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why r u using the word corn instead of porn on tumblr.com i just saw full dick n balls 2 posts up ur good

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Does he mean anything to you

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Hike on top of a mountain and drink Buttermilch

Visit a city you've never been to before and order the weirdest ice cream flavour you've ever seen

Go to a Hofer or Aldi Süd and find the Spaghetti-Eis-Pralinen

Swim in a lake and get bitten by a Wels

hahahha i love these, though i have to ask WHY BUTTERMILCH?! can it be almdudler instead?

not sure i am ready for a welsattack but i'll try my b🫡

send me your summer bucket list suggestions!

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for your summer bucket list

eat ice cream or drink an ice cream shake so fast, you get a bit of brain freeze

save a snail after it rained so no bikes can damage their smoll house (just carry it over to a nice patch of grass)

get yourself a portable fan for your pocket

complain about Wiener Linien not bringing out the air conditioned trains

refill your water bottle at one of those public water stations

get the biggest size of iced coffee you can manage to drink

hehehe thank you for these, i love them!! 🫶🏼

oh i've definitely already done the wiener linien and water bottle ones!! i fully believe wiener linien is gaslighting us each year with their "3/4 of all trains have air conditioning" propaganda!!!!

send me your summer bucket list suggestions pls!

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ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

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Harvesting my wheat

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Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

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99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

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Heath Ledger photographed by Jake Chessum, , 2004.

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i can't explain it, but the older you get, the more you realize that the hornier, filthier the music is, the better it is for cleaning. it is not good for sex. it's good for cleaning. if it's breathtakingly misogynistic? even better. i'm sorry, Hollywood Undead, i'm sure you think Everywhere I Go was written to fuck to while blown out on a couple lines of coke, but you're wrong. it's for Fabuloso and industrial grade cleaning vinegar and degreaser. the only daddy here is Scrub Daddy. sorry.

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i think we need to cancel @plecotusauritus for anti-kink-shaming vanilla people :((

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Forgot some important things for the bucketlist:

Eat fruit from a giant salad bowl

Eat salad straight from a giant salad bowl

Wear all the sleeveless stuff

Stay up all night to watch the sunrise

Make a fish out of clay

Collect a fancy stone

Watch the Bergdoktor and tell me I'm right about me shipping the Bergdoktor with Dr Kahnweiler.

hahahahah i love these!!! the clay fish is so random and yet intriguing! idk where i could get clay but i shall investigate!

send me your summer bucket list suggestions!

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bucket list:

go bat spotting with bat

go rat spotting with bat

eat ice cream with bat

swim in Donau with bat

go geocaching with bat

is this anything???

hehehehe these can definitely all be arranged, if only i knew a bat coming to a city near me soon.... 😇😍🫶🏼

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SUMMER BUCKETLIST 😍😍

Slothy's Suggestions 💖🦥

Eat a Sundae. An fancy one. Bonus points if ice café has a nice view!

Swim in a lake!

Drink a Flensburger!! (You can also pick the Limo. Maybe a sloth needs to bring it)

Paint your nails a fun colour!

Go to some outdoor cultural event: Reading, show, concert

Plant a plant!

Go to the park on a sunny day with a blanket, a book and a bag full of snacks and do not let the world bother you one bit!!

Go for a walk in the summer rain (you can use an umbrella obviously. But you don't have to!)

Day trip to a place nearby that you always wanted to see.

Eat a whole watermelon straight with a spoon.

heheheh these are all excellent suggestions, thank you sloth!! and i have actually already done some of those! but i dont think i can get flensburger here ... so i guess you'll just have to deliver that to me personally... what a shame.. 😇🫶🏼

send me your summer bucket list suggestions!