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Sad!Sherlock, try #2 . This is the most realistic drawing I can do. Which is still shite, but slightly better than #1 :)

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My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more

listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning

luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps

once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals 

youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning

the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter

after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time

once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites

THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine

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Hello guys in 2020!  This is my (so very late and I’m so truly sorry for this) secret santa gift for @playingchello for @itfandomprompts secret santa 2019 event!  I worked too long that I want to admit and scraped this idea too many times, second picture more than anything, until I settled for this one. I kinda think Reddie wouldn’t mind to ditch everything and everyone and go somewhere private for at least one of their new year eve celebrations c:  Under a cut some very small addition that, tho I would settle for even more of a simplification sometimes ;;; Anyway! @playingchello, and all of the crew of @itfandomprompts, I hope your holidays went well and wish you all the best for a new year! c:

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My parents old photo hit me with strong reddie vibe so here I am.

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lonely lesbian love story

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popping off with my first post in... years? with one of my latest pieces that i uploaded to instagram and twitter. here’s some reddie through the years :^)

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If You Believe It Does

I am so astoundingly excited to present my gift for the Secret Santa run by @itfandomprompts to @killersnotmonster!

If You Believe It Does

A reddie love story told from the eyes of one Beverly Marsh.

CW: mentions of abuse, temporary character death, canon compliant violence

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Stupid Richie just took his breath away~

CUTIES <3

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WHY😭

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by allorth | ✦

※ Permission to post was granted to me by the artist.

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Folks, I went back to the well for a very Boston sequel to When We Weren’t Us.

Two Red Birds 14k on ao3

Richie takes Eddie home for Christmas to reintroduce him to the Tozier clan as his boyfriend, and Eddie makes a pie. Because there are some social occasions at which an offering is mandatory, and declaring yourself the accomplice to a middle aged man’s sexuality crisis is one of them.

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H is for (psycho bully song)

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•written by Richie Tozier, Bill Denbrough and Eddie Kaspbrak and performed by shark puppy, “H is for” proves punk is not dead and reminisces on the band’s mysterious past as a group of unpopular individuals in Derry, Maine. The song addresses members Ben Hanscom’s infamous H shaped scar, and touches on Eddie Kaspbrak’s past Munchausen by proxy and Beverly Marsh’s history with slut-shaming, along the typical small-town discrimination faced by Mike Hanlon and Stanley Uris.• 

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Grounded (Or: Stan Uris Writes Poetry) | e.r.

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ben hanscom being a human disaster

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It’s been a while since I’ve seen Chapter 2 and I kind of got distracted after the “Eduardo, Andale!” scene but I’m pretty sure this was how the movie went