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I am angry.

A few months ago, retail and fast food workers were told we didn’t “deserve” a living wage because it wasn’t a real job. It was supposed to be a stepping stone for something bigger! It’s a teenager’s job! It’s unskilled labor!

Fuck everyone who said that shit. 

We are expected to continue to work in crowded buildings, specifically exempted from “less than 10 people” etc. We are exempt from shelter in place and lockdown orders.

We are expected to continue to be nice to the people screaming at us because we can’t keep things stocked. 

We are expected to not complain that we can’t shop for ourselves and our families because panic buyers are snatching it all up and we have nothing to get when we’re done working. 

“Oh here’s $150 one time bonus for part timers to show our appreciation” says the man who made $11 MILLION last year and laid off 3000 employees, some of who were only a few years from retirement. 

“Oh here’s a temporary bump of a few dollars” says the company that makes billions. 

Right now, if all the grocery store employees refused to work, there would be chaos. 

We are suddenly considered “essential” yet still making minimum wage with no healthcare in a lot of places. 

We have to be in huge crowds of people who we don’t know if they’re infected. 

We are suddenly heroes and patriotic. Anyone currently working during the pandemic needs to see a huge wage increase. Nurses, waste disposal, EMS, pharmacists, grocery store clerks. Stop giving us empty platitudes and fucking give us more money, health insurance, PTO, and be nicer to us when the shit isn’t hitting the fan. 

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something sasha said a while back that i thought was important and havent seen on tumblr yet

please stay safe everyone ♡

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despite all evidence to the contrary, I can have little a laugh. as a treat

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my brain developing plot lines and multidimensional characters while at my busy at work:

my brain as soon as im at home with loads of free time, empty notebooks, and multiple writing programs at my disposal:

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Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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Have you ever seen a twitter thread (or, in this case, two!) that so perfectly expressed everything you’d felt over months and months of harassment persistent? With all credit to @blackblobyellowcone, who is clearly amazing and completely gets it– not just why us women write and read the erotica that we do, but the history behind the censorship we, as a gender, have experienced. Bravo. 

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Bats illuminated by lightning

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Hell world

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*does laundry but like in a punk way*

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to sleep? perchance to fucking sleep?

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*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, ‘poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.

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i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

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If you are feeling depressed right now just remember that this picture exists

Feel better soon my peeps

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country gnomes,

take my bones