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it’s crazy how accessible waterboarding is. like, you can do it to yourself whenever you want and you don’t even have to go out and buy anything.
#i just saw a tiktok of a girl waterboarding herself to see what it was like#and i won't even lie i am also tempted to try it
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The "Hard to tell" period (I just wanna draw them still being baby :')
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✨💖 Julian Fawcett MP has been dead for 29 slutty slutty years💖✨

Everyone say happy death day Julian!!
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what if i was. what if you were. what if we. what if. wh-
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Your are the monarch of a historical/fantasy kingdom, who perished many years ago and your name is only written down in recorded history, know only to future generations.
Out of the 130 options in the picker wheel here (all are gender neutral),
And yes: there is a 'no epithet' option in there.
I got The Oathtaker.
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does any one want me or not want me or feel any particular way about me at all
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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.
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Dean Martin celebrity roasts
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sleep warm
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he'll grow into it
#when i was in grade 3‚ identical triplets joined the school and each one of them was in a different class#there were times when i'd get the other two mixed up‚ but i always knew which one was the one in my class#(each one of them had a tiny mole on their face that was in a slightly different place)#it's actually really easy to tell twins/triplets apart when you like. even a little bit observant#what does this have to with the stans? telling them apart should have been cake‚ my poor boys#gravity falls
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idc about your number 1 song. whats your 100th song on the playlist?
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Dean Martin, King of Cool. Obviously.
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DEAN MARTIN and JERRY LEWIS in MY FRIEND IRMA (1949, dir. George Marshall)
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hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you
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—The Silencers, 1966.
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The era of the grind is OVER.
Start NOIRMAXXING.
-Use as FEW lights as possible
-BUY shoulder holster
-Drink EXCLUSIVELY coffee and hard liquor
-STARE at the past as every memory of her plays out in front of a dimly lit wall, a saccharine sweet waking nightmare of what could’ve been.
-JAZZ!
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