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dally: this is what we call taking the high road.

dally: which I was shocked to find out has nothing to do with marijuana.

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me june 1st: this is gonna be the best summer ever!!

me now: severely sunburned, watches 7 episodes of glee a day with my mom, orders pizza for most meals, forgets what its like to go outdoors

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ponyboy: *speaks*

darry:

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sodapop: steve, if you hate this job so much you should just quit.

steve: no, I need this job.

steve: i'm saving up to buy a noose to hang myself with

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Headcannons for helping Darry patch up after a rumble?

-he acts like he doesn't need your help

-but he does

-he really does

-hes kinda clueless when it comes to that stuff bc he never gets hurt bad enough to be really concerned about his injuries

-he tries to help you but he just ends up in the way

-hes actually pretty annoyed that he cant do it himself so he pretends like he doesn't want you there

-but again, he does

-"im not even hurt that bad, you don't have to do this"

-eventually he gives in and lets you do your thing

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Sodapop: also, these candies you gave me sucked.

Steve: but you ate all of them.

Sodapop: I had to make sure they all sucked.

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Hello hello do you ship johnnyboy?? If so could you do some headcanons? I'd love to hear some!!! But if not that's ok too!!!

ok I do JALLY SHIPPERS DONT HATE ME LMAO

-cuddling all the time

-when they spoon johnny is always the big spoon bc ponyboy is whiny af

-they do everything together honestly

-it's srsly such an honest relationship??

-like they tell each other literally everything

-johnny always cooks for ponyboy and ponyboy will read to johnny late at night in bed together

-neither of them are big on pda but they will hold hands in public

-people honestly aren't surprised bc the two of them were always together even when they weren't dating

-they can read each other's expressions and body language so well, like they can always tell what the other is feelings

-short, quick kisses before the other one leaves

-when theyre alone together they'll put on loud music and sing and dance together

-they watch so many movies together

-like they have movie nights and johnny usually lets ponyboy pick

-late nights in the lot looking at the stars

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random dallas headcanons

-he can't stand the word "moist"

-he's so good with animals without even trying, like every dog he's ever met loves him

-but he actually really likes reptiles

-he had a snake when he was little

-he has reallllly clear skin and just a few freckles on his cheeks that get darker in the summer

-he gets sunburned badly bc he's so pale, but refuses to but on sunscreen so he just burns

-his hair is so blonde, people always ask him if he bleaches it and it pisses him off

-he stays up really late, but is like totally fine the next day? like he's not tired at all

-modern dally ends up watching a lot of reality TV bc that's what's on late at night

-let's just say he knows way too much about the kardashians

-he doesn't eat a lot, and when he does it's barely anything

-like no one knows how he doesn't starve

-he loves sour stuff though

-modern dally would liiiive off of sour patch kids tbh

-modern dally also loves eminem

-he loves long car rides

-when he really doesn't have a place to go, he'll just drive until he's almost out of gas

-he's a very good liar, but he actually lies a lot less than most people assume

-he always smells like smoke, not like cigarettes, but just smoke?

-his favorite color is blue

-you know his ring that he gave to Sylvia? according to ponyboy, "he rolled a drunk senior" to get the ring, but that's just what he told people. his mom actually gave it to him before she passed away

-he decided he'd never let anyone else wear it unless he truly loved them

-and he actually thought he was beginning to love Sylvia when he gave it to her

-so when she cheated on him, it hurt a lot more than he let on

-he decided he wanted to give it to johnny, bc he knew johnny didn't have much and he was really the only person dally loved

-but johnny died before he had the chance to do it

-johnny reminded him of himself as a kid. his parents didn't care much about him and he turned mean and bitter because of it

-and he knew johnny might become the same way, so he kind of dedicated himself to making sure that didn't happen

-the only reason he stayed in Tulsa after he left New York was bc he met the gang and johnny, and he realized that he had to save that kid before it was too late

-and he began to feel like that was his only purpose in life, so when johnny died...he had to die too

-to summarize, dallas could be a loyal and selfless motherfucker

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Could you ship me with somebody? I'm about 5'4 with rly long legs and I have light brunette, fluffy hair that looks like Hermoines hair from the first few Harry Potter movies. I have hazel/green eyes, olive skin and fair features. I'm kind of introverted, I love reading, video games, movies, drawing, writing, and the sea. I also like comics and I'm into alternative music. When it comes to friends I prefer quality over quantity and ppl say I'm funny, brave, polite, determined and smart. Thanks!

I ship you with Ponyboy!! he's introverted as well, and you two share a lot of the same interests ( reading, movies, drawing, writing, etc. ) you're a lot alike and you have a lot in common, so I think the two of you would get along really well.

thanks for your request!

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Hi! First off, I love your blog. Second, I was wondering if you could do a ship for me? I'm 5'3", very curvy, with long, straight dark brown hair, dark brown eyes, and pale skin. I'm fairly tough but also caring and loyal to my family and the people I love. I love the outdoors and could spend all day hiking up in the mountains. I'm also a writer, but I'm studying to be a nurse. I don't really like being around a lot of people, I'd rather be around just a few friends. Thank you!!

thank you!! I ship you with Darry! I feel like he's the same way: tough but loyal and caring with family and close friends. he loves anything having to o with the outdoors, and you guys would go camping and hiking and skiing all the time. since youre studying to be a nurse, he call you up when one of the boys is sick or hurt bc he has no idea how to deal with that hahaha. he prefers being around a limited number of people as well, so you two would never have to be in a big crowd together.

thanks for your request!!

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shit people at my school have said that guys in the gang would say #15

Ponyboy: Johnny, you should really be more careful when you cross the street.

Sodapop: yeah, you don't want to get run over

Johnny: do you not know me? if someone was about to run me over, I would LET THEM.

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Hey, would you mind shipping me with someone? My name is Taylor I am 5'6, my hair goes down to my shoulders, Im naturally brunette but dyed it red a little while ago with brown eyes. I'm a tomboy who likes to read books, watch sunsets, draw, write and have a good time with my friends. They say sarcastic, brave, adventurous, handy and questionable. Last but not least Im quiet until you get to know me. Have a nice day or night, thank you so much! 😊

I ship you with Sodapop! (no, im not gonna stop calling him sodapop just bc his real name is soda now apparently???) I feel like you two have a lot in common, like you have a calmer side that will just hang with your friends and you write and watch sunsets and stuff. I feel like sodapop totally has a calmer side too. but you both are brave and adventurous as well. he could get you to come out of your shell, and you guys would get along really well.

thanks for your request!!

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Would you mind doing a ship for me, darling? I'm 5'7, I have brown eyes and drown hair but it turns a dark purple in the sun (from dyeing it). My friends say I'm thick but I don't think so. I wear makeup 24/7 and my style goes from tomboy to girly girl, if you will. My friends describe me as a loving mother lol. I'm kind, sweet, mature but "strong" when needed. I like reading books, writing, watching sunsets, and listening to music. I'm also a 'hopeless romantic'. Have a great day, cheers!♥️

I ship you with Darry!! you're like a loving mother and he's totally a loving dad so it works out? but you're both sweet and friendly but also mature and strong. you two would get along really well. I can totally see the hopeless romantic thing in darry as well, and I think if he had time he would read and write and do stuff like that as well. so, you have a lot in common and I think you two would hit it off really well.

thanks for your request!

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may i have a ship? im a 5'3 girlie. my eyes are blue-gold and my hair is dark brown w a red tint. my grades are okay but im really smart. i like to read, write and listen to music. i like to think im the most extroverted introvert ever. im really shy and quiet but once i get comfortable with my surroundings im really outgoing and loud. im clumsy as heck but its funny. dad jokes are my forte. anxiety is a thing but its whatever. thanks!!

I ship you with ponyboy!! you're both pretty smart and you share a lot of the same interests. you could both fall under the category of introverted extrovert, like youre shy and quiet until you get comfortable. you could both come out of your shells when you're around each other. ponyboy would laugh at you when youre clumsy but then he would totally bump into something and fall like 2 seconds later so it works. the amount of dad jokes/puns made when you two are around each other is overwhelming and kind of terrifying bahahahaha

thanks for your request!

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ship please? i have long natrually curled (but i straighten it) brownish hair that is redish in sun im not pale but not tan with light freckles on my nose. and i have green/blue eyes. I'm 5'1, with an hourglass figure. i argue a lot and am full of opinions. i will tell it like it is if i must. ive have done some pretty bad things that have gotten me into some not so good situations but i try to learn from my fuck ups. i find fun in trouble but i also like the calmer things like drawing and music

I ship you with steve! you are both tough and argumentative, and brutally honest. you have your strong opinions and are not afraid to show them and tell it like it is. relationships like this one would work bc neither of you would be afraid of getting your feelings hurt by the other. but you both have different sides, like how you try to learn from the things you've done wrong and you like calmer things too. steve would love that side of you just as much and I think you two would totally work together.

thanks for your request!

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Can I have a ship please? I'm 5'4 with long dark brown hair that gets lighter at the bottom. I have lighter brown eyes and freckles on my cheeks. I'm really flat (aka no curves). I really like dogs and baking. I'm pretty competitive and my friends say I'm nice but judgmental. I'm very social and I like to consider everyone my friend. I really hate scary movies and I don't like kids very much. Thank you I really love your blog 💕

thank you!! I ship you with Two-Bit! you guys are both very social and friendly. he's pretty competitive as well. I feel like you two would totally have like 9 dogs together, and you would totally teach him how to bake (it would end up in a mess and a very burned dessert, honestly.) I feel like two is lowkey scared of horror movies anyway so you wouldn't have to worry about that bahaha.

thanks for your request! 

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Hi hun may I have a ship plz?) I'm 5'6 and Asian/Mexican with meduim/long dark brown almost black hair, brown eyes and tanned skin. I love reading, watching movies, video games, & photography. I'm good in school well just in math I sucked at English, I'm in band and marching band. I have a short temper I tend to get frustrated easily I don't shit from anyone. I love talking walks no matter how long or short I just like em & I also like sunsets & watching em

I ship you with Ponyboy!! ok this sounds like the really basic "oh she likes books and movies and sunsets-ponyboy"  but it's not hahahaha. so you guys do have all of that in common of course, but I also think you just fit! he doesn't have a short temper, but I think he would learn to deal with you and that would help him a lot. and I feel like you would slowly learn to control your temper better from being around him. he goes to all your shows and recitals in band. he would go on, like, hour long walks with you bc he loves that kind of thing.

thanks for your request!!