portallhopper
portallhopper
and the universe said i love you
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do not call me or my ocs queer thanx
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portallhopper · 5 months ago
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Hey so. Political figures messing with the post office is not a good thing 👍
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portallhopper · 5 months ago
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When I sense a sex scene is about to happen in a piece of media I start punching the tv screen either until it’s dead or until the horrific images cannot be seen under my blood
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portallhopper · 5 months ago
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one must imagine sisyphus posting about it
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portallhopper · 5 months ago
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portallhopper · 5 months ago
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I have a soft spot for them 🥹
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portallhopper · 5 months ago
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
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portallhopper · 5 months ago
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Can everyone who's mean to me just get fed to the beast omfggggggg
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portallhopper · 5 months ago
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Um. Hi 🧍‍♀️
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portallhopper · 5 months ago
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portallhopper · 7 months ago
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Actually working 80+ hours a week isn't so bad when it's a job i enjoy 🧍‍♀️
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portallhopper · 7 months ago
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new nomad esim discount code just dropped, you can use CHRISTMAS24 up to two times through 12/29 for 20% off an esim
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portallhopper · 7 months ago
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I need to draw people's ocs i haven't drawn in a million years
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portallhopper · 7 months ago
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portallhopper · 7 months ago
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Please health ocd be normal for 1 second
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portallhopper · 7 months ago
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God I hate sounding ungrateful but it really feels like my parents don't know what I like anymore
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portallhopper · 7 months ago
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I'm fucking begging Amazon to deliver their own packages and for people to stop buying ALL of their gifts from Amazon bc I'm working 12 hour shifts because of how much shit people are buying. Tell me why my coworkers who have been working for nearly 20 years are telling me this is the worst holiday season they have ever seen in their lives
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portallhopper · 8 months ago
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no more gravy no more basting it is freedom we are tasting
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