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Rinne: Now… Houou. Was there something you wanted to do to me?

Kaguya: You mean after I prove I am Houtaro’s best friend and not you?

Rinne: *shrugs* All bark and no bite.

Kaguya: Oh, I bite alright. *lunges* I BITE!

Rinne: *slugs Kaguya in the face*

Kaguya: BWOEH! *sprawled out on the ground*

Lachesis: …efficient.

Houtaro: One punch! One punch!

Minato: *walks in with Kyoka and Spanner* Good afternoon, everyone. I hope we haven’t— is that Kaguya one the floor?

Kyoka: Is he dead? No, we couldn’t be that lucky.

Lachesis: He’s not dead, unfortunately. He’s unconscious. Very unconscious.

Kyoka: But what happened?

Houtaro: Kudo belted him.

Minato: Kudo…

Kyoka: … belted…

Spanner: … him.

Rinne: Thank goodness you’re all here. Now we can get this meeting started.

Houtaro: ONE PUNCH!

Spanner: Rinne Kudo belted this idiot… AND WE MISSED IT?!

Kyoka: … oh my god I’m depressed.

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Atropos: *looks up at Kaguya* Eat shit, asshole.

Kaguya: Excuse me?

Atropos: *flips the bird* Suck my nuts.

Kaguya: *insulted* Why, I never! Majade, I implore you to set a good example and show this… creepy child what good manners look lik-

Rinne: No.

Kaguya: I’m sorry, what?

Rinne: *also flips the bird* You stole our screen time.

Kaguya: Wha-

Rinne *flips a second bird* Bitch.

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Yua: And here is my tool shed.

Horobi: Would you call it a… cool shed?

Yua: *blinks* Was… was that a dad joke?

Horobi: Not bad, huh?

Yua: Actually… yeah, it wasn’t!

Aruto: *distantly* OH BUT WHEN I DO IT IT’S A PROBLEM!

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Houtarou, running into Rinne after fighting with Kaguya: Rinne! I see you've met my best friend!

Rinne: I thought I was your best friend?

Houtarou: Ah... lesson to myself: don't tell everyone they're your best friend!

I maintain my opinion that legend was unnecessary

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Yua: Seems like it’s always some kind of trial with us.

Aruto: Well… *winks and finger guns* I’ll trial my best.

Yua: … mph.

Aruto: Did you like that?

Yua: … hmm.

Aruto: Do you like that we’re friends?

Yua: … grrmph. *swallows* I was just thinking.

Aruto: Yeah?

Yua: About the fact that we’re friends.

Aruto: Mm.

Yua: … I threw up a little.

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she lost all perception of gravity

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i’m not over this. i don’t think i’ll ever be over this

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Gabriel: *outside the door to the kitchen, scared shitless*

Adrian: Morning father. You okay?

Gabriel: Adrian, don't go in there.

Adrian: But I need my breakfast?

Gabriel: There is a vary dangerous animal in there...

Adrian: I mean, Placide is PAID to keep me safe so...

Gabriel: No! It's Nathalie...

Adrian: What did you do to piss her off now?

Gabriel: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! It's just that.. yesterday we ran out of coffee and I said I'd get it and I um... *remembers getting preoccupied with Hawkmoth shenanigans* Forgot...

Adrian: Oh no...

Gabriel: Why don't you check on her. She won't hurt you.

Adrian: *opens the door*

*the room is completely dark, aside from pure white eyes illimating from the top of the island*

Nathalie:

Adrian: *Slams door*

Gabriel: Well?

Adrian: .......... Good luck with that.

Gabriel: WHAT THE HELL! You're just gonna leave me here with her!?

Adrian: Look I have school. I don't have time to deal with your coffee crypid situation.

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Cure Scarlet Blaze

I miss Sasisage’s Sonicure… 

For those not in the know, Sonicure was a series of videos by said creator which was a crossover between Sonic and Pretty Cure, where Sonic characters(Sonic, Amy, Shadow, Blaze, Silver, and Tikal) had transformation sequences into magical girl outfits based on the specific cure chosen for them for the animations. Blaze was Cure Moonlight and I remember watching it as a kid in awe. I wanted the series of videos to be real so bad. This was my first ever exposure to the Pretty Cure franchise, and while I still have yet to watch the series, this has definitely made me fan, even if it is by second hand experience.

Unfortunately the videos got taken down by Sasi awhile back because people were reposting it without permission and credit, and due to fear of copyright too, which is fair but still, such a shame they got nuked.

Anyways, I made this because I wanted to make my own Sonicure, and thought Cure Scarlet fit Blaze a lot more than Moonlight. Granted, Go! Princess Pretty Cure wasn’t out when it was made, but still. Both are these are from 2024; Left full colour, right is my attempt at rendering to look like the 3D models.

These were a lot of fun to do. I don’t have any plans doing any others besides possibly Sally. Idk, if y’all have any suggestions, leave a comment below. Also hey, first Sonic post on here! I plan to post more whenever possible, if possible.

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Been rewatching digimon Adventure as of late and I got to the skullgreymon episode

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some of my favorite bits and jokes that didn't make the final film

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THE GESTALT IS FINALLY CLOSED. I love them sooo much

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Hackers memory: the only game that allows you to participate in the slave trade

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Started my hackers memory replay and man does Yu give overprotective boyfriend energy

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the thing that makes gabriel agreste, the man, suck absolute shit is that the worst ever day conceivable—the most soul crushing, business ruining, dick flattening day—could have happened to him from 1996-2014 and he STILL would have come home to emilie agreste and presumably nathalie sancoeur. like his days included both of them. and he still would have found a way to be an absolute bratty bitch about his meager problems. and then he proceeded to fumble the both of them.

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I had this idea about Phineas and Ferb:

Perry pays the bills and taxes, but one month he gets so caught up in work that he temporarily forgets.

The parents both thought that the other was paying all the bills, so then they’re like “wait…if IM not paying the bills, and YOURE not paying the bills…who is??”

And then the family finds Perry paying the bills and stuff, but he goes platypus mode and so he’s just like “krrrgrggg” and instead of going “WTF how is Perry paying the bills??” The family is just like

“awww! Thanks Perry, you’re such a good platypus!! Good boy, Perry!” 🥰🥰

So then if there’s a court case over the house and the judge is like “okay who pays the bills?” Both the parents sigh before going “bring him in, boys”

and Phineas & Ferb walk in holding Perry and the whole court’s like “what???”

And then they show a video of Perry paying the pills & Taxes and the courts like:

“YOU ARENT EVEN QUESTIONING WHY YOUR PET PLATYPUS IS PAYING THE BILLS??? WHERE DOES HE GET THE MONEY??” And the whole family just shrugs and is like “we were worried that if we questioned him he might think he’s not supposed to do that, so we just gave him some yummy treats and called him a good boy :]”

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Headcanon that they do this at some point in the future