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#cuddling#body horror#wet dream#sounds like a svsss fic tbh#i'd read it just to see#and probably end up liking it well enough
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...what is the "sex is just rock climbing" category
It was kind of a joke between me and a friend ("you wouldn't judge someone for having gone rock climbing with a bunch of different people") but honestly the more I thought about it the more I bought into it unironically because:
It is a physical activity done with one or more partners
You should only go rock climbing with people you trust to not let you fall
You should not go rock climbing with someone who is drunk or currently incapable of rational decision-making
Some people get super super super into rock climbing and do not shut up about all the places they have climbed and how many are left on their bucket list and these people are usually men between the ages of 20 and 35 and like it's fine dude I'm glad you're happy but I don't know what most of those mountains even are
While many consider it a fun activity, pressuring someone into climbing when they don't want to (or ignoring their feelings and just dangling them off a cliff,) could cause both psychological and physical trauma
There is no moral value to it whatsoever. Who you have gone rock climbing with (or whether you have rock climbed at all) has no bearing on who you are as a person. Imagine telling someone "it's not that heights make you nauseous, it's just that you haven't found the right person to belay you!" or "you need to save your first time rock climbing for someone special." That would be absurd.
For some people it is a deep and moving personal experience.
historically I have not asked myself "will this aggravate my hip flexor injury" before participating when perhaps I should have 😔
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[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this
#go-to is IT'S FINE IT'S FINE IT'S FINE IT'S FINE IT'S FINE IT'S FINE IT'S FINE IT'S FINE IT'S FINE IT'S FINE#prev tags
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Sleepy cats 2/?
Been rereading way too many fic of Guardian recently and because I drew ShenYi sleeping with Xiaoxuan and I thought that I could also draw Zhao Yunlan and Daqing sleeping
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hey? can someone send me a screenshot of an ixali with a bow? i'll give you ten bucks please
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The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.
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the tiktok itself is funny but i’m deeply obsessed with this dog





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The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.
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[All IDs from alt. The three images show Marisha Ray and Brennan Lee Mulligan at a table playing D&D with others.
ID 1: "Marisha Ray: rock bottom is a good place to be"
ID 2: "Marisha Ray: can only go up, right?"
ID 3: "Brennan Lee Mulligan: theoretically you could also move laterally to a different area of rock bottom"
End ID]
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Ace flag Liu Qingge for pride month ´∀` 🖤🩶🤍💜
[ID: a digital illustration of Liu Qingge from "Scum Villain's Self-Saving System" in the colors of the ace flag: white pants, grey boots and outer robe, purple middle robe, and black belt. He is in a battle stance with his sword out. White text around him reads, "While you were dual cultivating I was studying the blade". End ID.]
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honestly look at the bright side at least you’re not 14
I’M NOT FOURTEEN!!!!!!

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very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"
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Domestic Moshang + their daughter, the future queen and terror of the North, but also their little Snowflake.
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