have to reach out to him and suggest ideas, which Wanderer quickly agrees to.

Even though Wanderer is much more kinder and humble, just expect him to still have some traits from the Balladeer. For example, he can get quite cocky when he's able to pass his exams with a higher score than yours— or when he beats you in a round of TCG. (please tell me if I spelt it correctly.)

Speaking about dates— It's either you explaining what a date between two lovers is or him finding out himself with the help of books. If he found out by his books, he would bluntly ask you to go on a date with him while blushing furiously like an angry cat.

Going on this little date of yours includes Wanderer being furiously awkward. Like when he doesn't know where to take you— but don't worry, he's creative enough to figure it out. Just so you know, the date wasn't so bad, not unless you hate heights of course.

Holding your hand feels rather odd, yet comforting. He doesn't have warmth of his own, which is why he would reach out for your hand, and gently hold it within his own. Cuddling is one of the few things he likes doing with you, but he never admits it out loud. He has some pride, alright?

Cuddling means that Wanderer gets to lay on your chest and let you hold him— or it can be the opposite, where he's holding you in between his cold arms while you peacefully nap on his chest. Times like these makes him feel all tingly and warm inside.

Wanderer is so damn loyal. He understands how it feels to be betrayed. There's no way you would ever find him all lovey dovey with another person, never. Wanderer is way too whipped for you— he can't find himself thinking of anyone but you.

If you think about it, you realize that Wanderer keeps a little companion under his hat! Well, actually now two since he made another doll resembling you, of course. He keeps both dolls of you and him under his hat— and gets rather embarrassed if you ever called him out for making the doll have matching outfits with his.

As a puppet, he doesn't sleep— but how can he not sleep when your warmth was simply melting him? It's all so warm and fuzzy, it makes him so sleepy that he ends up falling asleep!

In the early mornings, Wanderer would wake up early to cook you breakfast. Even though Wanderer doesn't have the need to eat, he wouldn't mind eating a meal with you. (just to keep you company)

Wanderer appreciates you a lot. You're the first person he's ever considered his lover, and god, you don't know how often he thinks about you. He's so fond of you that he sometimes reminds you of a cat. Even though he doesn't say that he loves you often, his actions will prove just how much he loves you <33

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Hiii saw you had requests open and I wanted to offer some of my Scaramouche brain rot cuz man this guy makes me soft.

Scara being a touch-starved bean that when their s/o first held his face gently he legitimately just sobbed and couldn't stop himself from letting some tears out.

Scara then just not being able to function without their s/o giving him soft kisses on their forehead and being patient and loving towards him and looking like an angry wet cat whenever they are missing or off doing something where he can't follow like he'd like for too long.

Scara grumpily just kinda adopting a pillow of choice as their cuddle buddy for the time apart or if their s/o simply just doesn't live with him (yet). Maybe even stealing a sweatshirt to keep close or wear it if it fits. Just something to be comforted for the time being.

Just Scara getting pampered and loved and him just getting so overwhelmed with happy feels that he doesn't know what to do with himself.

(sorry for the long ask I just really like soft Scara he deserves to be cuddled :') do what you will with the brain rot I just wanted to share, love your work! Please don't overwork yourself! ^^)

THIS IS SO ADORABLE OMG I LITERALLY HAVE NOTHING TO ADD ITS PERFECT 😭 how do u think like this touch-starved scara is the cutest thing im actually squealing rnnn (sorry for the v late response i got busy ahahah)

༊*·˚ 𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍, 𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄?

Pairing: Scaramouche x GN!reader

Content: fluff, head cannons, slightly ooc but it’s clingy scara 🥺

The first time you held Scaramouche's face, you thought he hated it. His face contorted beneath your touch, and you retracted your hands - but his face followed them, his cheeks firmly pressing back into your palms.

You'd stare at him curiously as his eyes crinkled shut, mouth falling agape when tears began to slide down his cheeks. Cautiously, you’d thumb them away, feeling the smooth planes of his face crinkle as he squinted at you through his blurred vision. He was definitely embarrassed, but he couldn’t refuse your touch - it was a form of affection he’d never gotten to experience, and his sobs were almost ones of relief at finally finding someone who’d give him the love he craved.

Once he discovered the idea of physical affection, he couldn’t go without it. He liked to be touching you at all times, and would not-so-subtly sulk whenever you were too busy to give him those fluttering pecks on his face. Scaramouche would shyly put up a display of nonchalance as he pretended not to care, only finding himself somehow in your lap again. It was endearing, how touch starved he was - always craving your attention.

If you dared to go somewhere without him, he’d practically be pacing around during your absence, worrying and fuming at you for leaving him behind. Once you got back, you could’ve sworn he had his tail between his legs, invisible ears drooping as he reluctantly eased back into your embrace. Don’t get him wrong - he’s still mad, but he’s willing to forgive you for a kiss. He wouldn’t let you go for the next day at least, so don’t think about leaving him alone like that anytime soon!

When you were - much to Scaramouche’s ire - busy, he sought comfort through ways that didn’t involve clinging to you and hence risking you avoiding him for the rest of the day out of irritation. You were so tender and patient towards him, but all people had a limit. Scaramouche would sulk as he wallowed in self pity, holding himself close to one of your pillows. Sometimes, he’d take a nap on it, imagining that you were dreaming together - something about him resting his head where you’d rested yours was inherently comforting to him. If you caught him during those naps, he’d angrily leap up in embarrassment and scurry away. His heart would stutter as he fumbled on the spot when you went to search for him, holding him close again as you whispered reassurances into his ear.

“Don’t worry about it, Scara.”

“You’re laughing at me.”

“No, I’m not.”

“You are!”

That was your cue to peck his lips as he froze up, overwhelmed. The poor thing’s barely come to terms with you being his, and reciprocation of that touch he needed made his whole brain judder to a stop. He was so adorable like this, utterly at a loss for what to do. Slowly, he’d kiss you back, wrapping his arms around your waist to keep you close.

Scaramouche would steal any sweaters you made the mistake of leaving unattended - that woolly jumper you left on the couch? It’s gone the next day, added to your lover’s private collection. He’d return them after a while if your scent had faded, acting as though he wasn’t the culprit behind all your missing items of clothing.

At night, Scaramouche wouldn’t be able to sleep without you at his side. Even in the almost unbearable heat of summer, he’d have you entangled in his arms in an unrelenting grip. If you tried to wriggle away, he’d only whine in annoyance and clutch you closer, wriggling to position his face in your neck. Getting up to fetch a glass of water wasn’t an option, either - the vice grip he had on your wrist was enough of a warning. Even if you managed to escape that, you’d find him beside you at the kitchen in an instant. He’d groggily tug at your wrist to lead you back to bed, irritated at the interruption. Why did you need anything else, when you had him? He’d let out a sleepy huff, settling back down on the mattress with you (rightfully) returned to where you should be - next to him.

Although he might act shrewd, Scaramouche loses all rationality when it comes to you. If you’re not in his arms, you’re on his mind, and he wasn’t intending to let you go. Despite this, he’s still so easily flustered - although thankfully, he no longer defaults to crying whenever he’s overwhelmed with happiness. He’d be willing to begrudgingly share all his vulnerabilities with you, slowly opening up. Don’t tease him about it, though - he’s still prone to hissing at you, but he can’t really get mad at you.

After all, you’re the only one who can make him feel this loved.

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i need to get this off of my chest. i know i’m probably gonna get dislikes and lose followers but that’s not of my concern rn.

i like wanderer more than scaramouche. and yes i mean it lore wise.

fatui era scaramouche is iconic, his red, black and purple scheme fits him well and he had the best entrances and little plot twists in the game but! during his fatui era he wasn’t in the best state of mind. he was constantly abused, tortured and neglected and therefore his mind and mentality got used to it and became influenced.

wanderer scaramouche is slowly healing from all those trauma. the reason he got an anemo vision has a reason and it is to break free from his torturous life cycle and finally have a free will of his own, no longer being the puppet that everyone controlled when they had the chance.

just because wanderer is free from the fatui now doesn’t mean he has let go of his past unhealthy coping mechanisms - cue his favorite taste in food being bitterness, always doing something to pay back, even the smallest shreds of kindness must be paid back, he must be useful to something or someone in one way, traumas - cue the mental breakdown he had during the cutscene of the sumeru archon quest.

in my humblest opinion, wanderer scaramouche is the best version of scaramouche. wanderer scaramouche is the free bird flying outside of the cage while the fatui era scaramouche watches from inside the cage - fooling himself that he is free.

thank you for coming to my tedtalk.

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opening my comms soon!!

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bf!scara who might just be obsessed w u

summary: self-explanatory / scaramouche basically runs a fan account of you on his instagram and you think it's cute and silly

warnings: swearing, mentions of making out/biting, fluff, smau, scara calls reader 'doll'

pairings: scaramouche x gn!reader

notes: ive been so busy cause of school aaa ill try posting more but i really can't promise anything ;;;

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oc doodle

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i love scara

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ganyu from nov 2023 <3

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me giving my scruffy wolf boy oc a happy trail 🥹🥹

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cozy mountain cabin 🍂

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i can't stand him

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Genshin Impact + Text Posts (26/?)

hi also i made a melusine picrew check it out maybe <3

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aether x lyney? aether x scara?? wrong, it's lyneyscara !!!