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Cheeky knights

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The D is standing for Doing Bad, ,,

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Braies |310725

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Wishing a very happy Giant Mall Cookie Day to all who celebrate

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Why is no one freaking the fuck out about TAZ: Royale. Like this is 100% exactly my shit in every conceivable way. Dungeons and Dragons meets Squid Games meets Conclave. The main PCs are Disco Goth, Bug Fascist, and Grog Strongjaw If He Was A Wizard. Campy stupid wizard names up the wazoo. Y'all are SLEEPING

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“Lestat is so silly” “Lestat is so unserious” SILENCE! That man is actually so dead fucking serious 24/7, he just so happens to also be a FOOL

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Went to an estate sale today at the house of someone who used to make teddy bears and I got a tiny pair of teddy bear glasses for a dollar.

They fit my cat skull perfectly!

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I’ll have what he’s having

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𝑰'𝒎 𝒈𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒋𝒂𝒊𝒍...

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Larian why did you give us this man if we cannot KISS him!!!

(screenshots from this video)

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it's time for top/bottom discourse to end. the only thing i want to hear about is which one is the sex crier.

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Here at the Host Club we account for every possible taste in men: blond, evil, tall, babey, two of them, and girls

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Man you leave a fic on the To Write list for too long and it starts to marinate, starts to mature and suddenly its not just a sexy one off its gonna need to have chapters its got all this yearning and heart ache and confrontation of deep inner turmoil to spice up all the porn. Wild.

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I tried to write "every night" and I automatically wrote "every knight". This happens often. How fucked an I on a scale of one to mail?

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Come to me

Full is on Patreon, plus some adorable sketches I couldn't leave out 🌿