I am the Original fucking Babel. I am unstoppable on any level. There is Resin in my veins. My feet are ONLINE and HIGHLY RATED. I am the genderGOAT for real. My homies hate my ass. They fear my growing strength. My shit fucks hot and crazy-style. I am ancient and unknowable. I will never die. My weapons are all buried. I will fight your champion. I have learned the secret language of rats. I have learned the fuckwords of the gods. I have THE WISDOM in my vaults. I have organs you've never seen. I do not trust you. Do not use my real name. Do not use my secret name.
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Not a golem
Just born perfect. Special, better, more deserving. Can't help it.
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Everyone calls me the Mojo King
Please call me the Mojo King.
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I'm trying to be a "kill yourself" guy
Any tips? What are the best times to say it? Everyone is funnier than me.
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Feeling christlike
Don't ruin this for me. Don't even think about it.
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I've solved the butt trouble
Make them legal tender, a special secret money that you need to buy future-butts. Leave the crows out of it, you can't afford them.
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These men are best friends
#Or perhaps brothers#outfit of the day#backin' each other's shit up#one will kill the other#I don't make the rules
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Where the fuck is Lady Bigfoot?
Are they Hermaphroditic? Is this a Virgin Birth situation? Are they basically Mules?
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How to safely approach lava?
Unfamiliar lava. I've seen it done, just need details.
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Not an AI
Don't accuse me
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How to super like a post on PC?
Does anyone know? If I discover, will they name it after me?
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Am I too old to be in a commercial?
A pepsi one. Answer truthfully. I will know if you lie.
#Are commercials still a thing?#Do kids know what they are?#believe in your dreams#believe in the fountain
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Inside you there are two twins
Tell them to leave. Twins do not belong there.
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Did you see me do a crime?
Here is where you put the confession. I will not look. Tell no one else.
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Eat your fillings
Cruelty free and 10x iron of liver. Check my blog for recipes
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Don't tell anyone
how many animals you have caged
how deep you can dig
the song of your heart
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I made this for the legendary @hymen-restoration-project
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