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Gloria: *scoffs at Sniper* Here's how Galarian people pick up drugs!

*jumpcut to Gloria cycling down the road with "Pokérap (Heavy Metal version)" playing loudly from Rotom Phone*

Gloria: *stops next to a random Team Yell Grunt* EXCUSE ME! Do you have any illegal substances?

Grunt: What?

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Pokémon Headcanon #7:

Samuel Oak and Agatha are divorced™.

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Gloria: Oh, wait, we have the NHS over here in Galar, so there's no hospital bill to pay.

Gloria: ....

Gloria: I'll pay for a new coat!

Bede learns not to mess with Pokémon stronger than him.. and that it’s totally okay to name your Pokémon silly and/or elaborate things! I know I always do :3

(heavily based off my own Brave Nature Lucario who would not stop starting fights for the life of him..)

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Ingo: *peering around the fridge* Hey, do we have any milk left?

Emmet: *casually* Oh, I drank the last of it.

Ingo: *freezes*

Emmet: *sips his latte*

Ingo: *dramatically slams the fridge door shut and points at Emmet* Foolish of you to think you can keep on containing my power! You will pay dearly for your milk-stealing crimes soon enough.

Emmet: *smirks maniacally* And who’s going to stop me? You and your bones lacking in calcium? The Milk Police? Arceus? I have to laugh…

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Ghetsis: YOUR INSOLENCE GOES TOO FAR!

Hilbert: Wrong! It can go a lot further!

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Pokémon Headcanon #6:

Blue was originally Ambertwo, though she took on the the alias Blue to start a new life and look for her friend Mewtwo.

Headcanon shamelessly ripped off from this Game Theory.

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Silver: *whenever he’s about to rant* With all due respect, which is none-

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Reblog if you still love Team Rocket!

Forever and ever

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his ass is out there showing a natural affinity for pokemon 😬 awkward... doesn't he realize that hasn't been invented yet

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Green: Hey, you ever wonder what's inside a beedrill's nest?

Blue: *laughs* Beedrills, silly!

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vermilion city

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Emmet: *to Arceus* I am Emmet. You took my brother. Prepare to die.

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Pokémon Headcanon #5:

The Unknown are the “thousand arms” that Arceus used to create the Pokémon world.

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If Melli joins Ingo in the present:

Melli: *heading out with Elesa before calling* Be back in a bit, baby!

Ingo: *loudly from the opposite side of the house* OKAY, BYE! I’LL MISS YOOOU!

Melli: I'll miss you fucking more!