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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.
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I think the key to a happy life as an adult woman is to channel your inner weird little girl and make her happy
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oderus i've been chipping away at that i will eventually post on my art accounts -_-
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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.
🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.
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you need to develop obsessions with strange niche content
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The thing about Iyami in Osomatsu-san is that the writers have already admitted they don’t really know what to do with him and it’s pretty obvious why: they don’t think he fits with in the modern day setting but at the same time they can’t get too creative with him or fully relegate him to the eventual visual gag or plot device: Iyami was THE reason Osomatsu-kun had the immense grasp on pop culture it did in the 20th century. People asked the Beatles to do the sheeeh when they visited Japan for the first time. Godzilla did the sheeeh in the movies! He was the face of the franchise for over sixty years! I imagine Fujio Pro must be very protective of his image. I’m surprised the -san artists even got approval to change his design from -kun to -san at all, as minimal as the changes were.
The result of that is visible: they could turn Totoko into a violent wannabe idol and Hatabō into a cannibalistic billionaire and make Dayon and Dekapan a gay couple but Iyami had to stay as a mustache-twirling 60s cartoon antagonist, goofy pose / catchphrase combo included. Can’t change him too much, can’t get rid of him. Which is kind of the same issue all retoolings of Scooby-Doo go through if you think about it. The writers can play around with the others and get more or less serious as much as they want but god help them if Scooby and Shaggy aren’t there and they’re not eating a big sandwich.
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If you’re really into hardcore music (and adjacent), 121 bands have come together to release a compilation album to benefit Palestinian children (all proceedings will be donated to MECA for Peace). The album was released on bandcamp and is called “A HOMELAND DENIED: A Compilation for Palestinian Liberation” and you can get by clicking the link.
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im sorry but when you grow up and interact with people irl youre gonna have friends where you dont fw their tastes. sometimes youre gonna meet someone chill whos also a hazbin hotel fan or have a really nice coworker that likes taylor swift and youre gonna need to mind your business and shut the fuck up or youre gonna be real lonely
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Eight frame dragon gif I made during quarantine. It took a long time to animate, fabricate and assemble this but I’m really happy with how it turned out!
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