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Glaze is out!

Tired of having your artwork used for AI training but find watermarks dismaying and ineffective?

Well check this out! Software that makes your Art look messed up to training AIs and unusable in a data set but nearly unchanged to human eyes.

I just learned about this. It's in Beta. Please read all the information before using.

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25 years ago an unknown Chinese protester stood in front of a tank in defiance of the government. No one knows the identity of the man but he was given the nick name “Tank Man”. This is one of the most iconic photographs of the century.

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When a “funny” dude likes you and anytime he sees you anywhere he will be like “yoooo wassup it’s Jelissa!” (Or whatever) like “omg Miranda is here whaaaat” for literally no reason why do they do that

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SAM YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN GOOD BUDDY!!!!

The beach scene but make it gayer

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Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

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why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

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Incorrect Icemav Quotes 7/?

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rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:

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On the morning of the knife fight I was scheduled to lose, I washed myself in the ritual soap and dressed in soft, loose fitting clothes as was the custom. I would not break my fast until after the deed was done.

My second ferried me to the entry point at the North, where I declared my secret name to the gatekeeper and several acolytes in quick succession. They prepared me for the inner sanctum, infusing my veins with salt water and drawing intricate sigils on my chest. I bid farewell to my second, who would keep vigil outside. I remember very little after this, but when I awoke, I felt a great weight had been lifted from my chest.

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Anyway, the top surgery yesterday went great!

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…I would unironically wear these. Am I??? A dad??

hello friend. i found something horrifyingly american at the store today. it is top gun related so u have to see it.

they’re top gun button ups i found at buc-ees :’) wooh patriotism

OMG THESE ARE SO RAD I UNIRONICALLY LOVE THEM, I NEED TO GO THERE NOW THEY WOULD MAKE GREAT GIFTS FOR MY DAD DAJSFKDSAJGFLSKDS

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HES A TWINKIE

Mav, in the middle of sex with Ice: I'm like a cake

Ice: wha-?

Mav, smirking: covered in ICING

Ice: ...

Ice: get out

Mav: but-

Ice: OUT

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A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.

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SOMEONE WRITE THIS PLEASE I NEED IT IN MY BRAIN

Well, I’m a sucker for a de-aging/time warp scenario. And along those lines this little scene sprung to mind the other day. 

Essentially the set up is, whether through experimental technology, a time-ripple caused by the darkstar, or something else entirely, teenage Ice and Mav end up getting dropped into the modern day. The proceed to get along just as well as you would expect even younger and brasher versions of these two would. Also Modern!Icemav get stuck babysitting them while the whole things runs its course. 

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WHOOOOOOOOO HOLY MOLY YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN

Admiral Iceman the Samoyed

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your age range? please put it in your bio, people are getting blocked for it

No❤️

But honestly if that bothers you, just block me. Don’t tell me you’re blocking me. I just need my little space, I do not care :))

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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

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YOOOOOO THIS IS BANGER

"My heart is yours, it's you that I hold on to" - Sparks, Coldplay

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