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Trixie: That was so hot, Starlight. Starlight: I literally called the pony who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Trixie: I'm so in love with you.

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Conflicted.

Debating whether the polycule is just all 6 of the girls dating one another or if it's like a messy network of lesbians where Twilight is dating Pinkie but also Rarity who is dating Applejack who is dating Rainbow Dash, and then Fluttershy is just, there in some queerplatonic sense

I'm hesitant to say they're all dating because Pinkie and Applejack have the whole "possibly cousins" thing and I have no interest in touching that and making people potentially uncomfortable.

Using a polycule chart to try and figure it out.

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Rainbow Dash: Truth or dare? Twilight: Dare. Rainbow Dash: I dare you to kiss the hottest mare in the room. Twilight: Hey Rarity? Rarity, blushing: Yeah? Twilight: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Pinkie Pie.

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Pinkie Pie: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Twilight: Wow. They sound stupid. Pinkie Pie: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Twilight: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Pinkie Pie: I guess you’re right. Hey Twilight, I love you. Twilight: See! Just say that! Pinkie Pie: Twilight: If that flies over their head then, sorry Pinkie Pie, but they're too dumb for you. Pinkie Pie: Twilight.

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Fluttershy: Well, remember when Rainbow Dash made a romantic dinner for me? Rarity: Fluttershy, they microwaved you a pizza.

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Pinkie Pie, to Rainbow Dash: We had a date!

Pinkie Pie: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

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gives u a banan

Majestic.

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Inbox is open!

Alright, so here's the setup: the Mane Six are all living together in Twilight's castle.

They're hopeless lesbians. Twilight is trans.

Oh, and Starlight lives in the castle, but I'll say isn't in the polycule. Unsure if this is set within the show's continuity or is more of a slice-of-life chill AU.

Feel free to ask about whatever, but please make sure to address which pony you're asking the question!

Uhh, other than that, have fun?