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dont let the heatwave make u stop eating soup. the time for cold dessert soups is upon us. u must always be soup maxxing

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shoutout to the time in 2021 I was having scary seizurelike episodes that sent me to the neurologist, after having barely slept all week due to being a nervous wreck over my symptoms and shit.

when I sat down to describe what I was going through to the (young, very soft spoken) phys assistant taking my notes I started audibly almost crying . The whole time he’s furiously working on a tablet thing that I assumed he was writing my symptoms down on

in the midst of me having a mild nervous breakdown during my monologue he slowly turns the tablet to me after closing whatever program he had open and just fuckin stare-smiles at me all placidly til I notice the wallpaper the laptop is set to— a lovingly decorated collage of Lord Farquaad from Shrek

once I noticed I stopped dead in my tracks and we sat there staring at another for a solid minute til I broke down wheeze laughing, upon which he picked up the tablet and scurried off wordlessly. I just sat there dumbfounded til the doc showed up. 10/10 doctor experience ngl

I didn’t own a phone at the time to get any proof so this my best artistic recreation

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knight who is constantly searching for a good and noble king to serve but cannot fucking find one for the life of him so he has to become the good and noble king himself.

and now all these other knights are coming around like "please let me serve you" and like obviously hes going to let them serve him thats the point of being a good and noble king but its also. very annoying. one of you become the good and noble king for once lets trade

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Two kilograms delicious wool. Jumper time.

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i didnt know you were allowed to do things for the sake of wanting to do things. i thought you were just supposed to keep that locked inside your ribcage and let it rot you inside out until youre limping around as the desiccated corpse of who you could have been

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EVERYONE BE QUIET I CAN HEAR CHEESE

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how busy are you guys that you can't spend a few days sorting beetles?

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forbidden knowledge

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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It really is 2003 again Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Like, all Republicans did was replace Iraq and gay people with Iran and trans people.

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!!!

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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

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Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

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phannie phrases tournament: sappy edition

That's the plan.

Dan's formspring, circa 2009

VS

“What would happen if we did go further apart than this?” “I think the universe would rip in half.”

from the British Online Creator Awards (BONCAs) 2016

polls stay open for 1 week, don't forget to reblog for sample size!

all round 2 polls

all tournament posts

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kink at pride discourse is crazy if u see someone wearing a pup mask in 90 degree heat you shouldn't be worried about your comfort you should be worried about theirs... babe r u drinking enough water....