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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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MY DND CHARACTER!!!!

their name is charlie

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clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

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Misha Collins on stage like "ok so im not allowed to say im attracted to men anymore but SURELY i can still say men are attracted to me right"

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Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths

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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

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💜✨

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Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?

Genie: um

Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you're willing, it'd be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that's not cool, I'm perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.

Genie, now staring at me like I'm insane: ......okaaayyy?....

Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they'd really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.

Genie, just staring at me

Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.

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I hope every 19 year old is ok eventually I'm so fucking serious. If you're 19 stay safe out there it'll be ok love you

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Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. (I accidentally clicked the wrong button on a Tumblr poll and incorrectly skewed the results.)

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the elusive 7 act Structure

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Can't find the post I made with those poems so I'm gonna post the one this reminded me of again here:

[Untitled Dissociation Poem]

I’m not talking right now.

I know I am,

I know my mouth is moving

And words are falling out but

I’m not talking right now.

I’m not here right now

Please leave a message

I’m not here right now

But I’ll still hold your hand

I’m here for you

But I’m not here right now.

I’m not looking at me.

I’ve been told that’s my face

And I know I’m looking right at it

But I’m not looking at me

I’m not here right now.

I’m not looking at me.

I’m not talking right now.

Who is?

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Maybe I'm the faggot America

Maybe it's Maybelline

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This sounds like a poem I wrote before I knew I was a system--

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when you censor yourself like this -> *** on my dash i respect your right to privacy but I AM trying to decipher it like we're playing hangman or something. is there an o in there give me something to work with