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Did you hear that Cadbury will no longer be making their chocolate coins?

But never fear - Christmas isn’t cancelled. Last week I posted that my local Aldi had sold out of chocolate coins. Well, they have returned, and I have bought some, which I plan to use as decorations on my coffee table in...

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This Christmas I want to have treats and trimmings and food and drink aplenty. I want to decorate my home and host friends and family, and have them leave my house with a warm glow that they can’t put down to anything in particular, but I’ll know it’s down to the gorgeous food - the ‘good spread’,...

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Who is the most Islam-friendly rapper? Halal Cool J.

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Johnny Marr: "Wow. This toilet tissue is soft - what brand is it?"

Morrissey: "This Charmin, man"

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What does REM singer Michael Stipe do now he's king of an all-female empire?

Knights women.

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Who is the least sticky rapper/singer/actress in the world?

Queen LaTefal.

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Billy Corgan is known to be very anti-Halloween. In fact, he'll spend most of the day smashing pumpkins.

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Just bought the new fragrance from Suggs. It's Musty Love.

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What is Chris Brown's favourite mid-80s cult horror film?

Rihannamator.

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What do Nirvana fans in Hull wear when it's cold? Coat Cobain.

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Don't miss 'Respectable', the new Mel & Kim-inspired modern art exhibition now open at the Ta-, Ta-, Ta-, Ta-, T- T- T- T-, Ta-, Tate.

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What does the lead singer in Motörhead drink when he's feeling a little bit under the weather?

Lemmysip.

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Which energy provider do Canadian singers use to power their ballads?

Celine e.on

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Biffy Clyro heading out for Halloween dressed as the bass player from the Stone Roses.

Mani of Horrors.

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Sean Paul's off to the Middle East this weekend for a meeting with Sheik Dat Ting.

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I've just bought some of Mike Skinner's new cookware range, Original Pyrex Material.

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Why is it so warm in Glenn Frey's house?

The heating's ... on!