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Are you sureeeeeeee you don't wanna tell us your other brother's name? Anything about him? I'm sure the people would loveee to know more about you and your life <3 you're so interesting, after all!

} You're really that interested?.. well, I suppose, since you're so curious, his name was Seth. He's a clown now. He and I were really close, until Cain moved out. We used to go out for ice cream together all the time. Cain never wanted to come, though.

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> I heard you finally realized how defective you are as a SQUiP, hm? How's your host, by the way? Completely uncooperative as ever? -@consulting-squip

} oh. Don't concern yourself with my functionality. You seem to have had some issues of your own, so, quite frankly, I'm not interested. As for Lilith, she's been a bit, ahh... much, lately. Shes not doing too great with cain showing up, and all. Shes been quite snappy with me as of late.

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why does almost everyone hate you

} because they're jealous of how spectacular i am, obviously. They can only Dream of being as awesome as i am. This jealousy turns to spite, and they choose to hate me for what they cannot have. Tragic, really.

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Hey, back before you were saved, when you were still called Abel, did you have another brother besides Cain?

} you all are very.. interested. In our personal lives. Don't you think its a bit weird? But, yes. We had another brother. Thats all i want to say.

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givign u a little kissie on the forehead /platonic

} oh! Thank you. Much appreciated, dear follower.

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have you ever threatened murder? was it for a good cause?

} Oh, certainly. And i would have gone through with it too, if he didn't bring his own weapon. I was this close to getting rid of Cain. But he had to go and ruin everything. He's so prepared for people to come kill him. I should've been quicker.

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Do you believe in the cycle of rebirth? Because that's what your vivid dream description reminds me of. Some kind of past life you cannot recall.

} I suppose, in a way, i have been reborn. Though, I don't know many other ways this is achievable. I believe that you can be saved, as opposed to being reborn.

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what's the difference between you and abel? what has changed since now and then?

} I'd like to believe much has changed since I was Abel. I'm not nearly as naive, nor idiotic. Im finally worth something. Abel was spoiled, ungrateful, pathetic. I am not. I am paradise now. I mean something.

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hey what's your opinion on gabe? he doesn't seem super popular with the other cultists

} I doubt I would be able to give my full, honest opinion without Lilith getting upset with me. So, to put it rather lightly: if Gabriel, and his Sin, respectfully, can go away and never come back, I sure wouldn't miss them. I'm sure you'll find on your own that there's a reason his reputation isn't the greatest. He lied about his cause, eternity, our safety, just about anything there was to lie about. He didn't intend to save anyone. He just wanted to secure his own future. He may seem to tell the truth, but be careful when you open your ears to his words, he means nothing more than to deceive.

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Do you think you can achieve perfection?

} am I not already? I think I'm quite great. You should all strive for perfection. It's a fantastic life to live.

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Have you heard of the new art called the [insert gimmick here] virus

It started off as people just making zombie a use of My Little pony but people just kept getting more creative and creative like seriously someone made a virus series based off in actual disease in the show swamp fever

A little disturbing with some of these people comfortable drawing colorful ponies and danger but you got them at the monsters are cool looking

} im afraid not? What is that? Are people safe? I don't understand. I'm not a brony

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Emo sermon era

-⚠️🚷☢️

} im not emo?

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How have you been doing lately, Sermon? All of these resurgences of .. old friends.. have to be at least a little stressful.

} it's certainly been... something, to say the least. Stressful doesn't even begin to cover it. lilith's been throwing a fit. So, that's been great.

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𝖮𝗁, 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖼𝗎𝗋𝗂𝗈𝗎𝗌. 𝖠𝗇𝖽, 𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿 𝖢𝖺𝗂𝗇, 𝖨 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗏𝖾 𝖾𝗑𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗋𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗇𝖾𝗀𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗌 𝗈𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗆𝖺𝗒 𝗐𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝖻𝖾 𝖽𝖾𝗌𝖾𝗋𝗏𝖾𝖽; 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝖨 𝗐𝗈𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋, 𝖽𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗋𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 ��𝗈𝗌𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖺𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗅? 𝖲𝗎𝗋𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾'𝗌 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀.

} he was patient. He's determined. And he's definitely resilient. He went through a lot with us, and came out relatively okay. He's good at pretending. Nobody does it quite like him.

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𝖳𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗂𝗍 𝗆𝖺𝗒 𝖻𝖾 𝖺 𝗌𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗌𝗎𝖻𝗃𝖾𝖼𝗍, 𝖨 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝗎𝗍𝗁 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖺𝗅𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗒 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝖼𝗋𝗒𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗅 𝖼𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝗍𝗈 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗉𝖺𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇: 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗍𝗒 𝗈𝖿 𝖠𝖻𝖾𝗅. 𝖨 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗂𝖾𝗏𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝖼𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗇 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗂𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿.

} you have to understand, my friend, that is not a life I wish to associate myself with anymore. Nobody knows me as abel now. Thats not who I am today. Abel is gone.

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𝖶𝗁𝗈 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖦𝖺𝖻𝖾? 𝖶𝗁𝗈 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖠𝖻𝖾𝗅?

} Gabe?.. gosh.. I haven't heard about Gabe since he departed. He was the mutual friend between all of us. He brought us together, and tore us apart for his little experiment. He taught us love, and hurt, and once he was done, he left. I think it was cain's breaking point. After Gabe left, Cain took it upon himself to carry his legacy. And the cycle repeated itself. However, I guess Cain is still with us. I can't talk much about Abel though. It's a sore subject.

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𝖢𝖺𝗇 𝖲𝗐𝗂𝗌𝗌 𝗋𝗈𝗅𝗅 𝖼𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖽𝖺𝗋𝗄 𝖼𝗁𝗈𝖼𝗈𝗅𝖺𝗍𝖾?

} haha. You sound like Cain. He refuses to eat sweets that aren't dark chocolate. I guess they can. Why?