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margaritaville, the song, and margaritaville, the restaurant and resort empire, fascinate me because the former seems to warn against the lifestyle that the latter perpetuates

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I've always thought Margarita would be a beautiful name for a little girl

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Kinda thinking that if it is the real exit I won't be able to find my way back.

Cosmo's got no issue swimming out around here though. He seems to think it's fine. And he's way smarter about this stuff than ol' Jimmy, that's for sure!

Good news sailors! I found the ocean. I think.

Looks and smells a bit different than I remember but that's the ocean!

The bad news is I wasn't lookin' for the ocean this time. I'm looking for the manager so we can have a talk about that pool drain. Now I don't know whether to just cut my losses and leave or dock my boat and head back on in 😅

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Good news sailors! I found the ocean. I think.

Looks and smells a bit different than I remember but that's the ocean!

The bad news is I wasn't lookin' for the ocean this time. I'm looking for the manager so we can have a talk about that pool drain. Now I don't know whether to just cut my losses and leave or dock my boat and head back on in 😅

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WHAT KINDA GOVERNMENT YOU GOT OVER THERE? 😂 The only reason my government pretends to care is to try n get you back to work.

Aye, stress will happen. It'll pass too. Life's just a big ol' game of good then bad. Best you can do is weather the storm.

Jimmy are you good??

Oh yeah! Fit as a fiddle 🌞 I just dropped my phone in the eternal pool, and it took a few dips under the water to try and find it. Boy howdy that pool is aptly named! It really does go on forever. Something's real wrong with the draining system, though. Kept pulling me under. Ain't never seen a pool with a riptide!

Ain't never had such a close call with drowning either 😅 Felt like every time I went under I was there for days at a time. Just goes to show you, even the strongest swimmers have to give water the respect she deserves!

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Haha! You may be right on that one friendo 😂

And hey, that's great if it's true but ya seem kinda hesitant. It's okay to not be okay, ya hear?

Jimmy are you good??

Oh yeah! Fit as a fiddle 🌞 I just dropped my phone in the eternal pool, and it took a few dips under the water to try and find it. Boy howdy that pool is aptly named! It really does go on forever. Something's real wrong with the draining system, though. Kept pulling me under. Ain't never seen a pool with a riptide!

Ain't never had such a close call with drowning either 😅 Felt like every time I went under I was there for days at a time. Just goes to show you, even the strongest swimmers have to give water the respect she deserves!

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Looking for the manager's office so I can ask for some directions. Seems like every turn I make I just end up BACK at the damned broken pool though. I miss the ocean sailors 😭🌊

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Honestly my memory's a little hazy, THEY MIGHT HAVE 😂

Aye, it's good to be back though! Good to be outta the pool too. How're you holding up on your end bud?

Jimmy are you good??

Oh yeah! Fit as a fiddle 🌞 I just dropped my phone in the eternal pool, and it took a few dips under the water to try and find it. Boy howdy that pool is aptly named! It really does go on forever. Something's real wrong with the draining system, though. Kept pulling me under. Ain't never seen a pool with a riptide!

Ain't never had such a close call with drowning either 😅 Felt like every time I went under I was there for days at a time. Just goes to show you, even the strongest swimmers have to give water the respect she deserves!

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<A video is attached. This girl is at it again, Jimmy is once again in the oversaturated, too-bright lobby. Again, we hear the muffled sound of cheering and music from behind the heavy doors. And again, the sound cuts off to an abrupt silence as Jimmy pushes the door open.

Instead of standing at the back though, this time Jimmy takes a seat to watch the show. She is a bit clumsy finding her seat, shrouded as it is in near perfect darkness, but eventually she seems to fumble her way down. The figure standing in the spotlight is stock still, her too long arms limp at her side and the whites of her eyes gleaming behind her bleach blond hair.

As soon as Jimmy is seated she begins her dance, twirling and leaping across the stage, followed smoothly by the bright white of the spotlight. There is no music, and just as before her limbs seem to contort and bend in ways they should not. Even still, Jimmy is clapping and cheering along as she dances across the stage. As she continues to cheer, there seems to be the faint sound of others in the audience, their hollers of approval echoing faintly into the phone's mic. If one listens carefully, there is even the slightest hint of a tropical beat.

It is not much, but it's enough for the dancing woman. Her show comes to a close, and she takes a graceful bow as the cheering and clapping fades. She stands up, and for a moment all is silent again as she peers at Jimmy through the curtains of hair in front of her face.

Then she's moving. Crawling across the backs of the seats with unnatural speed, directly towards Jimmy, her bright white spotlight never faltering as it follows. It seems like she isn't going to stop, and the feed noticeably jerks as Jimmy flinches backwards, clearly unprepared for the suddenly bolt. She does stop though, her face presumably mere inches away from Jimmy's. It is hard to tell, as the camera only manages to get her mouth and chin in frame.

"Thank you."

Her whisper is eerily loud this close to the camera. And then you blink, and she's gone. The last thing heard is the clunk of the spotlight being turned off. It sounds incredibly final. End video ID.>

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<A video is attached. It seems to be filmed from Jimmy's hand, does she not have a Rotom in her phone? She does not have a steady hand for filming either, the shakiness of the footage is enough to give you motion sickness.

We see her in what appears to be the lobby of a show hall, decorated with dusty, limp imitations of tropical plants. The overhead light is bright and white and the shadows it throws on the ground are fuzzy, almost exhausted looking. There is, as Jimmy mentioned, the sound of music and clapping coming from the door to the main showroom. If you're paying attention, you might notice that the sound is looping every ten seconds almost seamlessly.

Jimmy opens the door to the showroom open and steps inside. The moment she is across the threshold the sounds stop, and the door shuts behind her with a 'clack'. The seating area, or what we would assume is the seating area, is in complete darkness. The only thing that can be seen is the stage, illuminated by a single, blinding white spotlight. In the spotlight there is a figure, dancing. Her limbs are too long, too skinny, and with certain movements appear to have an extra joint or two. It is difficult to see the figure's face, as it is obscured by long, bleach blond hair.

She twirls in place for a moment, before suddenly coming to a halt, her back to the audience. She slowly, slowly turns around and looks directly at Jimmy from across the rows of seats, the whites of her eyes shining in the spotlight. She is still for a moment, silent. The silence is broken suddenly and startlingly by Jimmy's voice from behind the camera;

"Hey there, sorry to interrupt your practice here. Seems my boats a touch grounded and-"

Jimmy does not get to finish her question, as at that moment the figure on the stage crouches down and begins to crawl with terrifying speed across the backs of the seats towards Jimmy. We hear a single, terrified "hup!" As the camera is spun around towards the door. The feed cuts off with the sound of a shriek. It is unclear whether it came from the door or the dancing woman. End video ID.>

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Jimmy are you good??

Oh yeah! Fit as a fiddle 🌞 I just dropped my phone in the eternal pool, and it took a few dips under the water to try and find it. Boy howdy that pool is aptly named! It really does go on forever. Something's real wrong with the draining system, though. Kept pulling me under. Ain't never seen a pool with a riptide!

Ain't never had such a close call with drowning either 😅 Felt like every time I went under I was there for days at a time. Just goes to show you, even the strongest swimmers have to give water the respect she deserves!

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I'm back :D

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I'm someone over 45 🌞

I do not believe almost anyone on this website has met someone over 45

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Sounds like your phone wants to go on a lil nature walk buddy!! 🌞🌄

[A video is posted.

The scene is, probably, Shardy's bedroom in his flat. This seems likely due to the presence of Shardy himself, sprawled across a double bed with a duvet mostly covering him, fast asleep. Blue Diamond the Glaceon is a paler orb on his belly, likewise unconscious.

The view is from above, and the room is so profoundly dark it seems unlikely that the phone's normal camera settings would have picked up anything close to the level of detail visible. Who's filming? There's no Rotom or Porygon in Shardy's phone... but then, of course, there are ghosts.

But why would the ghosts in his phone want to film him sleeping?

As if in answer, the camera view swings from Shardy's bed to the opposite wall, where a basic mirror hangs next to a closed door. Slowly, somewhat erratically, letters begin to form on the glassy surface; they fade in apparently at random, lines shaky, but message- eventually- clear:

THE TREES ARE WAITING

From offscreen in the direction of the bed comes a soft groaning sound, and the creak of mattress springs and bedframe as a body moves. There's a pause, and then a pale little four-legged figure hops into frame- Blue, jumping off the bed. The Glaceon is puffed up, staring at the mirror, and stalks stiff-legged a few steps toward it as if in threat. And as though that threat is acknowledged, the letters begin to fade, much faster than they appeared, until they're not there any more.

As soon as they're gone Blue growls, skitters up to the wall and stands on his hind legs, batting at the offending object a few times until he's certain it's fine, it's just a mirror, nothing is there. Then he turns and stares at the phone, his blue eyes shining bright reflective white in the darkness, for a long moment.

Then the recording ends.]

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oh I know this one! Butch lesbian stereotypes:

Hot

fixes things

chivalrous

flirty (like a hey mamas lesbian way)

carabiner

docs/combat boots

plays softball

sporty in general

denim tuxedo

tattoos

There's probably more but that's what I got off the dome 🌞

💜- What are some stereotypes of your sexuality/identity that you could fit into??

Not. Actually. Too sure. What are butch lesbian specific stereotypes.

Had people assume things about me. Figured that's because I've got a very specific presence.

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Aw geez kiddo, just heard about the internship thingy. Real sorry to hear that. If ya want, I do know a back way into Lental I can take ya on!

You good over there, or...?

Sure 👍

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Jimmy you should be the leader of Team Fat Butch Tits

Wow, what an honour 🌞

My first command is for someone to come get me out of this haunted margaritaville 😂 My second is to go tits out at the beach!!!!!!!!!!