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If tuna are the chicken of the sea, are chickens the fish of land?

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If every person named Andrew in the US came together we could easily take over Iceland

There are 892,853 people in the US called Andrew. Iceland has a population of 341,243. That means that every person in Iceland would have to fight 2.62 Andrews, and idk I don't think they could do it.

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Things that upset me for no logical reason #2

one day I will just wake up with less teeth

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Things that upset me for no logical reason #1

I'll never see my own skull, heart or brain

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Random thought I had at work #3 (extremely late Christmas edition)

Santa clause is coming is the sequel to Santa baby

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Random thought I had at work #2

Rick and Morty takes place in a multiverse, which basically means that any imaginable universe exists. So technically all fanfiction and *adult* parodies are canon.

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Random thought I had at work #1

What if the reason shaggy loves scooby snacks so much is because there actually edibles

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blog update

since nobody sees these anyway I'm just gonna start using this to record all the dumb stuff I think of that isn't successful on Reddit

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Bad superhero idea #1

reverse hulk, a bodybuilder who becomes a scrawny genius every time he cries

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you ever have those days where your making toast and trying to spread the butter before the bread cools but the butter just rolls and your mind is consumed by a panicked rage fueled by a hunger for toast?