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You. You twinked him. How could you/silly

sorry i made ur guy a twink @plus-equals-archangel

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(Gabriel stands before a great painting, one that shall not yet be described.)

Sophia. Angel of Rot. I- I miss you. Why couldn't they save you? Why did you- Why?

(Gabriel flies to a large hole in the ground at the back of his "office". He stares down into it.)

I hope one day you'll forgive me. Or at least understand why I did what I did.

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Soon. Two doomed lovers approach to fight the heavenly host.

Shut up.

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How do you feel about the Exigency?

I am not talking about that. No. How do you even know about it? Did you-

Did you see the painting? Please. How do you know about the Exigency?

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"Horn"y singles in your area! They are coming for you! You can't escape them.

No.

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Someone put a wanted poster of you in the Sheriff's office. You may have legal issues soon

Hang on, is there even law here? Is it possible to get arrested?

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U-Post cringe online.

What?

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"Ow? Why?" says the person trying to unleash a genocidal army :/

like can you be any less self aware.

Sure I can!

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"Hey you, here's a gift!"

[You have received 1× U-Post.]

What is this?

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*pokes you with a numchucks*

Hi yah.

(A what?)

Ouch.

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[Pokes you. With a sharp stick.]

heh

Ow? Why?

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*poke*

Hey.

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And lest there's any doubt, all hope has died, trapped inside my web of lies.

What? Who did you lie to?

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but what if you did it before the exclams trying to fight you got to you through some global-play audio file shenanigans?

They'd probably find a way to kill me while I'm broadcasting it or something.

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it's not really obvious, no. you haven't even done an evil villain monologue explaining it.

Villains always get killed in their monologues, so I won't do one. I'm not a villain, though. But because I am perceived as one, it's a risk I won't take.

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I will kill you.

Get some bitches from Dante's Inferno and forcefully "convert" them

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I'm not going to have sex with demons. Leave me alone.

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why do you wanna like purify people and whatever?

Isn't it obvious?