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[pissylittlebirdboy]

so, in our world currently

Babytopia

1 baby Eric and Dagon being adorable

Pollution and Beelzebub talking shit about famine and eating donuts near a dumpster

Ulysses is suffering

Violet passed out from a blood ritual

Renfield anon finally got someone to take their soul

Lilith is a cat

most inportantly

BOTH DAGON AND BEE WERE OUT OF OFFICE FOR A BIT

[pissylittlebirdboy]

oh.

okay. you have fun now.

he began nipping at a stray feather on his arm, gently yanking it out before continuing with the next.

the nausea’s bad tooday

I haven’t seen Bel in a while. oh god

I wish they made onesies for Goetias

[pissylittlebirdboy]

he wheeled over to a short cabinet covered in paint and glitter, with a little ramp on the side and openings for the ramp. he opened it and took out a thick stack of stickers of all shapes, patterns, sizes, and textures.

go nuts.

the nausea’s bad tooday

I haven’t seen Bel in a while. oh god

I wish they made onesies for Goetias

[pissylittlebirdboy]

well, I don’t know if it helped long term, but it did stop me from spiraling again, so thank you.

That thought might still come up, but it won’t be consuming my evening. back up from my chair, I’ll go get more stickers.

the nausea’s bad tooday

I haven’t seen Bel in a while. oh god

I wish they made onesies for Goetias

[pissylittlebirdboy]

he looked up at the sticker on his forehead. confused.

wha..?

the nausea’s bad tooday

I haven’t seen Bel in a while. oh god

I wish they made onesies for Goetias

[pissylittlebirdboy]

he made the bird equivalent of a snort - a laughing caw.

that’s funny. you think that I top.

his laughter soon faded. his head crest flattened and pupils emerged from his main set of eyes. his other eyes went panicked.

they’re- they’re not- they’re not in me just for my body. they- no.

the nausea’s bad tooday

I haven’t seen Bel in a while. oh god

I wish they made onesies for Goetias

[pissylittlebirdboy]

I know. I’m not that worried. Well, I am, but- bleh.

anyway. how does my chair look?

the nausea’s bad tooday

I haven’t seen Bel in a while. oh god

I wish they made onesies for Goetias

[pissylittlebirdboy]

They’ve been through worse atrocities than me.

Ever since they stepped down from their stake in power to try and live peacefully, they’ve been made the butt of all jokes by the other kings. Every relationship they’ve ever had has been solely for the other’s benefit or resulted in the death of the other. From what I’ve heard, something happens to them, usually by another king or some rando, they’re blackmailed into something using that, and then the cycle repeats. no one ever stood up for em till I came along.

they’ve learned to just take it, I guess.

the nausea’s bad tooday

I haven’t seen Bel in a while. oh god

I wish they made onesies for Goetias

[pissylittlebirdboy]

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

[pissylittlebirdboy]

You WON‘T fight Dagon!

And I‘ll do everything to hold you back from doing it and getting hurt!

El. Please.

I’ve been throwing up every five minutes and the flies are in my legs. I’m not fighting anyone.

the only thing I’m fighting today are my self-deprecating thoughts.

if you would, please get me a smoothie from the fridge. I need to eat something.

[pissylittlebirdboy]

How exactly would I fight anyone when I’m fresh out of a coma and can barely stomach yogurt? No, I’m getting medical supplies for when Bel gets back. I’m not stupid.

there’s a sheet of stickers on the counter if you wanna decorate my chair. they’re sparkly.

the nausea’s bad tooday

I haven’t seen Bel in a while. oh god

I wish they made onesies for Goetias

[pissylittlebirdboy]

do your Hell’s demons ever stop fucking with my life..?

he shifted to bird form and fluttered over to his wheelchair before shifting back and getting sat in it.

thanks, Eric. you’re welcome to stay, there’s fresh fruit cut into cute shapes in the fridge.

he wheeled over to the medicine cabinet, using his magic to float things down from there and stick them in the bag attached to the thing.

the nausea’s bad tooday

I haven’t seen Bel in a while. oh god

I wish they made onesies for Goetias

[pissylittlebirdboy]

Has my patron been in their office.

the nausea’s bad tooday

I haven’t seen Bel in a while. oh god

I wish they made onesies for Goetias

[pissylittlebirdboy]

what.

they- what’s happening.

the nausea’s bad tooday

I haven’t seen Bel in a while. oh god

I wish they made onesies for Goetias

[pissylittlebirdboy]

the nausea’s bad tooday

I haven’t seen Bel in a while. oh god

I wish they made onesies for Goetias

[pissylittlebirdboy]

he mumbled a thanks before carefully rotating his cracker setup and himself so he faced away from her. he fanned his tail just so the flies would shut up about her judging him and began intermittently pecking at the crackers and snatching them up before swallowing. he was hungry.

His flies are alive. I hadn't considered resurrection... except that would probably kill me. Never mind.

It's important to note, those aren't Ulysses' flies. They're Beelzebub's flies. He's wasting away from the inside out.

[pissylittlebirdboy]

he restrained himself from snatching the things and gingerly took them, opening the box and then a sleeve with his talons. he carefully opened the package to its fullest, spread the crackers properly and began pecking at them. he then realized he was not in fact eating crackers in his nest, he was eating in front of another person. he felt his face burn as he picked one up and ate it. he had wanted to snatch one with his beak and scarf it down, but, again, appearances.

His flies are alive. I hadn't considered resurrection... except that would probably kill me. Never mind.

It's important to note, those aren't Ulysses' flies. They're Beelzebub's flies. He's wasting away from the inside out.