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in the middle of a kiss having to stifle a sneeze that only knocks them forward into the other persons lips

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When the person says "Sorry, I g-got to..." or "So sorry, but I hhh-have to...", or "Ugh, excuse mbe, I think I'b about t-hhhoo..." and they want to say "sneeze", but instead of saying it, their body finishes their sentence for them and they erupt into the most ticklish, forceful, desperate, body-wrenching wet sneeze...

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Cooking snzario!! (cw mess)

Someone making a spice blend for hamburgers/steak/etc and smelling the spices to ascertain the ratios and what goes together

They end up inhaling a good deal of spices in the process

And maybe they feel a tickle coming on...

But their hands are touching the raw meat and they want to finish prepping it

They hold back one sneeze... then another

Their nasal passages are wetter, and still so tickly...

The tickle continues to build and they stifle into their shoulder.

They decide the spices have been blended into the meat enough and go to wash their hands

The tickle suddenly spikes and they sneeze, desperately trying to get the spices out. Their nose is so wet by now, mucus threatening to spill over their septum. But their hands aren't dry yet so they sniffle frequently, trying to clean their hands as thoroughly as possible.

They feel the itch return, and sniff as hard as they can, trying their best not to sneeze until they can dry their hands and find some tissues/a handkerchief.

It's no use, though... they've held back for too long. Their nasal passageways are reddened and so sensitive.... The tickle finally overwhelms them and they sneeze again, harshly and... oh no, they've gotten mucus dripping out of their nostrils, dangling downwards.

As another sneeze builds they grab a towel and dry their hands as quickly as possible, but before they can look for something to tend to their nose with...

Hopefully they find something soon because it doesn't look like they're anywhere near finished yet

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watching a movie with someone in the comfort of your home. they start to sniffle a bit more often, rub their nose, maybe their nostrils are flaring... finally, their nose cant take it anymore and they stifle a series of quiet, forceful sneezes into their fingers, trying not to interrupt the movie, until they just cannot hold back anymore and spray snot all over their hands and now they have to excuse themself to clean up, even though they couldve taken care of it before it got bad

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men with dainty wrists... mmmhf~ at last! a non-snz-related hornypost! I did it! I di-- men with dainty wrists that I can grab, and pin their arms away from them, so they're forced to sneeze uncovered, as they whine with desperation, while unable to rub their itchy, nose... ah.. damn it. so close.

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a person whos come down with a cold and they just cant anticipate their sneezes... like the sneezes force their way out of them no matter how close they are to their partner or how few tissues they have on hand. sometimes they come out halfway "hishhh!" and they quickly mutter "oh no" or "im sorry" before the full "h'ieXSHHH!" follows it

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hugging or holding someone while they're sneezing and feeling their body jolt... so simple yet so hot idk

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day 100 million of wanting someone to lay on top of me and quietly build up to a sneeze and spray my neck and nuzzle closer into my chest

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someone dating a germaphobe and coming down with a cold and just being so so so apologetic. they try to hide/suppress every symptom, stay a few feet away, maybe even wear a mask because they feel so gross and they dont want to upset their partner..... theyre able to stifle every sneeze up until the peak of their cold, where theyre given no choice but to sneeze (messily) all over their sleeves, their hands, their towels, anything they can get their hands on to cover because theyre trying so hard to keep it contained but they just cant & eventually their partner is like "hey i dont care... im getting sick anyways" and pushes past their fear to do as much caretaking as they can because their love just looks so miserable

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i need reassurance that im not the only ace/aspec person whose entire idea of sexuality was misshapen by this fetish like.

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the idea of someone laying on top of me & having to sneeze so i can feel their stomach waver and their breath against my neck😡😡

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so i went to watch a movie with my partner recently. during the movie, we both had our hands on the arm rest, mine on top of his. out of the blue he sneezes, lifts both of our hands up to cover (he’ll usually cover with the back of his wrist, so reflex) once, then a second time against the back of my hand and i…. short circuited.

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is it so much to ask for an exhausted partner to come home from a long day at work and lay on top of me and bury their face in my neck as they begin to sob and sneeze and sneeze and sneeze because theyre so tired from work and on top of it their head is pounding from all the snot thats built up inside them

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visual of forcing someone to hold back snzs against their will with your finger pressed against the bottom of their nose, feeling it flare wildly with each buildup only to be curbed by the pressure

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"(annoyed) god, your immune system is terrible. (begrudgingly) take my jacket..."

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watching a movie with someone, hands intertwined, when they have to sneeze. so they absentmindedly lift up a hand to sneeze into, and instead of sneezing into their palm they sneeze into your knuckle, coating it with spray. once they notice they get super embarrassed and apologize ofc

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someone leaning into your shoulder and hitching softly for a good few seconds before finally letting out a sneeze (or a few). and then they pull away, still sniffling, and smile a little bit & shyly go "sorry, i had to sneeze" UGH!