high-voltage-rat
Lord of Rats
Hey, I'm Ali. I like video games, rats, and other stuff occasionally.
Currently Invested In: Red vs Blue, Mechquest/Dragonfable
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this is one of my fav tweets of all time but one part of it haunts me so i need to know:
#as a nova scotian I want to say it's us. but. americans probably mean southern ontario or like. montreal or vancouver.#funniest answer is PEI though#not video games#tumblr polls
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There was an attempt
#this one goes out to the pigeons on my balcony who put one stick down in our tomato pot and then let their child die#not video games
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#smokers really gotta learn that you're the minority and most people think your smoke is gross#I recognize that addiction is not the fault of the addicted and I don't like to shame people dor it#but the assumption that most people smoke lends itself to peer pressure that keeps people in the cycle#smoking and vaping have serious negative impacts on your health. it is worth it to quit#but at the very least please stop assuming that everyone around you is fine with you doing it in their space#I'm allergic and having to walk through clouds of it in public spaces because smokers gave me no choice makes me furious#bus stops? don't. doorways? don't. narrow sidewalks? don't. walking in a crowd of people? STOP THAT.#not video games#tumblr polls
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#I had uh. a lot#main ones were a red-eyed tree frog and a rottweiler. sparkle and cutie.#cutie was from the hospital gift shop after I survived sepsis when I was 5. she also came with me for my tonsillectomy#sparkle was my first webkinz and red eyed tree frogs were my favourite animal#not video games#tumblr polls
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getting surgery to give me a second head so i can tell twice as many lies as usual
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little gus is wondering if you'd like to be his friend!
#I want so badly to be your friend little gus#op please inform gus I would die for him#not video games#rats
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shirt that says I Got My Top Surgery at the 4077th MASH
#weird thing to say but. this is my mechquest oc's skuld mecha#I know this is incomprehensible op but rest assured it's funny#anyway also I think Radar should have worn that shirt the whole series. nothing else different and nobody ever acknowledges it#not video games#m*a*s*h#mash 4077
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#I got nicknamed voltage because I drank the mountain dew flavour every day#I'm relatively sure that military folks in my family have had some interesting nicknames from our surname which is a common word#one more reason to never join up on top of the heaping pile lmao#not video games#nsfw ish
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so.
i guess fanfiction wasn’t a phase….
#...I was 12 I think?#it was halo fanfic with my ocs#but my first fandom was probably star wars at 4 or 5. I had many a hyperfixation fandom over the years#over the nearly 12 further years since the halo fic I've really never stopped though they're usually oc centric so I rarely post them
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Thinkin about that old photo of that Kiowa girl with her cat in the cradleboard
#OOOOOOOOOOOUGHIGJHKGIH#THIS IS JUST AS GOOD AS THE INUK GIRL WITH THE PUPPY IN HER AMAUTIK#not video games#so cute I love lil kids and their pets
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this is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen jesus fucking christ
#the evanescence album cover pic being front and center on the ass really elevates this#not video games
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Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it
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oh you think you're soooo fucking smart. with your fucking convoluted pretentious sentences
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god I fuckign love ocs. my characters. my friend's characters. the characters of mutuals ive never spoken to. the characters of artists ive followed and maybe spoken to a little more. the characters of complete strangers I see in passing and think "aw that's cool". if you have ten fans I am one if you have one fan it is me etc etc. I love you
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Saw this on FB marketplace and immediately thought of the 4077.
They'd have this outside of the Swamp in the summer time and they might just make up a whole other new fake doctor to go along with. Oh the shenanigans
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