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No one brags on her man like Becky I swear. You know he's in Gorilla going “THATS ME!”

#i'd brag too if i was married to a hot piece of ass seth MONDAY NIGHT RAW | 05.26.25

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Nikita Gill, from Fierce Fairytales Poems & Stories to Stir Your Soul; "Why Tinkerbell Quit Anger Management,"

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Get you a man who will fight for you like Pat McAfee fighting for Michael Cole

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*writes two paragraphs after months of literally nothing and it took three hours*

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THIS WAS PEAK FUCKING CINEMA

"Why didn't you protect him."

SCREAMING SOBBING THROWING UP BABY YOU WERE ZIPTIED TO A FUCKING ROPE YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE ANYTHING

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I feel as if this needs to be said in this day and age:

NAZI PUNKS, FUUUUUUUUCK OFF

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That's my US Champ right there

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Mon Cher, gets home from work: (visibly panicked because I don’t cry easily) babe what’s wrong?? Why are you crying?

Me: I’m ok! I’m ok nothings wrong! I, was watching, *hiccup* the clip with the contract signing…

Mon Cher: is this about Punk?

Me: These are happy tears!!

Mon Cher: (looks at the clip on TV) “Good for him…” (hugs me)

Me: “this never would have happened if Vince was still around!”

Mon Cher: NO SHOT.

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I’ll never forgive del rio for what he did to Saraya

Okay hearing Del Rio talk about how his impact is gonna be felt forever and he's gonna be so great while Christian is gonna fall off is deeply funny considering how much Christian is finally getting his flowers with AEW (AS HE DESERVES) and Rio has pretty much destroyed his career/keeps destroying it by being a scumbag from what I hear.

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She married him for his ass she says so in her book 😂

My personal notes on Punk on Sheamus' show:

he's got that strap on

he gets uncomfortable when he sees himself (when one of his matches is on in the gym)

in certain angles it almost looks like he's got ass but we know that's an illusion

will say "attaboy" and call Sheamus "baby" and "big boy" in front of everyone

contrary to popular belief AJ did not marry him for his tits

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Remember: the more difficult you make it for them to realize a report is false, the more useless you make the portal.

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You know your self esteem is shot when it actually makes your heart physically hurt to hear someone say "I love you".

Like why would you do that to yourself? I'm not worth it.

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Art snobs are actually a thousand times less annoying than people who respond to everything with "it's not that deep bro"

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Mon Cher watches Wicked.

Him: so does he (boq) become like the lollipop guild?

Me: no! Now you’re being racist against munchkins.