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l.ucio buys all the kids heelies because he knows what kids are into these days

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The few times L.ucio can make the trip back home he has stock piles of gifts that he gives to the children in the favella and a majority of his time is spent sharing it with his family and reconnecting with his community 

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describe your muse as shittily as possible in the tags.

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I can’t believe 214 of you guys really follow me. Seriously what are you doing here. I can’t– wait what do you mean it’s all on the script? …. Oh. So, do I just hop onto the awards? … Okay. Sorry.

🐁 The partners in crime 🐷

@flashofyellowlight. Seriously buddy I swear I will reply to our threads one of these days. You’re so nice to me all the time and put up with my antics… you deserve the golden prize! 

@hookandchain. Look at you go! We haven’t met so long ago but honestly I’m in love with your Roadhog! He’s not nice and yet he looks out for his rat so much.

@caduceus. Another Mercy because she’s the absolute best! I love our thread and all the rps you hold with other people! Keep up the good work!!

@motivational–mei. Even if we don’t interact over here at all, I love our interactions in the discord server! You’ve changed my opinion on Mei and Meihem and OOC, you’re a great, A++ friend!!

@roadhob, @junkyraty, @sombraprotocol and many other blogs I won’t bother that much in tagging you on (seriously bb you have too many). I’ve had people legit ask me over whisper if we’re dating or something, and even if you can’t play too often, I’ll always be there to RP with you, bb!

@motivational-roadhog. One of my pillars throughout this year! Seriously, you’re too nice to me! I hope your grades go up and that you can get a good computer to play OW in!

The rat pack

@basadoir @nbroadhog @bladesofwrath @boopr @cavalryiishere @coeurdeveuve @climxtologist @celxstialconsult @concvssive @decdeye @didsomeonesaypb @docnefarious @gamfcowboy @heybatterbatterswing @heads-will-rxll @he-is-my-hero @junkxnstein @kniightss @mctherrussia @niinjas @oldmanmccree @odxchi @pitch-and-wub @qadiim @red-boston-batter @redheadreptile @sane-soldier @shambalibound @tankbitch @thewildbest @talktomei @vasvvani @virvitae @withhcnor @winston–motivates @wraithfcrm @wisdom-harmony-discord @xespiionage @zenyattaiisms

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                              WHERE DO YOU FIT IN ???

Overwatch High is a group verse for a HIGHSCHOOL AU. This is meant to be fun and lighthearted, no hate or drama will be tolerated. Send me (@etrevide) an ask if you would like to join, but remember this is first come first serve on roles being taken & you must be active. Anyone who does not post within the group’s tag at least once per week will have their role vacated. ( Absences are allowed if you let us know!) Our tracked tag is #OVWH. Once you are accepted into the group AU please make a short post in the tag with a brief summary of your character’s role at Overwatch High. Please include any face claims. Crossover & OC characters are welcome.

FACULTY 

(classes can be changed by player, feel free to change them to students)

Ms. A. Amari (Principal) – (TAKEN) @witnessxher Mr. Morrison (Gym Coach) – (TAKEN) @glorypast Mr. Wilhelm (Music) – OPEN Mr.  Lindholm (Shop Class) – OPEN Ms. Ziegler (Nurse) – OPEN Ms. Ling-Zhou (Science) – OPEN Mr. Reyes (Art) – (TAKEN) - @timedeath​ Mr. Zenyatta (Guidance Councilor) – (TAKEN) @omnicmcnk

STUDENTS

(this is only a list of the TAKEN roles. Names will be added as they join.)

Amélie Lacroix Dubois – Senior (TAKEN) @etrevide Hana Song – Freshman (TAKEN) @burysong Fareeha Amari - Senior (TAKEN) @concvssive Sombra Reyes - Junior (TAKEN) @sombrasalvadora 

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"I close my eyes, try to keep my thoughts somewhere else and focus on blockin’ out the noise but I can still hear it... and it keeps me up.”

Need healing!

Need healing!

Need healing!

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pitch-and-wub replied to your post: HACKED;;  u ain’t helpin google

lets just take the otp feels and puSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE

HACKED;;

Sage advice from Lúcio “Aesthetic or Die” Correia dos Santos

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It takes a lot for l.ucio to hold a grudge but when he has one it takes a lot to forgive and he’ll never forget 

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« [NEW SEASONAL EVENT] Welcome to Overwatch’s Winter Wonderland! »

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OVERWATCH + animated shorts

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Headcannon: Lucio is fluent in pop-and-lock.

L.ucio takes his language studies seriously 

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replied to your post

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//And just like that, I'm addicted.

welcome to the exciting world of n.ubajes. i have juice boxes for u in different falvors for a fun time

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“Hmm.” arms cross and fingers drum idly on an inked bicep. “Something with a lot of oomph, to match your explosive personality.” A snort followed by a hearty laugh. “figuratively speakin’ aaand there’s some literal too.” 

Fingers snap, eyes lighting with a sudden conclusion. “Woo yeah, I got you covered.”

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“For you I’m thinking somethin’ with a some speed– not quite as fast as me though, haha!” With a small laugh eyes shut, the after image of the cyborg locked behind closed lids.

“Grace. The calm before the storm. Smooth precise movements with a lotta flow. Mixin’ a lot of old and new.” A moments pause, his mind sorting through it’s mental library and eyes snap open. “I got it.”

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Send me a Σ and I’ll share a song that reminds me of your muse.

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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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Unbelievable. A touch of exasperation and a nod followed by a feigned shock upon checking his watchess wrist. “Look at that. I forgot to check my wrist. You want I should put that in the card? Happy belated birthday, ten plus years of bad luck-- oh, that’s totally going on a balloons.” 

Happy early birthday!

“Way too early, unless you truly wish bad luck for me”.