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Alec leaned in and pressed a soft kiss to Bane’s lips. Closed mouth, nothing particularly passionate. It didn’t need to be passionate. It needed to be loving. It needed to be accepting.

He barely pulled away to whisper, “Perfect, sayang.”

Tears welled in Bane’s eyes.

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fanart for my favorite scene in across the lonely decades. i loved that scene so much.

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Shadowhunters + Brooklyn Nine-Nine (29/?)

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A bunch of gifsets of forehead touches rolled up on my dash the other day so of course my malec addled brain said drop everything else and draw them XD

version without the arms under the cut

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Magnus: “Babe. Babe. Babe!”

Alec: “Huh?”

Magnus: “Were you listening to what I said?”

Alec: “Uh…. Yeah. Go with the blue one.”

Magnus: “I know you weren’t listening. Because there isn’t a blue one!”

Alec:

Alec: “Choose the blue one anyway.”

Magnus: “I’m not choosing the blue one- hey wait.”

Alec: “Waiting.”

Magnus: “The blue one would bring out my legs best, don’t you think?”

Alec: “I thought you said there wasn’t a blue one.”

Magnus: “There is now, darling. Keep up.”

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alec: i'm a bad boy

alec: i dont care about you

alec: i hate everyone

alec: i can kill you with my bare hands

magnus: *exists*

alec: um so like *blushes* i mean *trips and accidentally destroys half of the universe* what a nice wheather haha

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Thinking of an AU where Seregil still occasionally works at one of the green lantern brothels. Different first meeting where Alec was found sometime after his father died and taken to the city by a man whom he thought was benevolent and wanted to help Alec have a better life. Not that Alec was displeased with the life he had, he quite liked it and if his father hadn't died and he hadn't been so totally alone with himself and his grief he would have stayed right where he was in the wilderness living his life the way he always had. But, the truth was now he was lonely and the wilderness made him sad thinking of his father and their life together here and how he had watched his father waste away and die. So, he agreed. He had always been curious about the cities, anyway.

But, he finds out too late that once they get back to the city that the rich man who had taken him in wasn't as nice as Alec had originally thought. He was prone to fits of anger and nothing Alec ever did was right and he seemed quite resistant to Alec bettering himself in ways that could take him away and allow him to live on his own. It isn't long before Alec learns to fear him. He toys with the idea of leaving, but where would he go? He isn't actually certain he could find his way back to Kerry and his wilderness home on his own and he doesn't know how to get anyone to help him. He can't read and his patron won't allow him to learn, which closes more doors to Alec than he had ever thought. Back in Kerry being unable to read wasn't a significant issue, even when selling your goods. He knew his numbers and arithmetic and that was the biggest thing he needed for such things back in Kerry. He had lived in the wilderness primarily all of his life, but he knew right away that living in the familiar wilderness of his home was far, far different than living on the streets of a major city. He didn't want that for himself.

So, he stays where he is and does his best to endure. He's beaten but not all the time. And he is given a generous allowance to do with as he wishes. He has been squirreling some of it away but he isn't sure yet what he wants to do with it. It's his escape insurance, if he ever figures out how to go about escaping. He could hire someone to take him out of Rhiminee, take him as far as his saved up money would allow him to be taken, but he doesn't know how to hire someone to do that. What if it gets back to his patron that he's trying to find his way out of the city and back to Kerry? What if the person he hires is simply dishonest and once they're out of the city kills and robs him? He wished, more than once, that he had someone to teach him how to get along here. But, his patron wanted Alec to be trapped.

Two days after a particularly bad beating when Alec had said something his patron didn't like on account of it apparently sounding too much like what a country bumpkin would say and reflected badly therefore on his patron, Alec decided to go to the Street of Lights. He knew what it was because his patron went there often and spoke of it. In fact, his patron had told him on more than one occasion that all men should go to the Street of Lights, including Alec, whenever they wished. His Dalnan upbringing had prevented him but at this point there were a few things he had accepted about himself and the world. He wasn't interested in women. He could appreciate that they were pretty and he did like when they paid attention to him, but he felt no sexual desire for them. He did, however, feel it toward men. And sex was part of life and there was nothing wrong with that, even if it was happening outside of marriage or between men. He had heard sex could be comforting and it could help you relax. He wanted comfort and relaxation now.

So, he left the house. His patron had been suspicious until Alec had told him he was just going to the Street of Lights. This was met with approval and so he left.

He swallows his nerves as he enters a green light brothel. It's one that looks quite expensive but he doesn't care. He walks in and looks around and is immediately greeted by a man who welcomes him and calls for another man who had just come down the stairs to come meet Alec. Alec has no idea who either of these men are, but the welcome had been warm and put him at ease, and the man on the stairs was the most beautiful man Alec had ever seen. Tall and lean with long dark hair and the most captivating grey eyes. Alec can feel himself blushing as he is introduced to Seregil.

The man flirts wildly with Alec, keeping that blush constant on his cheeks, as he leads him upstairs. Alec limps a bit, his hip still painful from the beating two days ago, but Seregil's bed is soft and comfortable. And Seregil is gentle with him when he finds out about Alec's injuries and that this is Alec's first experience with physical pleasure.

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Sterek Random Thoughts #1

I just realized that I haven’t read a single fanfic where Stiles, in the scene where the beacon students write their initials on the bookshelves, signs his initials just below Derek’s initials and draws a heart around their initials? Hahahaha, so derek sees that one day but doesn’t remember anyone he knows with the initials “M.S.” and ignores this until he later finds out that Stiles’ name is “Mieczyslaw Stilinski” (M.S.) and realizes that his partner has always liked him romantically and he doesn’t even realize why he has his head in his ass and doesn’t realize it

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Very occasionally, Twitter has some good advice.

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I 100% believe (just know) that when Coach saw Stiles with Derek during parent-teacher conferences for Eli he just looks Stiles dead in the eyes like, “Bilinski? What the hell.... Who's parent are you?” before checking the schedule and just going, “yeahhhhh... This checks out.”

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I will never not need an entire fic for this. Just. Someone, PLEASE, write a malec Snow White retelling based on this (and wasn't there another one of Magnus waking Alec with True Love's Kiss? Need that, too)!!!

Magnus could be a kind (handsome) sorcerer who knows what the evil queen is up to and wants to warn Alec to be careful because ever since he heard about what happened to him and he knows the evil queen well enough to know that she will stop at nothing to remove Alec from the board because he will remain a threat to her power for as long as he lives.

Maybe the evil queen is Camille.

Maybe instead of an evil stepmother, he has an evil stepfather so it's an evil king instead. Valentine?

Jace as the Huntsman who lets Alec go because they're as close as brothers and he can't bear to murder Alec, and he can't bear to see someone else do it in his place. So he tells Alec about what's going on and begs him to run away and promises to watch over Izzy and Max and keep them safe in Alec's absence. And Alec does, because Jace is near tears when he thinks Alec is going to refuse him and he's so desperate to make Alec understand. And how can he say no to Jace, who is always so strong and never cries? So he flees into the forest and Jace pretends that he killed him, hoping that a boar's heart would be enough to fool the evil monarch.

It isn't and when his deception is discovered he is punished, but he takes solace in the fact that despite his predicament Alec is safe.

Magnus, who doesn't know this royal family, becomes aware of the situation when Izzy writes to him in secret to beg his assistance. At first he was going to refuse. Family dramas are messy and usually one only gets themselves into trouble when attempting to assist. However, the heartfelt pleading in the letter and the story that unfolds within about everything that happened and what led up to it tugs on Magnus's heart strings and the injustice chafes at his moral compass.

So he agrees to try. But as much as he is a powerful sorcerer he isn't divine. There is only so much he can do. His first order of business is to locate Prince Alexander of House Lightwood. So he writes back with a request for something that belonged to Alec, something he used often and not just a piece of clothing or trinket he put into the back of his wardrobe and never touched more than once.

And that's how he finds Alec to try to warn him about the danger that he is still in. He hadn't expected Alec to be so handsome himself, though.

PLEASE SOMEONE.

The exiled prince was having a nice chat with the woodland creatures, when a handsome sorcerer stopped by to warn him about the dangers of apples...

Magnus and Alec if they were in Snow White

- art by Cassandra Jean

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For even if I'm far away, I'll hold you in my heart 💙

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I kinda wanna talk about trans Alec but I'm not sure anyone else would want to. But just imagine that when they first meet and Alec won't let Seregil watch him undress and is all modest and everything it's not entirely because he's Dalnan and at least in part because he has a secret. His father supported the fact that he had a son and not a daughter like he'd originally thought, but he also knew that not everyone would. Especially where they lived. So he taught Alec to be very careful and not to let anyone know. He was very clear with Alec that sometimes people get hurt or killed for being different, for being who they are. And so Alec has always been careful like his father taught him, and he's even more paranoid since his father passed away. He was terrified they were going to find out when he had been captured but thankfully they hadn't. Maybe they would have if Seregil hadn't saved him but Seregil did save him.

And Seregil is over here silently freaking out because he can't decide if this really is Dalnan modesty, trying to convince himself that this isn't excessive even for Dalnans, and that there is no reason to just assume horrible things like that Alec is hiding some sign of a horrible plague that Seregil might catch and die in disfigured agony from. He's contemplating and then throwing away the idea only to contemplate again the idea of stealing off at some point and leaving Alec behind. The boy has, after all, is used to solitude. And he's perfectly safe now. There's no reason he has to stick around. But he doesn't want to. Alas, he always knew a pretty face would be his downfall.

Then one day he accidentally sees Alec unclothed. He honestly didn't mean to, no matter what Micum might have said if he'd been around. Seregil is the first to admit that he enjoys the pleasures of the flesh perhaps a bit more than some, and would easily admit that he certainly thinks Alec is beautiful. He does have eyes, you know, and they work just fine. But, Alec had made it clear he didn't want Seregil to see him naked and Seregil would never violate that. It just happened by accident. But, oh what a relief!

Alec looks terrified but all Seregil can say is, "Oh, thank Illior!"

And now it's Alec's turn to be quite confused. Of all the reactions he had expected Seregil to have upon seeing Alec's chest uncovered and his nether regions just as bare it hadn't been that. He had expected anger and accusations, maybe a punch to the face. Seregil had never given him a reason to think he would do that but Alec remembered his father's teachings. And he had just assumed everyone was like that on some level and that there was nowhere he would be accepted for who he is.

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some random thero and seregil incorrect qoutes

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sometime after thero recovers in shards of time:

thero: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

seregil: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

thero: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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thero: You often use humor to deflect trauma

seregil: Thank you

thero: I didn't say that was a good thing

seregil: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

•3

thero: Do you take constructive criticism?

seregil: I only take cash or credit.

•4

thero: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

seregil: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

thero: No! Four to five seconds!

seregil: Too late!!!

•5

thero: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

seregil: Only if you also don't ask why

seregil: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

thero:

seregil:

thero: This one is fine

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I love how nobody even says anything about it, either. They're just like, "let's just wait until they figure it out themselves."

I simply love that Seregil unknowingly calls Alec talí and when Alec questions him later he’s like “Oh, that’s like saying “beloved” or something. why?” totally unaware.  And then they just…keep calling each other that. They’re not dating. They haven’t talked about it. They just refused to dedicate even a single braincell between them to the fact they’re calling each other beloved in front of everyone.  Just, not a single braincell. Between them. I’m fully obsessed with these morons they’re so perfect.

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The boys… again.

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I did the Barbie meme for the boys before I get sick of seeing it around.

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The Nightrunners.