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I don't know how to be a good sibling and I don't know how to be a good daughterson and I'm too loud even when i try to be quiet and i always say the wrong thing and I'm spiraling but i can't take anything bc someone tricked me into drinking
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Vampires Are Autistic:
Lights too bright
Sounds too loud
Eats the same thing every day
Don't understand modern society
Can't be around groups of humans without feeling overwhelmed
Gets obsessed with certain topics (and sometimes people...)
Humans are disturbed by them but don't know why
If they go out during the day, they need weeks to recover
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crochet aquarium
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Predictions for the future of Doctor Who
disney backs out
2027 gives us a special that explains whatever the fuck's going on with billie piper. It makes everyone very angry but it ends with us getting a new doctor and the promise of a full new series in 2029!
the 2029 series has less budget and is only six episodes long. The producers try to explain this is actually a Good Thing because they can make a really tight epic story arc that's going to be Doctor Who Like You've Never Seen It Before!
It's followed by another 6 episode series on 2031. These series are generally agreed to be Shit, with a couple of absolutely amazing completely bizarre episodes that will be remembered forever.
The BBC do not cancel Doctor Who. It's just going on a little bit of a hiatus. Don't worry about it.
Wilderness Years 2 Electric Boogaloo begins.
Big Finish gets a big boost in popularity as people go there for new Doctor Who content. They produce more and more adventures with no more plot than, "And we have this Fan Favourite Character back to team up with this other Fan Favourite, and fight this Classic Monster!!" as quality goes steadily downhill. By 2035 they're releasing a new audio every day and using AI write their scripts.
The BBC licences a new series of novels that they don't really care about, which are generally agreed to be some of the greatest Doctor Who stories of all time.
In 2050 or so Doctor Who is brought back as a hard reboot, using a lot of ideas from the 2005 series (the Doctor is the Last of the Time Lords, there's a large focus on the companion's home life). This makes a lot of Doctor Who fans extremely angry but also genuinely refreshes the franchise and makes for an extremely good series. David Tennant makes a guest appearance as the Master.
In the 2062 season finale, there's a surprise appearance from Jodie Whitaker, who comes out in costume and frantically explains to the current Doctor that the Division have Done It Again and erased a whole lot of their past.
This leads into next year's 100 year anniversary special, which retroactively reconises all of original Doctor Who. It's bad.
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Every woman you know is like my hair is fried, I hate my job, and I wish I could’ve saved my grandmother
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The only label discourse queer people should be getting into is the EF scale discourse
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~ Chained dog ~
(Caged version on patreon 🐙)
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no, the BEANIE is jughead. youre thinking of jugheads monster,
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Had a bad morning and thought about my opinions on lesbian feminist theory to calm down while listening to MSI in the car. Do you think I'm normal
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Our new EP "Ghost In My Head" is coming out this Friday, July 11th!
Be sure to follow us on your favorite streaming platform to give it a listen once it comes out!
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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.
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(perverse, predatory, manipulative voice) Hello
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Love you like a moth loves the flame
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"my doctor is refusing to prescribe me this medication I need because they think I'm displaying 'drug seeking behavior'"
-> "it sucks so bad that the institution of medicine empowers people to be so ableist and just refuse treatment to addicts based on vibes" yeah it sure does
-> "addicts are to blame for this" bro is onto nothing 🔥🔥🔥
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so i guess today i disrupted the UN "ai for good" summit and got arrested with a friend



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