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Jazz: Hi Honey!

Jason: ?

Jazz: This is my boyfriend, the one I was talking about so I really can't give you my number.

Creepy guy: Is he really your boyfriend?

Jason catching on: Yeah, I am. You got a problem?

Creepy guy: No, no, no. I can see she's already claimed for. Sorry didn't mean to overstep. I'll go. *runs away*

Jazz: *Angry Huff* Claimed!? Like I'm a thing!? Agh!

Jason: Are you alright? Did he do anything to you?

Jazz: I'm fine. He was annoying more than anything. Creep followed me from the subway station on the seventh.

Jason: That's far.

Jazz: Yeah if you didn’t help I was going to break my promise with my brother and send the creep to the hospital then get arrested again.

Jason: You have a criminal record?

Jazz: Whats with that tone?

Jason: Sorry, you don't look the part. I mean no offense, but you're dressed like you work in a libary.

Jazz: I do work in a libary. I just also happen to be a highly train ghost hunter and humans are far easier to hurt then ghosts.

Jason smiling: Oh? How so?

Jazz: For one thing, humans don't usually notice when I disarm them. *Holding up Jason guns*

Jason: Wha- when did you-!?

Jazz: *Handing them back* See? I'm dangerous. Anyway see you around Motorcycle Boy.

Jason: Motorcycle Boy?

Jazz yelling over her shoulder: I picked you to be my fake boyfriend because you looked good on that bike. Stay hot, Motorcycle Boy!

Jason watching Jazz flip her hair over her shoulder and walk away: Im going to bring thay girl home to Alfred.

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Duke Thomas, I liked the motivational reinforcement in the description, Just wish I could keep up with DC enough to know more than the bare minimum of who that is.

Made a quiz, have fun:)

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hey uh new type of ao3 spam comment just dropped. (I know it's spam because the fic they left this comment on . doesn't have chapters. lmfao). Report this kinda comment as spam and don't take it personally it is literally recycled bullshit

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eh, screw it *releases my fucked up vampire au from the confines of my mind*

anyway I decided my blog is for me and I can draw and post all the weird silly concepts of my dreams and nobody can stop me. I actually have a lot of potential comic ideas ping-ponging in my head for this AU — not a linear story or anything (beyond what's on this post), just some good fun and shenanigans.

bonus:

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THIS ENTIRE LIST!!!

*very emblematic of disney sanitizing the fuck out of stitch.

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a deleted scene from the 2001 spongebob episode “just one bite.” it was cut from future airings due to complaints that it was too violent. 

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Once the dead man is revived, we can ask him five questions, at which point he will die again, never to be re-revived.

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metal sonic keeps getting new sisters, good for him

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That is a Sentient Portable Generator built to jump-start Spaceships. A simple survivalist's vibro-knife is the SAFEST weapon you could give it. (The knife isn't even in the manipulator claw that GNKs have below that faceplate interface! It's just taped loosely to the side of the casing!) A properly armed Gonk gets an E-Web Heavy Repeating Blaster on a turret-hat. something they can do that no-one else can because a GNK IS the required reactor to run one.

Oh Gonky you rascal 🔪✨

Inspired by @gayjedicoded

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They have to pull their lips back deliberately to show their teeth, so that Shiftry is either gritting thier teeth in a snarl that would make The Grinch feel like his NASTY smile isn't trying enough, OR it is genuinely happy and deliberately grinning as wide as it can to show that.

The official Pokemon Instagram just posted this animation featuring Shiftry!

*fans you angrily* *fans you angrily* *fans you angrily* *fans you angrily* *fans you angrily* *fans you angrily* *fans you angrily* *fans you angrily* *fans you angrily* *fans you angrily* *fans y

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Listen to Adrien on this one Felix, Kagami is smarter than to smite you down with witnesses. And here we see our Favored Artist perfectly depicting the fact that Adrien is in fact very intelligent. Except for any subject related to inter-personal communication or connection. (He's a completely empty head when it comes to understanding that.) And Sabine gets to see her daughters "lil-Creatchur Megnet" at work. So sweet!

Speak of the Devil part four

previous / next

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if you’re 26 and older, reblog.

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The Vaudeville Hook is also a tried and true method for catching Toons. As seen in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit0", even though Daffy and Donald were going to ridiculous lengths in their fight, the second those hooks took them by the neck they couldn't reach each other to keep fighting regardless of their attempts.

How in the world does the studio even keep managing to catch them? It's just regular humans, right? Toons could run circles around them! Or do they send other toons after them?

Oh, that's simple, really- They use nets!

Mostly large animal nets, the kind dog catchers use.

"But Spooky," you may ask, "They're toons! They could easily break or slip out of those!"

And my answer to that, is yes. They could, couldn't they? Why, it's just common sense, isn't it? Something so lightweight and frail, with big holes in it... With their abilities, they should be able to easily just break the nets or slip out of them!

...Which is why it's so funny that they can't!

See... you don't have to be a toon to weaponize cartoon logic against 'em.

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ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

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Pickpocket for Hire

Dpxdc Prompt #61

It started off as a joke.

No really, it was something that Jason felt the Bats would laugh about, while also helping out some street kids along the way.

He put out a job for the kids of Crime Alley, anyone who could pickpocket the entire Wayne family would get all necessities paid for them by Red Hood until they turned 18.

Most kids that saw the challenge would think it was a joke.

Most kids that believed it was real would think it wasn't even worth trying.

Most kids that tried would be caught immediately, and subsequently get a meal paid for by their Wayne of choice and suddenly have some doors opened for them, because Jason knew his family and knew they had a soft spot for kids.

Except the one thing he didn't account for was Danny Fenton, who most certainly was not most kids.

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This is my attempt at an awesome scene from the latest chapter by @cat-bit . This is an awesome story I highly recommend it!

Halfa-Jazz coming down like an avenging angel!

I don’t think I did this scene justice but it was fun to draw and I hope you all enjoy it as much as I enjoyed reading it!

I don’t have much of a selection of markers so I also posted the line art if someone wants to color it feel free to