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Paid Readings!

Rules For Paid Readings

Dm me for a paid reading

No reading will be done without payments

send a screenshot of the payments

Readings will be delivered within 48 hours of payment

NO REFUNDS (but if it doesn't resonate, I can redo the reading)

IF YOUR GUIDES DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW DON'T GET MAD AT ME

$3 dollars extra for Kofi and PayPal fees

Feedback is non-negotiable

To book a reading just send your name, pronouns and zodiac sign as well as your email address to receive the readings (all through dm)

NB: NOTHING IS SET IN STONE, TAROT IS JUST A GUIDE AND WHAT YOU DO WITH THIS INFORMATION IS 100% UP TO YOU AND DOES NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME! I WILL NOT DO READINGS RELATING TO LEGAL, MEDICAL, PREGNANCY OR DEATH QUESTIONS!

Price List:

GETTING MULTIPLE WILL GET YOU A DISCOUNT IF THE ORIGINAL PRICE IS $10 OR MORE.

Express readings - $5

If you want to get your reading within 24 hours, it will be an extra $5 charge.

Yes or No Questions (using a pendulum) - $6 + $4 for an additional 6 questions)

For Yes or No Questions you are free to ask up to 6 questions (a dollar each question).

Mini Reding - $5.55 (3 - 4 card spread)

You can ask one question in regard to any aspect of your life like relationships, work, school or finances

What does your SP (specific person/ person on your mind) think of you. - $10

This reading will require both your initials/name and that of the person you are asking about.

Detailed Readings - $25

Ask 2 questions

You can ask me any 2 questions about any aspect of your life, and I'll go into as much detail as your guides allow me to go into about the certain focus of your life.

In depth reading - $15

Ask only one question

You ask just 1 question about any aspect of your life, and I will give as much detail that your guides will allow you to know.

Spirit Baby Reading - $25

Who are your spirt babies (their personality), how many are there, their possible genders.

What do your Spirit Guides want you to know - $15

Anything your guides want you to know at the current moment it could be general or in relation to a specific situation you are currently in.

Month Ahead Reading - $20

Deep dive into what will happen in the next month to come and any advice to make things a bit easier for you with dealing with the upcoming month.

The Next 3 months - $25

Overall energy of what the next 3 months will hold for you, any warnings, advice and what to look forward to.

The Next 6 months - $30

The overall energy of what the next 6 months will hold for you including any warnings, advice and what to look forward to.

Year Ahead Reading - $35

Overall energy of the upcoming year for you as well as possible challenges, warnings and advice for you relating to the year ahead.

Your Hidden Personality - $15

What aspects of your personality do you not see in yourself whether good or bad.

What the Universe loves about you - $10

These are your personality traits that the universe loves about you and admires about you.

Your Higher Self - $10

Who is your higher self and any advice from them.

Your Shadow Self -$10

Get to know your shadow self and how to embrace them.

Your beauty in the eyes of the universe - $10

What the universe finds absolutely amazing about you

Your future self-versus your old self- $10

The difference between who you were and who you are meant to be.

What needs to be revealed to you - $10

Any hidden messages that you need to know

What is the best career for you - $10

Deep dive into what careers would give you the most satisfaction in life!

Things people admire about you -$10

What are your qualities that people admire about you that you may or may not know.

Self-care package - $50

Includes: Your shadow self reading Your higher self reading What the universe loves about you Your hidden personality What do your guides want you to know

Special questions (Questions that aren't listed) - $15

Any question that you may have that I haven't listed in the paid readings list. IF YOUR QUESTION HAS THE WORD AND THAT'S 2 READINGS SO IT WILL COST $25.

Love Reading Price List

18+ Readings

(Strictly for those above the age of 18 years MDNI)

Could be anyone from your Future Spouse to your celebrity crush (older than 18)

Each reading listed below is $15

Your person's kinks The first time with them Overall sexual energy between the both of you Their late-night thoughts What they want to do to you What will the aftercare be like What turns your person on

Channelled songs + mood board. - $8

An 18+ Package - $35

Pick any 4 from the 18+ list and adding a question is an extra $8

The first time with your SP - $15

Sex during the wedding night and honeymoon with your FS - $20

Channelled Love Letter from Your Future Spouse. - $10

Any channelled messages and words your fs would like to say to you but can't.

NSFW Reading on you and your desired person - $20

Deep dive into intimacy between you and your desired person whether a crush, your future spouse or celebrity crush

Your Next partner - $10

Adding more questions to this package will be an extra $8 whether it's from the 18+ list or Future spouse readings list.

Relationship with your celebrity crush - $20

This reading just gives the overall vibe of the relationship if you were to get into one with your celebrity crush (the person you choose should be older than 18)

Compatibility reading -$15

How compatible are you and your specific person (could be anyone including celebrities, fictional crush, future spouse)

Future spouse/ Future partner (includes future boyfriend or girlfriend) readings

$10 each (getting more than 1 will get discounted)

When you will meet Their current energy How you will meet Their personality First impressions Their parents' impression of you Their friends' impression of you their appearance The first date Their love language the engagement Your wedding day Your Honeymoon Marriage life with them When you could possibly meet $15 (energy changes so timing can also change)

Future Spouse/ Future long term partner Package - $50

Their current energy

Where and How You Will meet

When you COULD POSSIBLY meet

First impression of you

First impression of them

their appearance

the first date

Adding more questions to this package will be an extra $8 whether it's from the 18+ list or Future spouse readings list.

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Is This Connection Meant to Last - Pick A Card

PILE 1 PILE 2 PILE 3

This is allegedly for entertainment purposes only.

This is just a general reading! Take what resonates and leave what doesn't. I am not responsible for any decisions made based on my readings!

For personal readings here is my Paid readings!

TRIGGER WARNING!

PILE 1

This connection isn't meant to last. You are holding on to a connection that doesn't serve you and frankly its doing you more harm than good. There is an emphasis on addiction in the sense that you or them can't get enough of the other, obsession, lust for a small number of you. For the majority this is about friendships but for the rest about a severely toxic partner/spouse whatever you want to call them. There seems to also be a sense of trauma bonding to an extent and the feeling of thinking you can't do any better or being afraid to be alone. Well, this connection is coming to an end very soon whether you like it or not the universe is going to rip that person out of your life. And, for the moment it's going to feel like your entire world is collapsing. There is an illusion of love put up, it's like you are looking at this person with rose tinted, heart shaped lenses and trust me they are coming off soon and fast! This person is holding you back greatly! You know who they are you just don't want to acknowledge it and face it head on...yet.

PILE 2

Yes! This person is here to teach you valuable lessons that will stick with you for your entire lifetime. This person feels like an anchor to you, they seem to always be there at the right time, knows what to say and to you they may seem too good to be true, and it feels like 'what's the catch? this person is too great'. The universe wants you to know you are worthy of this connection and that it was divinely guided and put into play for your highest benefit and good, don't doubt it, embrace it and take it one step at a time You have put in so much work, energy and effort into putting yourself first, doing the shadow work and the healing that in a way it's kind of like a reward to you for doing so much for yourself and not relying on someone else to fulfil that for you because at the end no one is going to bring you more fulfilment than you will. This person is just here to elevate and add on what you already built not to take away, damage, break nope! So, enjoy it! DON'T overthink it even though I KNOW you are!

PILE 3

For this pile its a bit wishy washy, there is a lot to benefit from your connection with this person but there also seems to be a development that's like ehhhh are you sureeeee. It's hard to say yes or no. Yes in the sense that you are learning from it, building character etc etc but at the same time the connection isn't and won't be going anywhere so at the same time it's kind of like a waste of time? your connection with this person is complicated, I know even you don't know what to do about the connection or what to think about it. The biggest advice for you is take it step by step and don't try judge it too quickly because you or them, whoever it is very unsure about the connection? A lot of uncertainty surrounding the connection. If as you go on it feels like a waste of time and like it's not going anywhere you just let it go but if it feels good, positive, uplifting without you having to force the connection or having to LIE to yourself to keep that person around then go for it! Anyways, good luck with whatever that situation is!

I heard situationship for some of you...gosh good luck to you Pile 3!

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Women getting extensive jail time for defending themselves against predators/ abusers makes me so mad

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Feedback paid reading:

She was great at reading tarot cards, very helpful and professional, she described my future bf and the dynamics of our relationship....she got it right!!!!

What can I say? I highly recommend her: clear, honest and very talented!!!

Thank you very much!!!

Keep going ♥️

!!!! ❤️

Love thisss

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Repeat after me, folks!!

You can't be a Hellenic pagan and be pro-Zionist.

You can't be a Hellenic pagan and be anti-Semitic.

You can't be a Hellenic pagan and be homophobic.

You can't be a Hellenic pagan and be transphobic.

You can't be a Hellenic pagan and hate on other minorities/religions.

You can't be a Hellenic pagan and be racist.

You can't be a Hellenic pagan and be an asshole.

Xenia is such a crucial part of Hellenic paganism. Anyone who disagrees with any of these points can kindly fuck off my blog.

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You can't be a hellenic polytheist and be homophobic.

You can't be a hellenic polytheist and be transphobic.

You can't be a hellenic polytheist and be racist.

You can't be a hellenic polytheist and be anti-imaginate.

You can't be a hellenic polytheist and be a nazi.

You can't be a hellenic polytheist and mock ANY of the gods.

You can't be a hellenic polytheist and hate ANY of the gods.

Pick a side. The gods or hatefulness.

You. Can't. Choose. Both.

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Thank you soooo much for one year✨😌❤️

Feels like it's been longerrrr but still I had so much fun with this blog and I thank you all for the support!

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I love you psychotic pagans

• Pagans that get delusions that interfere with worship!

• Pagans that get religious delusions! Delusions of grandeur! Delusions of control!

• Pagans who can’t discern between hallucinations, delusions, and the Gods!

• Pagans who get hallucinations of the Gods!

• Pagans that get auditory hallucinations! Tactile hallucinations! Visual hallucinations! Olfactory hallucinations! Internal hallucinations!

• Pagans who get intrusive thoughts!

• Pagans who experience negative symptoms that make it hard to worship!

• Pagans whose psychosis makes it hard to worship in general!

• Pagans who think their psychosis brings them closer to the Gods!

• Pagans who get disorganized thoughts. Who can’t pray because of them!

• Pagans on medication! Pagans who can’t be medicated, who don’t want to be medicated, who aren’t medicated!

You’re all seen. You’re all loved. The Gods understand when things get tough.

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Can anyone recommend good astrology books for beginners, numerology and anything along those lines!

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Hiiiiiii!!!!!! Can we know when will u answer the rest asks!?!?????

Sending love 💕💕💕💕💜💜💜 🌟

Hey! After that ask from the user. I havent decided whether to answer them or jot because idk if they sent an ask and I don't wanna give my energy to them at all.

So I am still debating it. Thanks ❤️

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Witch tip::

Eat a tarot card to gain its powers

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hi, sorry, update?

Update for what?

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I told my ten year old sibling about hellenic polytheism and they offered a lightbulb to Lord Apollon 🥰

Come to think of it I have no clue where they got a lightbulb-

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all offence but ur rules are kind of bogus. other bloggers seem ok with a simple reblog and like of the game post.

Well here's a simple fuck you, my energy isn't free.

Don't hide behind an anonymous post. Say it to me directly and unless you have a tarot blog Shut your bitch ass up. Feeling entitled over what I do? My energy, my abilities, my fucking rules.

Dumb, entitled bitch😒

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Hello,

Happy Valentines to you too! I'm here for the Valentine’s Day reading. My name is Sona She/her pronouns. I'm attracted to men.

Four assumptions:

You like the color gold

Your blog has some old money vibes aesthetic

You seem cool

And you're compassionate

Thank you for this, have a great day!

Sona 🌷

Hello! Thank you for thinking I am cool!

'Why do you give yourself so much unnecessary stress and problems? You should really stop doing that and take care of your health it's not funny. Stress causes unnecessary health issues. You stress me out you know that? I am going to need to take extra good care of you because you have a tendency of neglecting yourself. You are going to get sick of how protective and clingy I can be...I am always going to be there for you even if you have a tendency of being stubborn. By the way valentines is a big deal for me so I will pamper and spoil you a lot, not just valentine's but throughout the year to, i just make a big deal out of it.'

FYI FROM PLUTO: YES ITS DISNEY YES THAT ALL I HEARD WHEN TRYING TO FIND A CHANNELED SONG!

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Hello <3 Thank you for hosting this game :D I’d love to join! It sounds so exciting. My initials are F.T. (she/her) and I prefer he/him. 🩵

My 4 assumptions about you would be:

- you’re intuitive

- you’re into mystery and enjoy diving into occult

- very random but you have a favourite sweater

- you’ve had a song stuck in your head recently!

Thank you sm! <3

Hi Hi! I am not going to lie you were eerily correct with the last one. I have had a song stuck in my head since yesterday and I have been listening to it on loop.

'You are so beautiful to me, I wish you could see yourself through my eyes and you'd realise how truly out of this world you are. I know its valentine's day and it feels bittersweet; I know that you are thinking about me and more so recently. I am very much here; I am very much real, and I am for sure coming towards you as soon as the universe allows it. Also, just a quick little fun fact you and I laugh at corny thinks we see other couples do on valentines. One last thing, take care of yourself and prioritise yourself. You don't do that enough.'

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VALENTINES GAME! - Channeled messages and songs from your FS!

Happy Valentines Day to all you lovely beings! Since its the day of love I was thinking of opening a quick little game in honour of cupid and Aphrodite!

For fun! Free full 2 page reading to anyone who can guess my name based on the new theme of my blog

CLOSED!

Rules:

Must follow

Reblog a PAC and Paid Readings list

Send your initials/ name and pronouns (gender you are attracted to as well)

Make 4 assumptions about me