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Female pisces and male aquarius relationship please? I just love your blog so much

This is usually one where people will tell you (as the Pisces) to stay away from him or not understand.  But you two feel each other on a level.  And furthermore, he is obsessed with you more than any other has been even if he keeps his Aquarian cool in public.

He also gets you trying new things (some you never thought you’d want to try) and brings out a bit of your wild side.  You’re his saviour angel and being able to be himself around YOU is a weird luxury he never thought he’d be able to afford himself when he first saw you.

Take care of each other and good luck xx

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Me: damn daddy ok put me in my place 😌😏

Also Me: boy you got the wrong one if u think u gon tell me what the fuck to do.

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Paris: “yah”

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I find it so cringey when people try trash other signs or act like theirs is superior

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PISCES SEX AESTHETIC

“I have been thinking of how I want to be touched by you, with hands that will play me like piano keys, with fingers that will make a symphony out of me.”- Karese Burrows

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What do u think of an Aquarius Man + Capricorn Woman? I think it's an underrated match and what about a Pisces Man + Capricorn Woman? Thank u hope that's not too much 😁

OOOOH, Aqua + Cap is a match that’s not very common. At first they’re not sure about liking each other but once they do, their relationship can be quite stable. Cute pairing that is underrated.

Pisces + Cap is one of my favourite pairings! They both provide each other shoulders to cry on and help each other grow. Very cute pairing that I’ve definitely seen work out very well. 

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Team “I imagined a scenario too hard and it upset me”

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Underrated Zodiac Couples

1. Aries & Taurus 2. Gemini & Cancer 3. Leo & Virgo 4. Libra & Scorpio 5. Sagittarius & Capricorn 6. Aquarius & Pisces

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BEST FOR LAST ALWAYS 🥂

PISCES SEASON BITCHES LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The Signs that Understand You Best

(Well, the second one after your own sign of course.)

ARIES: Scorpio

TAURUS: Capricorn

GEMINI: Virgo

CANCER: Pisces

LEO: Taurus

VIRGO: Libra

LIBRA: Sagittarius

SCORPIO: Leo

SAGITTARIUS: Aries

CAPRICORN: Cancer

AQUARIUS: Gemini

PISCES: Aquarius

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Aquarius ❤️️ Pisces

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when a _____ falls for you they will...

*check mars, moon, sun, and venus*

aries: motivate you to reach your goals; be genuine with you while also letting out they're sarcastic side to make you laugh (hopefully)

taurus: want to be with you all the time and make you feel better always; show you their silly side

gemini: tell you what they really feel and constantly try to make you laugh; talk about you to their friends a lot

cancer: be there for you whenever you ask them to be and might feel like they own you (or want to own you)

leo: shower you with gifts and attention; show you off and put you on a pedestal

virgo: give you constructive advice and subtly compliment you; stare at you when you aren't looking because they're analyzing you as a person probably

libra: constantly stare at you, pay attention to everything you say or do, try to talk to you/make you laugh all the time

scorpio: hardcore, blatantly stare at you and make a lot of eye contact; be more touchy feely with you and listen to everything you have to say

sagittarius: try to always be near you and be very touchy feely (out of the blue attack hugs, teasing touches, poking; basically anyway they can touch you innocently they will); try to make you laugh and laugh at whatever jokes you make

capricorn: be very subtle in showing you they care about you; listens to what you have to say instead of arguing their point; commits to just you and stops flirting with others completely

aquarius: probably seem distant, but give you reassuring compliments every now and then; invite you to hang out whenever they can; make small gestures of affection

pisces: gaze at you lovingly when you're not looking; laugh at all of your jokes, even the dumbest ones; ask you more personal questions; smile at you whenever they get the chance

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“Gets Hotter as you Get to Know Them” Squad

Pisces

Cancer

Sagittarius

Leo

Capricorn

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Zodiac Signs in Love

Aries: either is very showy about loving you or doesn't show it at all even though they mean to

Taurus: shows people they love you in a casual way, doesn't push it in the world's face and is kinda chill/low-key

Gemini: facebook posts all the time. will joke around with you a lot, and not realize their own feelings for a long time. thinks they're tough but they're really not

Cancer: very, very cute about it. shows through little gestures and comments. very subtle but nice

Leo: usually will tell you a lot. very clingy and touchy. wants to be tough, but never really acts like it.

Virgo: doesn't show it at first, but will talk to you more than they talk to others. will joke and generally feel more comfy with you. will be a little more weird and themselves with you

Libra: very low-key about it. lovey in private and a little more goofy around you.

Scorpio: always intense. they can be playful until they really love you (includes platonic love)

Sagittarius: omgggggg more fb posts than a gemini. everyone will know you two are dating or besties they make sure. easily jealous (!!)

Capricorn: very chill about their love to you, but they show it well by remembering a lot about you and telling everyone about you

Aquarius: jealous babies who need so much attention, but they also shower in compliments and love constantly. they don't love easily or make relationships often so it's special for them

Pisces: they require a lot of attention, but they give it right back similar to an Aquarius. a bit wishy washy at times and rocky but a great soft, lovable cutie

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where to take the signs on a date

pmoth:

astropelican:

aries: concert taurus: restaurant gemini: theme park cancer: hell leo: movies virgo: bookstore libra: museum scorpio: cafe sagittarius: hiking capricorn: theatre aquarius: observatory pisces: aquarium

oh okay i get it. just cause im a pisces i wanna go to a fuckng aquarium. fuck you, i dont want to go to a fucking aquarium for a date. who the fuck wrote this shit list im going to kick your ass. you think just cause my sign is two stupid fucking fish that i wanna see a bunch of other stupid fuckng fishes dying and breathing in poopwater in big glass cages no fuck you. no i dont wanna do that. why scorpio and taurus and gemini get all this fun shit but i gotta be a fuckin fish stuck in fish hell. u know waht im just gonna come out and say it: i ahte swimming. i hate swimming. i havent liked swimming ever and the fact that im a ppisces mean every1 gonna assume i like 2 swim but u know what. i dont like to swim. im so sick of all this water shit from these zodiacs i mean god damn in the pokemon one which type is pisces gonna be ITS WATER DID U THINK IT WOULDNT BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN FUCKIGN WATER of course its water i didnt even have 2 look at that goddam fuckin pokemon one cause i knew pisces was gonna be shitty water. why is pisces the one thats always water anyways. aquarius was water IN THE name (aqua) and that spanish for water so why the fuck isnt aquarius the sign thats in water hell why it gotta be me. fuck this shit whoever made this shitty date shit fuck u im never going to an aquarium again

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PISCES SEASON BITCHES LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO